$hillary vs. Drumpf

[GermanDunk]

Originally Posted by Underdog

That's some watered-down weaksauce right there, America. We should be ashamed and embarrassed.

Weak representatives are an overall trend, if you look at Germany, especially the EU, Spain, Italy, Greece, England, Sweden or Brazil and so on. Only the Russians have a real BAMF at the helm.

Example: EU commisioner after having had his breakfast ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPgi...ature=youtu.be

[Underdog]

[spreedom]

I love that!!

[Underdog]

Japanese Donald Trump Commercialトランプ２０１６

wtf

[DevinHarriswillstart]

Originally Posted by Underdog

Japanese Donald Trump Commercialトランプ２０１６

wtf

Well Trump destroys the planet at the end which is as least accurate...

[DirkFTW]

Authorities: UK man arrested at rally planned to kill Trump



My God... what if it's now become a fixed point in time?

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Authorities: UK man arrested at rally planned to kill Trump



My God... what if it's now become a fixed point in time?

Idiot tried to steal a gun from a cop... In America. Where you can buy guns everywhere.

Of course this could have easily been prevented if we just stopped letting white people illegally immigrate into this country.

[Underdog]

Cuban blasts Trump: Rare to see someone get stupider before your eyes

[DirkFTW]

I have a modest proposal to solve all our problems: annex/invade Mexico!

1) Immigration/citizenship: everyone's a citizen now! No more amnesty debates, no more people living in the shadows. Bienvenido and don't forget to vote!

2) Ridiculous wall: much smaller now and way farther to the south! Instead of walling from California to Texas, we now only wall from Guatemala to Belize, which is like 1/5 to 1/6 the length. Plus, we get Cancun, and Trump can still say he got 'Mexico' to build the wall.

3) Drug war: seized with extreme prejudice! Now we can decide if we want to legalize-and-tax-to-hell or burn-and-ban.

4) NAFTA and Jobs: all those jobs are back, baby! Plus, we'll have way more infrastructure projects to work on. Why nation build in the Middle East when we can do all that building at home?

5) Economy: war time spending! Goose that GDP and military contracts for everyone! Plus, Baja California real estate would all be on the market. Think of how many golf course casinos Trump can now own.

6) Millenials: draft those suckers and give them a taste of the real world!

7) Foreign policy: no one will mess with us after we show we'll just up and invade them! Plus it puts Canada on notice.

8) Healthcare: swell those Obamacare ranks and bring in those cheap pharmaceuticals!

9) Soccer: well, there's probably no hope there. Combined, we'll just lose games like 0-12 or something.

[Murphy3]

Originally Posted by Underdog

Cuban blasts Trump: Rare to see someone get stupider before your eyes

Which? Cuban or Trump?

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by Murphy3

Which? Cuban or Trump?

LOL, touché.

[Underdog]

[Jack.Kerr]

Fairness doctrine, equal time, yada yada blah blah.

[Underdog]

New Trump-Pence logo:




What everybody sees:





EDIT: Welp, that didn't last long... Here's the redesign:

[EricaLubarsky]

I'm truly sad that the greatest country on earth can't do better than those two.

[Jack.Kerr]

Really couldn't have done better.

[Underdog]

[DevinHarriswillstart]

Originally Posted by Underdog

Honestly, stealing a speech from Michelle Obama is probably one of the brighter spots of the Trump campaign.

[Underdog]

Mark Cuban Blasts Donald Trump on The Late Show

“Donald Trump, the only way you’d be worth 10 billion is if I paid you 9 and half billion to wash my balls.”

[spreedom]

Cuban genuinely seems like a cool guy, but man do I get embarrassed whenever I see him on TV.

[DevinHarriswillstart]

Originally Posted by spreedom

Cuban genuinely seems like a cool guy, but man do I get embarrassed whenever I see him on TV.

Really depends what it is. I thought he was fine on Bill Simmons new HBO show.

[dalmations202]

Originally Posted by EricaLubarsky

I'm truly sad that the greatest country on earth can't do better than those two.

I 100% agree with this statement.

