03-19-2009, 02:00 PM
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Diamond Member
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Location: Miami, FL
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I didn't know funeral-crashers fought for territory...well, less competition for me and my "feeding" of ducks!
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I am not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure there's some sort of law that says that's not legal....
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03-19-2009, 02:57 PM
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
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Originally Posted by bernardos70
I am not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure I could dress up like one before we do something that's not legal....
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Is that supposed to get you a free pass card or something?
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03-19-2009, 03:04 PM
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Diamond Member
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Location: Miami, FL
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Is that supposed to help you a pass gas or something? Cause I need it bad.
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Not interested in hearing about your gastric problems, buddy....
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03-19-2009, 03:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Originally Posted by bernardos70
Not interested in hearing your gastric problems, but tasting.... that's another story.
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You're so far past the line, you can't even see it! The line is a dot to you.
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Last edited by DirkFTW; 03-19-2009 at 03:18 PM.
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03-20-2009, 09:04 AM
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Follow the line created by my two buttocks, (my butt is kinda big, so sometimes you can't even see it!) The line ends at a little pink and brown dot. deposit your package there..
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whatthe?!!?
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03-20-2009, 09:35 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
While driving to work this morning, I saw a cop in front of the local elementary school. I gave him my gangsta look and sped through the Fing school zone at 31 mph. The dude was too scared to come after me!!!!
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It's spring bre... I mean, I think you are on to something here. Test it again on Monday.
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Last edited by DirkFTW; 03-20-2009 at 09:35 AM.
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03-20-2009, 10:11 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
The posts on this board are great....in a "special olympics" kind of way.
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Where did you learn to be so offensive like that?
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