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03-30-2006, 03:54 AM
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Met Captain Morgan
EL: "Hey, are you the guy from the Rum bottle?" CM: "Argh! 'tis me. Got a little Captain in you?" EL: "Hmmm......... not really." CM: "Would you like to?"
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03-30-2006, 03:58 AM
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Inactive.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Is friends with Captain Hazelwood.
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03-30-2006, 08:31 AM
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Location: New York City
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Abandoned a perfectly good avatar of an attractive girl in favor of what appears to be a hedgehog with a necklace. And two enormous white eyes.
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03-30-2006, 07:43 PM
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Went to the zoo and threw his tiny little cute fluffy puppy dog into the lion's cage because the poor thing couldn't fetch a baseball bat...
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03-31-2006, 01:07 AM
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Location: New York City
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Enjoys taking sheep on long walks along cliffs.
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03-31-2006, 02:22 AM
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His little geekish brother recently asked him, "What is Nasdaq"? He answered, "That, my little sucker, is an Alaskan bird species, a distant relative of the South Duck".
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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04-01-2006, 06:14 PM
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Inactive.
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taught the Lemmings to survive
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04-01-2006, 10:05 PM
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Her little sister asked her recently, "Where is Melbourne". She answered, "How should I know? Maybe he's with Mel Brooks".
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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04-02-2006, 11:20 AM
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Platinum Member
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Location: New York City
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Gladly eats questionable cheese.
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04-02-2006, 08:00 PM
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Inactive.
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Is the middle child of 13 kids but still has only-child syndrome
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04-02-2006, 09:11 PM
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The Preacha
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Location: The Rock
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enjoys ladyfingers....
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 ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" Last edited by sike; 04-02-2006 at 09:11 PM. |
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04-02-2006, 09:14 PM
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Enjoys manfingers.
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04-03-2006, 12:18 AM
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some people like butterflies
he likes flies on his butter
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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04-03-2006, 02:03 AM
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Has never watched Wonder Showzen...
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf? |
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04-03-2006, 08:31 PM
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rides an ostrich to work every day
works at a donkey insemination facility...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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04-03-2006, 08:35 PM
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Discriminates against Doctors who are bare feet.
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04-03-2006, 08:58 PM
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sucks up to posters with reputation powers...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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04-03-2006, 09:04 PM
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Sucks the bare feet of Doctor posters in an attempt to discriminate against reputation powers...
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04-03-2006, 09:20 PM
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sucks donkey dick... not to discriminate against gray animals, but just for the fun of it...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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04-03-2006, 09:35 PM
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Enjoys being donkey-punched.
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04-03-2006, 09:43 PM
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the fact that he even knows the term donkey-punch makes me wonder what kind of pastimes he persues
on second thought, I don't really want to think about it...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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04-03-2006, 10:31 PM
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
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Used to sell his mothers used tampons to his friends.
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04-03-2006, 11:50 PM
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used to use used useless rubbish
now uses used useless garbage, cause it just taste so much better...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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04-04-2006, 01:55 AM
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Inactive.
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is collaborating with Hootie for the next Burger King commercial after his smash hit "Big Cluckin Chicken"
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04-04-2006, 01:57 AM
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Has been graced with a hickie by a Blowfish.
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04-04-2006, 02:26 AM
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Inactive.
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Inspired the show Robot Chicken
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04-04-2006, 09:12 AM
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The Preacha
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inspired the show "Gilmore Girls"! ugh
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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04-04-2006, 09:31 AM
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Inspired the show "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"?
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04-04-2006, 09:35 AM
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The Preacha
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inspired the love scenes from "Oz"
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" Last edited by sike; 04-04-2006 at 09:36 AM. |
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04-04-2006, 02:03 PM
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moderately impressed
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Inspired the show "Romper Room".
edit: Well actually it was partly inspired by him. It was actually his group of friends that inspired it fully because of their little.... *clears throat* "game" they would "play" with each other while locked up in a room "together". *wink* *wink*
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04-04-2006, 02:14 PM
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Inactive.
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still wants his money for playing Sloth's stunt double on the Goonies
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04-04-2006, 09:27 PM
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dreams and reality
wanted to be an as-tro-naut has become an ass-true-naughty
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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04-04-2006, 11:49 PM
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his favorite movie: the porno-remake of the Pirates of the Carribean
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04-05-2006, 12:06 AM
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Played Johnny Depp's character in the porno-remake of Pirates of the Caribbean: "Manley Spunk"
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04-05-2006, 12:24 AM
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drives his cadillac like a maniac
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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04-05-2006, 01:04 AM
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The Preacha
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drives like a woman...in his nova
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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04-05-2006, 01:29 AM
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thinks of himself as Green Jesus...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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04-05-2006, 01:31 AM
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The Preacha
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never makes me laugh
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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04-05-2006, 01:32 AM
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Inactive.
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he was kicked out of seminary for his thesis "Father, son and the holy ghost: bread wine and moldy cheese"
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04-05-2006, 02:01 AM
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Tried to pick up Baritone Sax, but it sounded like flatulence. She then tried to play it using her mouth.
After blowing on the wrong side of it for hours, she settled on just having Sex with a Baritone. But couldn't find one, so she just had sex with a Soprano. But it turns out he wasn't a Soprano, but a Castrato instead.
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