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Old 11-09-2004, 09:39 AM   #1
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Default If you want to know what is wrong with Washington DC...

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Washington is the No. 1 place to find "babes." So claims Men's Health magazine, which ranks America's sexiest cities in its November issue. This city boasts "the highest percentage of young, single, college-educated women," according to the editors' analysis of U.S. Census info.

But while the mag christens us the "Dating Capital," there's very bad news for those ladies: Washington ranked No. 2 among 101 cities in erectile-function diagnoses and "the number of Cialis, Levitra and Viagra prescriptions dispensed per capita," Men's Health reports. Washington also ranked second in doctor visits for male-pattern baldness and sales of Rogaine.
Hmmmm....young single women, high rate of erectile-function diagnoses and male-pattern baldness, both common in older men. What could it all mean?
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Default RE: If you want to know what is wrong with Washington DC...

It means that there are several intern positions are available. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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Old 11-09-2004, 12:37 PM   #3
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Default RE:If you want to know what is wrong with Washington DC...

I can think of many things that you might be suggesting, and I've narrowed it down to a couple of options:

Due to being surrounded by many Young, Educated, Beautiful (YEB) women, the men are eager to increase their chances at landing one (so they seek treatment thinking that those are the most important ways to woo)?

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Young, Educated, Beautiful (YEB) women like older men who can function, so they move to DC?

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Those "older guys" choose employees & interns who are YEB (and female), therefore bringing them into the city....
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The smart young chicks know where to go to land a rich and powerful old dude.
The rich and powerful old dudes are mechanically frustrated, so they take it out on us by raising taxes.
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The smart young chicks know where to go to land a rich and powerful old dude.
The rich and powerful old dudes are mechanically frustrated, so they take it out on us by raising taxes.
Gotta raise something.
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