[Murphy3]

Cuban comes off as a guy that's jealous of the attention that a rival billionaire is getting.

[Underdog]

Are you guys talking politics on actual political sites or something?? I'm surprised there's no mention of Hillary hiring Wasserman-Schultz as her campaign manager after the DNC Wikileak implicated her colluding to screw over the Bernie Sanders campaign... Like, that's some Frank Underwood sh!t right there (EDIT: except Frank is smart enough not to get caught with his hand in the cookie jar).

[EricaLubarsky]

Originally Posted by Underdog

Are you guys talking politics on actual political sites or something?? I'm surprised there's no mention of Hillary hiring Wasserman-Schultz as her campaign manager after the DNC Wikileak implicated her colluding to screw over the Bernie Sanders campaign... Like, that's some Frank Underwood sh!t right there (EDIT: except Frank is smart enough not to get caught with his hand in the cookie jar).

She didn't get hired. was she?. She was named an "honorary" member of the campaign. Slightly less sleazy.

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by EricaLubarsky

She didn't get hired. was she?. She was named an "honorary" member of the campaign. Slightly less sleazy.

Sure, slightly... Except the sensible thing for Clinton *should* be to distance herself from this kind of controversy, not embrace it.

After choosing a pro-Wall Street moderate as her running mate and giving the woman who took down Bernie's campaign an honorary position in her own campaign, her message has become quite clear: "The Progressive Left can kiss my taint... What are you going to do, vote for Trump?? Lol, on your knees, bitches!"

[Murphy3]

She is...embarrassing

[bunkmoreland]

The VP nomination was a terrible mistake. The honorary hiring of Shultz compounded the mistake. She may lose this election. And despite all her fanboys who scold people who stayed home or voted for a third party candidate, she will have nobody to blame but herself.

[GermanDunk]

German state news have already made their pick. They like Hillary, although there was a skeptical 15 view some moments ago on the TV.

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by GermanDunk

German state news have already made their pick. They like Hillary, although there was a skeptical 15 view some moments ago on the TV.

I'll trade my vote to the German state news for a keg of your finest bräu... Feel free to vote for Hillary, but no backsies (even after the US invades Syria!)

[GermanDunk]

Here you go !

[GermanDunk]

OK, shame on me, but here is a poll

[Underdog]

Trump's "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit




Does anyone else get the vibe that used Magic 8-Ball to answer these questions?

"Keep Crooked Hillary out of the White House"
"Make America Great Again"
"I know you are but what am I?"

[spreedom]

Again I'll just say how crazy it is that Hillary is basically polling even with literally the least qualified person ever to run for President. The Dems really might find a way to screw this up!

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by spreedom

Again I'll just say how crazy it is that Hillary is basically polling even with literally the least qualified person ever to run for President. The Dems really might find a way to screw this up!

"Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory."

[Murphy3]

Hillary is the worst possible candidate.... Unlikable and a failure every step of the way politically. How on earth could someone be less qualified than Trump? Hillary's and the Democratic Party are trying their best to find that way.

[Jack.Kerr]

Wow, this whole speech is a highlight reel of Trump takedowns, from a fellow New Yorker and fellow billionaire.....well, at least Bloomberg is a billionaire, and a naturalized New Yorker. But still.

And after Trump totally confused the records of Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Tim Kaine of Virgina with that of former New Jersey Republican governor Tom Kean, whom Trump knew personally and in whose state Trump did much business, there are growing concerns that Trump is showing signs of early-stage dementia. This is not a joke.

NYC Mayor Bloomberg whacks Trump:
‘I’m a New Yorker — I know a con when I see one’

SARAH K. BURRIS

Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg may not be a Democrat, but he’s standing with Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump, and the reasons why are perfect.

“There are times when I disagree with Hillary,” Bloomberg confessed. “But whatever our disagreements may be, I’ve come here to say: We must put them aside for the good of our country. And we must unite around the candidate who can defeat a dangerous demagogue.”

