Official 2011 Dallas Cowboys Season Thread

[Male30Dan]

Originally Posted by chumdawg

Oh...oh, oh, oh, ohhhhh...because Peyton Manning is always jerk-off material for you?

Is that what you've got, Dan? That if it isn't Manning, it certainly isn't worthy! Is that the deal?

Yes, that is it. Have my TP and Lotion now... Damn it, if ONLY HIS NECK WASN'T HURT!!!

Dude, move on. You just said that having THE BEST QB IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME would make the Cowboys just as good as they are now with Romo. How do we proceed from here without me calling you names similar to those I reserve for the intellect of our favorite football team? Move on.