The Cussing Thread

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

your moms? that's just sick, and I didn't even have to change anything.

what do you mean "change anything"...?

what the hell is going on here?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

I need your input guys, and please be honest with me...... do these pink bows on my skirt look pretty or are they garish?

Uhhhhh... news flash.... this is a message board so we won't see it unless you provide pictures. But please spare us the pictures.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

sex me up

hey is that your pen?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

How come all of the Sportscenter anchors tonight were wearing "Nash for MVP" tshirts on the air?

I have no idea, but doesn't it make you angry?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Let's go SUNS!!!!! Stevie, you are so sweetie!!!! STAT is my hat!!!!! Marion isn't sharrion (the ball with you)!!!!! Bell, he'll send you to hell!!!!

What... was yesterday's game some sort of epiphany for you?

[Flacolaco]

That was just mean

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

That was just mean

What?
Did he zip it back up just as you got there?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

What?
Did he zip it back up just as you got there? hey, have you guys ever gotten the other dudes penis stuck in YOUR zipper? Explaining that one to the paramedics was tricky

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

did sike just hit you with the shocker again?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

I'm looking to start a "Gay Porn" thread, but I'm not sure if I should put it in the Lounge, or "Other Sports."

You should definitely PM u2 about that

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

You should definitely PM u2 about that, and then the three of us can have an inagural thread/hottub party.

You three have fun. I have somewhere else to be, whatever day that is.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

Give me an S!
S!
Give me a U!
U!
Give me an N!
N!
Give me an S!
S!

What does that spell?

SUNS!!

We have alot more closet Suns fans than I originally realized.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

We have alot more closet Suns fans than I originally realized....that's butt funny

Oh geez it's catching on...

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Oh geez it's catching on...

Catching on what?

And what is "it"?

Are you having zipper problems again?

[sike]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

Catching on what?

And what is "it"?

Are you having zipper problems again?...I'm come over and help out...

a dude should stay away from another dude's zipper.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

a dude should stay away from another dude's zipper. Now another dude's button fly... now that's a different story.

I don't see why one would be bad and one good?

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I don't see why one would be bad and one good?...anyway...I liike my men nude

do you mean emotionally?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Do you want to get together at a coffee house and talk about feelings?

How about the feeling of my boot in your....no...you'd like that.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

How about the feeling of my boot in your....no...you'd like that....but I would LOVVVVVVE it!!!

for the record...I do not being touched

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I do not being touched

More morning difficulties for sikes brain

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

More morning difficulties for sikes bran

I am not constipated!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I am not constipated!

I keep things free and easy with a couple of daily prune juice and rum cocktails

Clearly

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Clearly I'm jealous

you can drink them too.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

BLAH BLAH BLAH Florida Gator basketball team BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Are you Norm Hitzges?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Are you Norm Hitzges?

yes.

now get me my cane

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

yes.

And I'm shirtless and chatty

Not good.

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Not good. GREAT!
My mouth is watering!

Listen Pavlov, keep your tongue in your head.

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

Listen Pavlov, keep your tongue on my head.

Is Pavlov your dog?

I .... I think I'm gonna vomit.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

Have you seen sikes sufficiently succulent sexy sausage?

Gay alliteration.... great

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Gay alliteration.... great fun let me try. girly girls go get gone goodbye gross girls.

not so good...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

dip your delicious dangling ding dong into my dunghole like dwyane did...

Ok...you win the gay alliteration prize. Now stop it.

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Ok...you win the gay prize. Me. Now get started.

I'll let you two have some "alone time"

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

My vocabulary ain't big enough to keep on the obliteration game

It's alliteration, not obliteration

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

The object is love-sweet-love, not obliteration.
quit being so rough and come over here and hug me.

ohhh, how tender.... you hippie bastage.

[MavsX]

I'M PRISON MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by MavsX

I'M A DIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't you have to be a lesbian FEMALE for that to be possible?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

A dike? so you don't like to dip your delicious dangling ding dong into my dunghole like dwyane did...?

Again with that?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Loo like lit long land lard? Lye leally lope low.

I really don't think that's how alliterations work there bud...

[MavsX]

i hate you guys

[MavsX]

any by hate i mean love and by love i mean gay love.