The Cussing Thread

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I also got the idea from Kenny Rodgers that I could "curve my balls" better with pine tar. So I slapped some of that on down there too....and I've gotta be honest, I still don't really know what he meant....

?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Seriously guys, do I look like the type of guy who hangs around jr. high schools?

nah...I'da pegged you as a high school stalker...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

nah...I'da "pegged" u2 as a high schooler, middle schooler, whatever.....it's all tenderized meat

that's out of line sir

[nashtymavsfan13]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I am single handedly keeping this thread alive. I deserve a reward for this for my partner sike-monkey!

It's only because you have so much to tell....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13

I'm "single handedly" keeping my sex life alive....

wow, that's a bad pun

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by Male23Dan

yeah dude, they totally make them that big.... Plus, her Merkin doubles as a beach towel!

I would imagine so....

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I've down right missed sike the past few days while he's been gone...I mean I'm sure you all did too, right? I would imagine so....but did you all send him suggestive pictues of youself doing "fun" things to stuffed animals?...you see....I really missed him

I appreciate the thought, flaco, but the one where you cut a hole in the teddy bear's face was a too....uh....loving...

[Male30Dan]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I think the word merkin is absolutely hilarious and have dedicated an entire blog post about it! Please, come look at my blog... Please!!!

OK dude, I looked... Yeah, merkin this, merkin that... Hilarious!

It is amazing how a 13 year old can create his own blog these days. Technology!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

The trip back to my home world only takes moments at light speed in my space ship, but I took a detour to my favorite planet "Pedophelius IX." A planet full of small boys perpetually bending over to pick up some candy.

and so then you...uhh....lovingly um....?

(i actually did notice a lack of sike)

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by Male23Dan

I wonder if my subtle attempts to pick up 13 year old boys are escaping the notice of my obtuse fellow posters who don't realize I'm an evil pedophilic genius

yeah...I'm not 13 Dan.

edit: oh and my B.S. in Computer Science was totally worth it after I finally figured out how to blog

[Male30Dan]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I have an INCREDIBLE interest in pedophiles, which is becoming more and more obvious to my fellow peers on this board due to the fact that I continue to misquote others with pedophile as the main subject!!!

We have all noticed dude. Hey, since you are 13, just have at it with you!

[sike]

Originally Posted by Male23Dan

Since you are 13, just give me your cell number and I'll come right over

I'm sure we all love candy...but why does Dan keep offering it to children?

[Male30Dan]

Originally Posted by sike

I must get down on my knees and pray to ET that I will eventually grow a nub. It is so hard to have nothing to caress during the Facts of Life... Ohhhh that Natalie:

Dude, please!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by Male23Dan

I'm dressing up like Richard Simmons tonight, and my life partner is dressing up as Lance Bass

it's nice that you two are so close

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

it's nice that you two are so close...think you might include me?

so you're not gay...but you like having relations with men...ok...I think I understand now.

[Male30Dan]

Originally Posted by sike

OK, so I'm gay... and I like having relations with men...ok...I think I understand me now.

I think we all do now Sike. That explains a lot!

[sike]

Originally Posted by Male23Dan

Flaco has sex with men...I think we all do Sike.

uh...well I don't...

[Male30Dan]

Originally Posted by sike

uh...well I don't...

So why did you say you did two posts up??? Aliens sure are confusing!

[Flacolaco]

I think his signature is a bad enough crime, sike.

[sike]

true....but I don't think Dan has enough....uh...equipment to the the job done there..plus, I'm pretty sure he was to get probed not the other way around....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

in general, we aliens dont ACTUALLY going around "probing people" like everyone sees in the movies, but for Dan, I think I'm going to make an exception

thats...uhh....thanks for sharing

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

hey, U2, I just wanted to thank you for coming through for me in a pinch last night...man I was no horny and no one else but you would do....so, thanks for sharing

lets keep that kind of material off this forum, sir!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I once gave a reach-a-round to bennett salvatore

man, how'd you muscle Pat Riley out of the way to do that?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

me and an unnamed employee #8 had quite the trist back in our schoolboy days...sure...he calls everyone in a while...and sure....I let him screw me like an monkey

you really should learn to keep some things secret.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

I wonder if you are talking about the same Employee #8 that I had trysts with in High School.... (hint: He's an NBA Champion). Oh, those were the days.... I would always "please" him by screaming "Shoot that 3 pointer" while he finally "released"...

I hope you are talking about Basketball....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

ahhh...."basketball"....well that's what we called it, anyways.

candid as always

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

please let me pay to you have sex with me...I want it badly.

this was addressed to U2, right?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

"please let me pay you to have sex with me...I want it badly" was the only pickup line my dad ever taught me before he went to jail because of what he did with the neighbors chihuahua

did it ever work?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

sometimes I pretend I actually have found someone that loves me

did it ever work?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

Flaco.... your dreams have come true!!!! It's me!!!!! Love ME!!!!!!

Sometimes it's just too easy....

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I slept with this guy for a bite of a half eaten bologna sandwich. Sometimes I'm just too easy....

I'd say so, your worth at least two bites.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

check it out guys!!!! sikeknuckle!!!

hmm....you look different with hair

[sike]

genius. i hate you.

[Flacolaco]

got you bitch

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I'm such a bitch

now, be nicer to yourself...it might be true...but that is no reason for you to point it out....I mean, seriously, we'd be glad to do that for you.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

You guys remember when you were kids and your dad used to spit on your neck and tell you what a dirty little whore you were? ahhh those were the days....

sharing is fun.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

sharing is fun...especially genetic materials with your sister

they have a name for that...and it ain't "fun"

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

sharing is fun...especially genetic materials with your sister after you kill her and her blood is still just a little warm and then it starts to get everywhere, you know like sand when you go to the beach...

that certainly was very descriptive.....

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I have a giant hairy mole near my crotch that has disgusting spots all over it...sometimes it tells me to "feed" it, I usually ignore it, but sometimes I just can't because the hunger grows SOOOO strong...so I go to the McDonalds playplace and wait for a child who's mommy is not paying close enough attention...then I luer the child with candy and promises of a rocketship ride...then I pass out and the mole takes over...when I wake up there is a huge "mole mess" that I'm always stuck to deal with....well, that certainly was very descriptive...don't tell

I'm going to report you!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

my head is shaped like a guitar pick

I wouldn't let you anywhere near my guitars....