The Cussing Thread

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

You're talking about a golf foursome right?

Don't be so naive. His kind can't play golf.



The homosexicles, that is.

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Consider me your private homopsicle...

y'know, I could've gone my whole life without that. The image of the good-humor man on warm summer nights has been permantly scarred.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

big floppy donkey dick.

?

What does that even mean?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I enjoy eating toe cheese.

My youngest daughter did too.... when SHE WAS 2!!!!!!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

My youngest daughter started liking beer.... when SHE WAS 2!!!!!!

I hope she was already potty-trained

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I hope someday to be potty-trained

strive man-- set your sights high, and soar!

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

strive man-- wear your pumps high, and whore!

I think you missed the point entirely.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

As I scrubbed the bathroom floor my wife said "I think you missed the pot entirely."

Did you get it caught up in your panties?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Go straight to FREAKING HELL!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME U2? STRAIGHT TO FREAKING HELL!!!

You are starting to sound like angry Ribby.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Does anyone know where I can buy a Suns jersey?.

I'm sure the KG Suns jersey will be on sale by next monday. Just chill you bandwagoner.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I have changed my allegiance to the Suns because that Gorilla mascot they have.... every time I see him... my pants go flying around the room.

Odd.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I shattered one of the coffee pots and murdered Jll with the shards of glass.

I hope it wasn't the good coffee.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I am sitting here alone, just me and my Phoenix Suns Gorilla mascot poster. All alone with a glass of wine and some Celine Dion playing in the background. All alone with the wine, Gorilla, Celine and a bottle of KY.

Now you are kinda starting to sound like Steve Martin in The Jerk when he was leaving his wife. Yet clearly more disturbing.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Now you are kinda starting to make me want to jerk off to "The Jerk" and leave my wife.

I don't think we should talk anymore.

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I don't think we should talk anymore, kiss me.

a true romantic.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

My sister bought me a boy toy. I was shy at first but opened up to him later when he started to serenade me with his rendition of "Love Me Tender"...

"Love me tender,
Love me hard,
All my orifices now filled.
For my dudeguy I love you,
And I always will."

a true romantic.

That sounds more crude than anything else.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

So, have you guys ever had 'ear sex'?

I expect that kind of post from sike, but not from you. Speaking of which, did he die?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I expect that kind of post from sike, but not from you. Speaking of which, do you know if he died? Because if you don't.... I'm here to tell you that I killed him.

Someone call the cops!!!!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Someone call the cops!!!!

That's 'The police', you moron. Not the cops.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I love that band Me2, and I love that song Tuesday Bloody Tuesday!!!! Here is a picture of their lead singer, Sonny, singing it:

You got that sooooooo wrong it's just sad.

Sad!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Taco. Taco. Taco..... I can speak spanish!!

A cartoon is no place to learn a foreign language

[u2sarajevo]

funny..... make sure you see the one I posted just now....

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Tamale!Tamale!Tamale! (I just learned some Spanish!)

well, at least you are trying to better yourself.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

this thread blows without sike!

awww.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

awww I left my detatchable penis in my other pants again.

Oh god...you're back?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Oh almighty god...you're back? Welcome back oh great one.

Let's get this down, kay? He's a PREACHER! That doesn't make him a DEITY.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Let's get this down, kay? He's a PREACHER! That doesn't make him a DEITY, just closer to the Deity than any of us could ever dream about.

wow....you really respect me, U2. I like that.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

wow....you really make this old gal feel special, U2. I like that.

Wearing panties doesn't make you an actual girl.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Wearing panties doesn't make you an actualy girl...and I like it that way

strange.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

I needs to find me some strange.

And all this time you have played yourself as happily married.

[Dirkadirkastan]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

lets hope the mods dont ban the new member 'free gay sex'!!!!!!!

I thought you were a mod yourself?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

I'm feeling quite patriotic right now so I thought I would type out while I sing the National Anthem....

And I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died
who gave that right to me.
And I'll proudly stand up! Next to you and defend her still today
cause there aint no doubt I love this land
God bless the U-S-A!!!!!!

Not you too......

[Dirkadirkastan]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Not u2.

I don't get it.

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

The Mavs were never in the Billups race in the first place.

So I've heard.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

BUT THEY"RE GOING TO GET KG!!!! ZOMG!!!! KG THIS AND KG THAT... Blah blah blah!!!! KG!!!!!

You're starting to sound like those nutters who actually think the mavs will make a deal.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

You're starting to sound like those nutters who actually think the mavs will make a deal with me.

for what?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

positive rep for anyone that can tell me the size of my penis....

That's not really fair since flaco would be the only one on here that knows that.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Why would you give someone positive rep for telling the entire board how....'insufficient' you are?

That's a good question

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Why is mine so small? Now that's a good question

Even if it WERE a good question, it's probably something that is better kept to yourself.

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Even if it IS inadequately sized, it's something that I'd really like you to present to me.

You may be tiny and homely... but lets get serious now, I'd still do ya.

too much detail!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

If you're feeling small, we could always just play with mine. Let's go to the movies! Just don't get angry with me for pulling the old "popcorn trick" like my Dad did that one time.

That is horrific and disturbing.