Da Bears pop the puny ponies.....(Formerly Doc vs. Dooby thread) - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

Drbio · 09-09-2003, 02:37 PM

It's time. SMU at Baylor. Dooby and I have been waiting for this game for a while now. We have been talking about the game for weeks and we both think our teams will be victorious. The winner will get a unique title for this thread. If Dooby's SMU poines beat my beloved Baylor bears this week in Waco, I will change the title of the thread to something like "SMU is better than Baylor" or something else that Dooby comes up with. However, if (when) my beloved Baylor Bears steamroll those SMU shetland ponies, I will be forced to change the title to something a little more reflective of the victory. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Feel free to chime in.....but this thread is for Dooby and I.

Baylor - 26
SMU - 24

P.S. The Vegas line is Baylor +2 at home.

Sic 'em Bears!!!!!

madape · 09-09-2003, 02:49 PM

The bears are no longer just the joke of the big 12, they are the joke of college football. What was the score of that North Texas game? Is there really any hope left after they received a 50 point slaughter via the hands of the Mean Grean. I think my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets could give them a run for the money. At least SMU has the death penalty and tight academic restrictions to blame their ineptitude on. What exuse does Baylor have? They pay their players and still get pummeled by glorified 1AA teams.

Doc- Here's your title: "Baylor Bears - The worst team money can buy"

Chicago JK · 09-09-2003, 02:57 PM

Sadly...Baylor hasn't been a division 1 team for several years. Unfortunately after the disgrace against North Texas, I think Baylor gets blown out again. As Craig James said on Fox Radio the other day, "If SMU can't beat Baylor then they should drop their football program."

Baylor is a good school, but I have lost all hope that they will ever be a factor is college football ever again. How is that for a graduate speaking. Although I am ready to start talking smack about our baseball program and our sprint relay teams.

Murphy3 · 09-09-2003, 03:01 PM

there's alot of D-1 schools that would get their asses handed to them by UNT

Drbio · 09-09-2003, 03:16 PM

I think that murph is dead on. UNT is a pretty good football team. Ask Texas Tech what they think about them. Anyone (Craig James)who pulls the Baylor should drop their football team card is a certifiable moron.

Ape- I know you love SMU, but come on...get those facts straight. That was a basketball thing that was perpetuated by one dumbass EX coach (Bliss) to one player. Bliss should be jailed for his actions and hopefully will be. An SMU fan throwing the "pay the players" stone? Bwahahahaha....

The Bears will win this game and there will much rejoicing. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Dooby · 09-09-2003, 03:44 PM

Baylor lost to UAB. That is University of Alabama-Birmingham. I swear to God I had to look that up. At least I know what the hell Texas Tech is.

Baylor is spaaaaaaaaaaaare.

If there is a bough, I just fired a shot across it.

Just211 · 09-09-2003, 10:17 PM

i hope Baylor pulls at least one W before conference play. or it could get uglier

Drbio · 09-09-2003, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by: Just211
i hope Baylor pulls at least one W before conference play. or it could get uglier

We have Sam Houston State next week.....but it really can't get much uglier.

Dooby · 09-10-2003, 07:30 AM

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Originally posted by: Drbio

Quote:

Originally posted by: Just211
i hope Baylor pulls at least one W before conference play. or it could get uglier

We have Sam Houston State next week.....but it really can't get much uglier.

Sounds like a concesssion if I've ever heard one. Buck up, Doc. You haven't even played the game yet.

Big Boy Laroux · 09-10-2003, 07:36 AM

hey murph, the falcons are gonna roll over UNT, with or without chance! did anyof you see that replay of him hitting the coach? after the coach forearmed him in the face?

Murphy3 · 09-10-2003, 08:17 AM

screw you BBL, UNT by 10

Big Boy Laroux · 09-10-2003, 08:27 AM

i follow the falcons by default cause my sister goes there. i went to a game last year (against colorado st.)... man, it was miserable. cold as hell. and they lost. if they had one, maybe it would've been better. but this game was later in the season, so it shouldn't be too cold for the UNT game.

anyway, i'll let my sister know she needs to watch out for the murph. hell, you could catch a volleyball game that same weekend and see her kick ass.

