The Cussing Thread

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

If they stay that way for 4 hours, you might want to come on over. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

In the commercials that line sounds cool, but on the internet, everyone's gaydar is going off.

[bernardos70]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

The gaydar I bought from those commercials has a weird glitch that makes it go off when I get near a mirror.

I didn't know such thing existed, but I think, and this is just a guess, that it's functioning properly.

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by bernardos70

I didn't know such an organ existed, but I think, and this is just a guess, that it's functioning properly.

I bet that stunned your urologist! (you all deserve a softball on Friday)

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

I deserve some nice balls on Friday.

Like...tennis balls, or...?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Like...my balls, or sikes...? Don't go making me jealous.

Are we talking about the type you use when playing sports? Like basketballs or footballs?

[bernardos70]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I'm talking more like basketballs and footballs and stuff like that. At this point, only those do the job for me, how about you?

I want so badly to believe that this conversation is about sports.....

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by bernardos70

I want so badly to believe that this conversation is somehow metaphorically about your sports pants.....

I don't think even God can salvage it, bernardos.