Bloomberg said that he wants a leader that understands business. “I’ve built a business, and I didn’t start it with a million-dollar check from my father,” he said to cheers. “Because of my success in the private sector, I had the chance to run America’s largest city for 12 years, governing in the wake of its greatest tragedy.”

“Today, as an Independent, an entrepreneur, and a former mayor, I believe we need a president who is a problem-solver, not a bomb-thrower,” he continued. “Someone who can bring members of Congress together, to get big things done. And I know Hillary Clinton can do that, because I saw it firsthand!”

“Throughout his career, Trump has left behind a well-documented record of bankruptcies, thousands of lawsuits, angry shareholders and contractors who feel cheated, and disillusioned customers who feel ripped off. Trump says he wants to run the nation like he’s run his business. God help us.

“I’m a New Yorker, and New Yorkers know a con when we see one! Trump says he’ll punish manufacturers that move to Mexico or China, but the clothes he sells are made overseas in low-wage factories. He says he wants to put Americans back to work, but he games the U.S. visa system so he can hire temporary foreign workers at low wages. He says he wants to deport 11 million undocumented people, but he seems to have no problem in hiring them. What’d I miss here?!

“Truth be told, the richest thing about Donald Trump is his hypocrisy. He wants you to believe that we can solve our biggest problems by deporting Mexicans and shutting out Muslims. He wants you to believe that erecting trade barriers will bring back good jobs. He’s wrong on both counts.

“We can only solve our biggest problems if we come together and embrace the freedoms that our Founding Fathers established right here in Philadelphia, which permitted our ancestors to create the great American exceptionalism that all of us now enjoy. Donald Trump doesn’t understand that; Hillary Clinton does. And we can only create good jobs if we make smarter investments in infrastructure, and do more to support small businesses — not stiff them. Donald Trump doesn’t understand that; Hillary Clinton does.

“I understand the appeal of a businessman president. But Trump’s business plan is a disaster in the making. He would make it harder for small businesses to compete, do great damage to our economy, threaten the retirement savings of millions of Americans, lead to greater debt and more unemployment, erode our influence in the world, and make our communities less safe.

“The bottom line is: Trump is a risky, reckless, and radical choice. And we can’t afford to make that choice!

“Now, I know Hillary Clinton is not flawless; no candidate is. But she is the right choice — and the responsible choice — in this election. No matter what you may think about her politics or her record, Hillary Clinton understands that this is not reality television; this is reality. She understands the job of president. It involves finding solutions, not pointing fingers, and offering hope, not stoking fear.

“Over the course of our country’s proud history, we have faced our share of grave challenges, but we have never retreated in fear. Never. Not here in Philadelphia in 1776, not at Gettysburg in 1863, not through two World Wars and a Great Depression, not at Selma or Stonewall, and not after 9/11 — and we must not start now.

“America is the greatest country on Earth — and when people vote with their feet, they come here. The presidency of the United States is the most powerful office in the world, and so I say to my fellow Independents: Your vote matters now. Your vote will determine the future of your job, your business, and our future together as a country.

“To me, this election is not a choice between a Democrat and a Republican. It’s a choice about who is better to lead our country right now: better for our economy, better for our security, better for our freedom, and better for our future.

“There is no doubt in my mind that Hillary Clinton is the right choice this November. So tonight, as an Independent, I am asking you to join with me — not out of party loyalty, but out of love of country. And together, let’s elect Hillary Clinton as the next President of the greatest country in the world, the United States of America.”

[Jack.Kerr]

Depending on where you work, this is quite possibly not suitable for viewing in a professional environment.

"Now, Donald Trump....don't get me wrong....he's a lot of fun. And there's a little bit of me...there's a little bit of me that thinks, "Eff it, let's do it! Let's do it an see how effin' crazy $h¡t can get."

Australian comic, social commentator and Trump critic discusses Trump's candidacy.

[Murphy3]

Here's the issue...Yes, Trump is a risky, reckless, and radical choice.. But Hillary is arguably worse. They're both a flaming pile of dog s***. The liberal media doesn't like to point that out as much about Hillary... But her record is absolutely horrendous. She is a terrible candidate.

[Underdog]

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