The Cussing Thread

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

This is shocking, and graphic sir, but good to know!!!! Sike and I have been looking for another person for our audience when we do our full frontal nudity dance routines. Please PM me a way to get ahold of you...

another person in the audience? Please tell me it's not Doc that watches you guys....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

It is doc!!! but instead of telling us that we're all "schtick" like he tells some people sometimes, he tells me that I'm all "STICK" if you know what I mean

I think that's all made up

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I think that's all made up...like my being straight.

enough!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

enough! don't even joke about a thing like that! you're hurting my feelings

your what?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I blow

U2 asked me to ask you, "How much?"
I have no clue what that means....is that like a code?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

is that like a code? I asked Dan Brown to write a book about me called "The sike code" kind of like the DaVinci Code, but he says he doesnt write homo-erotic novels

?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

does anyone want a piece?

of?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

Can one of you guys hold this so I can take pictures of it? I would have asked my wife to hold it but then it usually gets hard.

Please tell me you meant it's hard to take a picture of whatever you are talking about if your wife holds it for some reason.... and not what it sounds like...

[Dirkadirkastan]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Please tell me you meant it's hard to take a piss whenever I hold it for some reason...

What the hell, leave the man and the man's manliness alone.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

What the hell, leave the man and the man's manliness to me!!!! I am so alone.

You can have him dude... I'm into girls... more specifically my wife. I do feel bad that you are "alone" though.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

You can have him dude...one guy is more than I can handle... more specifically my wife.

woah!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

woah! I just had an idea! Which Sportcenter anchor do you guys think is the cutest???

I'd ask if you were talking about the women, but the answer seems pretty obvious.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I'd ask if you were talking about the women, but the answer seems pretty obvious...oh and for the recored...I'd do Dan Patick in a new york minute!

"Do?"

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

oh I think I know who you are now....

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

oh I think I know who you are now....do me!

"Do"?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

Do you like cigars?

Yep, Flaco, apparently you were right....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Would you like to take a tour of all the room I have under my desk?

stop it

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

stop it....I can only resist for so long!

I'll wait.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

One time, I used Bob Doles limp arm and hand to pleasure myself

now you're just going for shock value

[mqywaaah]

Crazy

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by mqywaaah

I am Crazy in love with sike... and Flacolaco is making me jealous...

Why did you capitalize the C in crazy?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Complaining about penis length... screaming about perceived inequalities... that's the talk of a loser.

that line in your signature is really creeping me out

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I sat on a public toilet today and must now tell everyone that I caught HIV.

I'm 100% certain you can't get HIV from a public toilet. Or were you just wanting us to know that you did sit on a public toilet? If so..... strange....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I'm 100% certain you can't get HIV from a public toilet. I'm also 100% sure you can catch it from sike.

don't worry man, we're gonna get you some help

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

don't worry man, we're gonna get you some help...but just remind yourself...everyone dies...but not everyone truely

dies of AIDS?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

dies of AIDS? that's not true... my brother died from syphilis.

Wow... I didn't know you could die from that... don't they give you penicillin to clear that up?

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Wow... I didn't know you could die from that... don't they give you penicillin to clear that up?...I mean thats what they gave me.

and it seemed to work?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Do you think Jerry will interview me, because I'm a minority? He's got to interview at least one alien right? Plus his neck fat is sexy.

you almost made it through that post without being gay. almost.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

you almost made it through that post without being hot....almost.

wow...I wouldn't want to break my "hotness" streak.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

you almost made it through that post without being gay. almost. and had you done so I would have been soooooo disappointed.

Interesting use of non capital letters until you got to the word "I". You do remember that the first word of every sentence should be capitalized?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

You know Flaco, these little spelling and grammar lessons aren't the only kind of lessons I give

seriously dude. you have a family. you need to get help

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

seriously dude. you have a family. you need to get help and I want to "give it to ya"!

odd.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Have you ever made love to a frozen chicken?

and you thought I was odd?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

yes, yes I have made love to a chicken.

I only asked as a joke....I never expected this!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I overheard some boys at school say they banged some hot "chicks." I thought they were the same thing..."chicks"..."chicken"...who knew?.....

stop

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I really prefer roosters...

You just HAD to go gay on this discussion....

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

stop...send pictures

you are gross.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

if I upgrade to Windows Vista, will it screw up the way I have my porn organized on my machine? I lost half of my beastiality stuff when I got XP....

does this look like some sort of gay tech support?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

do I look like some sort of gay tech support?

well...that is your job right?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

not sure about that... maybe you should call the gay tech support line?

I'm pretty sure such a thing does not exist.....