This CAN'T be real.... can it?

[u2sarajevo]

And first off I know it's "political", however I'm not posting it for the sake of talking about this guys political views. It's pure comedy gold. I am teetering on calling it a fake, but not 100 percent sure.

But if you have a couple of minutes to laugh....

Mercer for President

Make sure you check out his Reason's for Candidacy, and his "Current Issues"... oh heck... read it all.

[Flacolaco]

8. To Vindicate the United States of America in the Iran War, prove it is Crime War, an illegal war in Business and Commerce through Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

lol typo?

11. To prove the United States of America has two Presidents and I am one of them Jurisdiction in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Government # 1 in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

whh......aa..uhh.....

[jthig32]

I think the About page is the best.

Wow....

[u2sarajevo]

The more I read the more I think it can't be real... it has to be a joke. It's funny, but I don't get it... this is my favorite line:

Originally Posted by Mercer

Once, I am elected to the office of President of the United States of America the thing I am going to do for the people is regulate the office of the President of the United States of America right and not wrong.

[MavsX]

I am proud to say that I was born a Negro American Citizen, April 19, 1951 to Lee L. Mercer, Sr and Tommie Mercer.

??

[Flacolaco]

I think he should have Miss Teen South Carolina or whatever, be his running mate.

[Thespiralgoeson]

5. To prove The Klu Klux Klan and the Communist Party are gangsters and organize crime in Business and Commerce through Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

...

[EricaLubarsky]

I donated 5,000 and it went through....uh oh

[Thespiralgoeson]

69. To Prove a gangster is a terrorist. President George W. Bush, Jr. and Former President George Herbert Bush, Sr. Told us they are the 911 Terrorist evidence of Electronic Satellite recording. Bush is the 911 Terrorist Evidence my ROTC FBI Electronic Surveillance Satellite Recording I wrote took letter to the FBI Houston I was sent by The United Army Criminal Investigations Fort Belvior after I called them and turned him in FBI Houston did not understand told me not to come back. I have solved every crime in America and the world for the last 15 years dating back to before Christ.
REMEMBER A GANGSTER IS A TERRORIST. THE BUSHS ARE GANGSTERS.

I really hope this is fake. If it is, then it's brilliant. If it's not... then... ugh.

[MavsX]

Originally Posted by EricaLubarsky

I donated 5,000 and it went through....uh oh

yeah, okay

[ty]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I think he should have Miss Teen South Carolina or whatever, be his running mate.

...US Americans these days... =P

[alby]

even during her 2nd chance to answer the question on some news show the next day, she still sounded retarded

[alexamenos]

makes sense to me....if you guys don't understand it then it's just because you're hooked up to the Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence Electronic survellience hot wires.

[Henry_VIII]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

makes sense to me....if you guys don't understand it then it's just because you're hooked up to the Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence Electronic survellience hot wires.

It is an Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Electronic surveillance hot-wire. I should know; I only have access to an Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (Two of Three) Electronic surveillance hot-wire and it sucks.

[DevinFuture]

I spy something....community-military intelligence.
*looks around the room*
Is it the military industrial coomplex?
No. It's not the military industrial complex.

[horse900703]

BORING...............................

[Underdog]

This thread needs to be in the Political Arena (mainly because this thread is 100x smarter than anything in that forum... seriously)

[Flacolaco]

I could've sworn there was a certain post here from a certain someone that has since been removed....

weird.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I could've sworn there was a certain post here from a certain someone that has since been removed....

weird.

Keep Austin weird.