11-15-2006, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I have AIDS and I don't like soup. I'm not real sure which part of that sentence worries me more.
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I think it should be the "AIDS" part.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-15-2006, 03:00 PM
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#522
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Originally Posted by sike
Is it true i can get aids from posting in the same thread as u2?
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how incredibly insensitive....
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11-15-2006, 03:04 PM
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#523
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
how incredibly insensitive....
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really?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-15-2006, 03:08 PM
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#524
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how incredibly sike-like?
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11-15-2006, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
how incredibly sike-like?
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Flaco-ShmackO
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-15-2006, 03:54 PM
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moderately impressed
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Originally Posted by sike
U2 schmoo-nooo, he's a punk and I don't like him at all...
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Wow. Okay. Could you let me know what I did to get you to that point?
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11-15-2006, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
I have a major in 2nd grade caliber name calling from Colin county community college online
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Im impressed.
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11-15-2006, 04:20 PM
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#528
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Im impressed by anything.
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Then I’d say you are impressed too easily
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-15-2006, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
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Originally Posted by sike
I'm almost there! don't stop now!!!
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Wow. Okay. Could you let me know what I did to get you to that point?
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almost where? I don't get it.
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11-15-2006, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
almost where? I don't get it.
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you robot...check that....you robot word whore
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-15-2006, 05:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
you robot...check that....you robot word whore
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you take that back, sir!!!
you read every book in the Hitchikers guide to the Galaxy! and you'll appreciate the greatness of Marvin!!!
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11-15-2006, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
you take that back, sir...I am NOT a straight man I will not listen to any of those lies anymore!!!
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ok,ok,ok....your gay we get it.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-16-2006, 10:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I think what u2 had his kid do was just wrong, because I LOOOOVE democrats
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I don't think you should piss off u2 like that....I thought it was genius.
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11-16-2006, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I don't think you should piss off u2 like that....I thought it was gay.
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then why get on me about it?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-16-2006, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
You know the saying better to be pissed off than pissed on? Well I disagree. I enjoy it when Flaco and U2 piss on me. Its much more fun than a regular bath. I get to bathe in their "musk" all day long afterwards....
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WOAH! Sike i knew you were weird but good lord....
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11-16-2006, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Five-ofan
WOAH! Sike i knew your penis was weird looking but good lord!!!....
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oh he showed you too, huh?
I keep on telling him the underwear doesn't go on the head but he just runs around like that....
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11-16-2006, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
oh he showed you too, huh? Does that mean you will be enjoying us in our get togethers? I really enjoy gayed out threesomes...
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Seriously..... this thread should be renamed Brokeback.
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11-16-2006, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Seriously..... this thread should be renamed Brokeback...(bends over)
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odd
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-16-2006, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
That thread name gets me all tingly in my privates. If you renamed it to "Question re:Brokback" I think that would send me into an uncontrollable erotic shiver.
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Dude. I never would have suggested that name had I known it would do that to you.
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11-16-2006, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Dude, thats why I suggested it....I have always wanted to send shivers down your spine...and up your spine
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what's with the wink?.... and what do you mean by "up my spine"?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-16-2006, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
what's with the wink?.... and what do you mean by "up my shaft"?
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I would've thought that would be pretty obvious at this point....
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11-17-2006, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I would've thought that would be pretty obvious at this point....but since its not...let me be clear...I want physically bear your love child
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then I think you're using the wrong prahse....I don't think anything having to do with "up the shaft" is going to get that done...plus....I'm married....plus....I'm pretty sure you're a dude.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-17-2006, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
then I think you're using the wrong prahse....I don't think anything having to do with "up the shaft" is going to get that done.....that's why I married a dude.
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You hate kids so much you married a dude?
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11-17-2006, 05:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I hate kids so much that I ate one for dinner and it tasted good in my tummy
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but why do you call it a tummy?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-17-2006, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
Im gonna swing by a gay bar on the way home to my wife tonight, have a couple of cosmos and ask a guy to spit on my neck and tell me im a dirty whore
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I was just gonna watch the mavs and stars games.
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11-17-2006, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I was just gonna watch the mavs and stars games and THEN go do my best to spit on sike's neck...and show him why he's a dirty whore..
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I feel like my reputation is being trampled by this no good filthy word whore!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-17-2006, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
Tonight, Damp really showed the Grizzle whats up like he shows me at our weekend getaway beach house in Galveston
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that is a serious accusation of a public figure, sir! I would think twice about insulting a giant man like that
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11-18-2006, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I eat men like you for Breakfast!
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I am certain that was supposed to sound "manly".... but to tell you the truth it just sounded flat out gay.
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11-18-2006, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I make breakfast for men like you
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What? just for fun...or? oh you mean after you uhh....oh ok. i get it
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11-18-2006, 08:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I like having breakfast made by my partner before we um, ok, you get it. It's just for fun. I give it to him real good as thanks. Get it?
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Yeah, we get it, we get it.
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"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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11-18-2006, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
Hey guys, does anyone know any good techniques for fixing a popped Steve Nash blow up doll with optional "attachments?"
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no. no, can't say that i do
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11-18-2006, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
If it's anything like my Modano-doll this stuff works pretty well....
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I think that is for Pools dude....
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11-18-2006, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Hey, do you guys know where I can get a Jason Terry replica head band that fits around my dong for those long workouts with sike?
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what is with the weird question from you people tonight?
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11-19-2006, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
This question may sound a little weird.... but if I'm wearing a blue velvet skirt, should I match that with red high heels or stick with my blue hooker boots?
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You are right.... that is VERY weird.
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11-19-2006, 03:49 AM
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Flaco, the thing about the Nash blow up doll was pretty weak, but the Terry replica head band bit was pure gold.
This thread owns.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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11-20-2006, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
Flaco, the plastic of the Nash blow up doll was pretty weak .I popped it with 2 thrusts....
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2 thrusts with a 3.5 inch penis?
that must be some weak ass bull sh$t.
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11-20-2006, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
2 thrusts with a 3.5 inch penis?
that must be some weak ass bull sh$t.
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I'm trying to figure out which is scarier.... that you would know how big his manhood is, or that you would know that size of a manhood popping the Nash doll would be weak.
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11-20-2006, 02:04 AM
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this thread is so depressing. doesn't anyone have anything good to say?
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11-20-2006, 02:40 AM
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Why so emotional?
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11-20-2006, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm trying to figure out which is scarier.... sikes penis or a vanderjagt field goal attempt
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hmm....
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