Drbio · 09-10-2003, 08:38 AM

You heard it here first. Baylor corrals the Shetland Ponies.

Baylor - 26
SMU - 24

The Ponies will be limping back up I-35 Saturday night. To add insult to injury, their bus will break down on I-35 at the Baylor exit and they will be mocked by hundreds of "dancing bears". Some Aggie mechanic will have to fix the bus while the Pony players balance their checkbooks and call daddy on their cell phones for help. The Aggie mechanic will fix the bus with one the SMU players cappucino machines and the bus will get as far as Hillsboro where they will have to stop to buy another for the distraught guy.

Dooby · 09-10-2003, 09:13 AM

SMU 35; Baylor 24. And that is how it is going to be. And you will hear the Ponies laughing as their team bus departs Waco, not because they won, but because their opponents have to stay at Baylor.

Chicago JK · 09-10-2003, 12:04 PM

SMU 21
Baylor 20

SMU gets back at Baylor and decides not to throw a pass the whole game long. In the 90's Baylor had an injured JJ joe at quarterback and played the whole game without throwing a pass and still won. How is that for smash mouth football???

Dooby · 09-10-2003, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by: Chicago JK
SMU 21
Baylor 20

SMU gets back at Baylor and decides not to throw a pass the whole game long. In the 90's Baylor had an injured JJ joe at quarterback and played the whole game without throwing a pass and still won. How is that for smash mouth football???

BTW, the year before, they only threw the ball twice. Of course most of the current players were in elementary school then. Well, not the Baylor players, they were busy applying to junior college or repeating their freshmen year in highschool.

madape · 09-10-2003, 09:12 AM

It's sad that two stalwarts of the southwest conference has come to this. But I will make my prediction:

SMU 21
Baylor 6

Big Boy Laroux · 09-10-2003, 12:57 PM

he'd probably root for UNT... just because he's in the air force doesn't mean he follows the air force academy... in fact, i am under the impression that those in the air force that did not go to the academy don't like those that did.

Murphy3 · 09-10-2003, 01:05 PM

well, i don't think that he has any ill-feelings towards those that went to the AFA..i'll have to ask him on saturday ..that is, if i can get over this damn west nile virus that's going around

Dooby · 09-11-2003, 05:02 PM

One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that baby bear was going to live with mama bear.

Baby bear started to cry . "Whats wrong?" the judge asked baby bear.

"I dont want to live with mama bear, she abuses me!" said baby bear.

"Then, you can live with papa bear" said the judge.

Baby bear started to cry even harder the judge asked him, "Whats wrong?" Baby bear replied, " I dont want to live with papa bear he abuses me even more than mama bear does."

"Then who do you want to live with?" asked the judge.

Baby bear replied, "I want to live with the Baylor Bears, because they don't beat anyone!"

Drbio · 09-11-2003, 05:03 PM

An oldie but a goodie....

dork. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Dooby · 09-11-2003, 05:11 PM

Kills me we only got a couple of more days of this.

Drbio · 09-11-2003, 07:44 PM

Sad huh? It's been a fun run....what has it been? 6 months? More maybe since we first realized this?

Anyways...the shetland poines will run back to SMU after having been thoroughly broken by the Bears.

Dooby · 09-11-2003, 10:27 PM

From the home office, High on the Hilltop, the top 10 surprises awaiting the Mustangs when they travel to Waco for Saturday's game with Baylor:
10. Baylor locker room erupts into chaos when irate teammates demand to know why backup WR Baylor Barbee gets to have his first name on the front of his jersey, rather than getting the traditional style of jersey with just his last name on the back

9. Reading the NCAA-mandated pre-game message about following the rules and fair competition: Dave Bliss

8. Baylor quarterback Aaron Karas is nowhere to be found at game time; he's later discovered holed up in his apartment, watching an all-day marathon of "Webster" re-runs in what he terms a tribute to Alex Karras, who he mistakenly thinks is his uncle

7. The game marks Baylor's 2003 Parents Weekend; game is delayed when SMU offensive lineman Sterling Harris is overcome with remorse after pancaking defensive end's mom

6. Floyd Casey Stadium is sold out as Baylor fans clamor to see the Mustangs' first appearance in Waco since 1994 and because of a planned post-game concert featuring Madonna and Britney Spears; BU fans leave long before game ends because Ponies dominate game and because of rumors that conservative school administrators won't allow Madonna and Britney to re-enact their awards show kiss

5. Game is delayed at start as Baylor alum and longtime NFL safety Vann McElroy is honored in a pregame celebration for his status as a fraternity brother of PonyFans.com moderators I AM and PonyPride
(Caught you off-guard with that one, eh guys?)

4. Thousands of Central Texas NASCAR fans swarm Baylor head coach, asking what they would need to do to score some free cigarettes from Coach Morriss's "uncle Phillip"

3. Baylor defensive coordinator hangs his head in embarrassment when, after screaming to his players that the SMU is lined up in a "twins" formation (two WRs on the same side of the field), middle linebacker Stephen Sepulveda suddenly blows a timeout to squeal to his teammates about his long-held admiration for Ashley and Mary Kate Olson

2. The start of the game is delayed when the frazzled referee announces he won't conduct the pre-game coin toss until SOMEONE tells him when Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are re-scheduling their wedding

And the #1 surprise awaiting the Mustangs when they travel to Waco for Saturday's game with Baylor:

1. The method of providing prerecorded accompaniment to popular songs that a performer sings live, usually by following the words on a video screen and usually after consuming waaaaaay too many drinks, is not named after Baylor wide receiver Robert Quiroga

Dooby · 03-16-2005, 04:40 PM

Remember how much fun we had with this two years ago? This was one of the funniest threads of all time.

Good times.

No Big XII homer refs this time, bi-yutch.

madape · 09-15-2003, 09:35 AM

That was an excersize in futility. Both teams need to be lead out to pasture.

Chicago JK · 09-15-2003, 09:45 AM

Congrats Bears. Somewhere out there Sam Houston is quivering in their boots.

Drbio · 09-15-2003, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by: madape
That was an excersize in futility. Both teams need to be lead out to pasture.

Only the ponies were put out to pasture. The Bears will be going wild again over the next few seasons.

Chiwas · 09-15-2003, 11:15 AM

Good thread. Period.

Drbio · 09-19-2003, 09:01 AM

He he.....fall down you pathetic ponies. I fart in your general direction.

Dooby · 09-19-2003, 09:11 AM

Ehh.....buddy. It was 10-7 and SMU missed a FG in the fourth. Not exactly a route. Your big 12 refs called a penalty for a chop-block, for goodness sakes! Nobody ever calls that! Your two scoring drives were for minus-11 and 35 yards.

Drbio · 09-19-2003, 09:13 AM

Baylor wins. If it were 100-0 or 10-7......it is still a win.

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

I just had to put up one more shot. Tomorrow ends the SMU victory week. Next we bash Sam Houston. Doesn't SMU host Okla State this week? Ouch!

Dooby · 03-16-2005, 09:18 AM

An oldie but a goldie.

See you 9/3, Doc. This time at the hilltop. Time to dust off the ol' gun and bunkbed schtick.

Drbio · 03-16-2005, 03:05 PM

I'll be there.....ice down the brewskis. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

The bashing continues.....Baylor Wins part Deux. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

Drbio · 03-16-2005, 05:13 PM

This is easily in my top 2-3 threads for pure enjoyment.

We don't need no stinkin' refs. We shall just place 30 first half points on the punies and coast from there.

This is going to be fun. After next week I will be more creative.

Dooby · 03-16-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by: Drbio
This is easily in my top 2-3 threads for pure enjoyment.

We don't need no stinkin' refs. We shall just place 30 first half points on the punies and coast from there.

This is going to be fun. After next week I will be more creative.

Why wait? Are you moving to a new compound or something?

Drbio · 03-17-2005, 03:02 PM

I'm in the final week of doctoral work. No time. Besides....we all know the Bears are going to stomp the punies. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

Dooby · 08-08-2005, 01:29 PM

Less than a month away from the epic clash of the titans that is SMU versus Baylor.

Drbio · 08-08-2005, 09:05 PM

Bring on the Phonies!!!

I'm making the trip Dooby...first beer on me. Maybe I can get KG_vet to tag along.

Dooby · 08-26-2005, 10:05 AM

As long as yo are not one of the spare-ass Baylor fans on the SMU board right now, you'll be fine.