08-12-2005, 04:40 AM
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>>>Important<<<
By Buster Gunning
After a careful investigation, I have been able to confirm the rumors running rampant throughout the ranks of the many fans in the NBA. It has been substantiated that Mavericks’ owner Mark Cuban does indeed cut his own hair.
Now, granted, I have been cutting my own hair for decades now, what makes this story especially gruesome is that the self-made millionaire and flamboyant owner of the Dallas Mavericks uses the Flowbee haircutting system to do it.
For those who down remember, the Flowbee is haircutting product from the early 90’s that uses vacuum technology which allows users to cut their own hair at even length every time. Their motto stuck in the heads of many as the preached on the Flowbee infomercial that “it sucks as it cuts!”
Understandably, Mr. Cuban dodged many of my questions regarding this discovery giving me only one quote I could use.
“Bill Gates uses the Flowbee,” explained Cuban. “If a multi-billionaire like him can use it, why cant I? That is, if I really did do it, which of course, I didn’t.”
Dallas All-Star Dirk Nowitzki was quick to defend Mr. Cuban.
“The Flowbee ist the cool thing that all zie Germans use. Die vacuum technology ist very efficient und leaves mein hair zehr gemutlich.”
>>>Link<<<
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08-12-2005, 04:40 AM
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>>>Important<<<
By Buster Gunning
After a careful investigation, I have been able to confirm the rumors running rampant throughout the ranks of the many fans in the NBA. It has been substantiated that Mavericks’ owner Mark Cuban does indeed cut his own hair.
Now, granted, I have been cutting my own hair for decades now, what makes this story especially gruesome is that the self-made millionaire and flamboyant owner of the Dallas Mavericks uses the Flowbee haircutting system to do it.
For those who down remember, the Flowbee is haircutting product from the early 90’s that uses vacuum technology which allows users to cut their own hair at even length every time. Their motto stuck in the heads of many as the preached on the Flowbee infomercial that “it sucks as it cuts!”
Understandably, Mr. Cuban dodged many of my questions regarding this discovery giving me only one quote I could use.
“Bill Gates uses the Flowbee,” explained Cuban. “If a multi-billionaire like him can use it, why cant I? That is, if I really did do it, which of course, I didn’t.”
Dallas All-Star Dirk Nowitzki was quick to defend Mr. Cuban.
“The Flowbee ist the cool thing that all zie Germans use. Die vacuum technology ist very efficient und leaves mein hair zehr gemutlich.”
>>>Link<<<
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08-12-2005, 05:09 AM
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RE:>>>Important<<<
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08-12-2005, 05:09 AM
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RE:>>>Important<<<
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08-12-2005, 07:21 AM
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RE: >>>Important<<<
Thanks for wasting our time
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08-12-2005, 07:21 AM
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RE: >>>Important<<<
Thanks for wasting our time
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08-12-2005, 07:50 AM
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RE: >>>Important<<<
I used to cut my own hair. I'd use a #1 guard on my back and sides, while cutting the top with a #4 and I'd blend that with a #2, which made for a nice bald-head/marine look...
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
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08-12-2005, 07:50 AM
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RE: >>>Important<<<
I used to cut my own hair. I'd use a #1 guard on my back and sides, while cutting the top with a #4 and I'd blend that with a #2, which made for a nice bald-head/marine look...
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
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08-12-2005, 08:12 AM
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RE:>>>Important<<<
Ohhhhh, a round of feeling sorry for madape, please...
Why do you even bother replying when it only makes you lose even more time?
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08-12-2005, 08:12 AM
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RE:>>>Important<<<
Ohhhhh, a round of feeling sorry for madape, please...
Why do you even bother replying when it only makes you lose even more time?
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08-12-2005, 08:22 AM
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RE: >>>Important<<<
I think I died and went to Mavtalk.
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08-12-2005, 08:22 AM
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RE: >>>Important<<<
I think I died and went to Mavtalk.
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08-12-2005, 09:11 AM
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RE: >>>Important<<<
The sad part is that Arne posted this thread because he thought the spoof article was actually funny.
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08-12-2005, 09:11 AM
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Old School Balla
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RE: >>>Important<<<
The sad part is that Arne posted this thread because he thought the spoof article was actually funny.
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08-12-2005, 09:16 AM
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RE:>>>Important<<<
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Originally posted by: Evilmav2
I used to cut my own hair. I'd use a #1 guard on my back and sides, while cutting the top with a #4 and I'd blend that with a #2, which made for a nice bald-head/marine look...
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that's what i do too evil - unfortunately my options are kind of limited anymore.....
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08-12-2005, 09:16 AM
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RE:>>>Important<<<
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Originally posted by: Evilmav2
I used to cut my own hair. I'd use a #1 guard on my back and sides, while cutting the top with a #4 and I'd blend that with a #2, which made for a nice bald-head/marine look...
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that's what i do too evil - unfortunately my options are kind of limited anymore.....
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08-12-2005, 01:53 PM
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RE:>>>Important<<<
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Originally posted by: kg_veteran
The sad part is that Arne posted this thread because he thought the spoof article was actually funny.
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You genius...
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08-12-2005, 02:06 PM
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RE:>>>Important<<<
Next thing we'll know, Arne will be telling us which Maverick he thinks is the cutest. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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08-13-2005, 08:15 PM
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RE:>>>Important<<<
By the way, AJ is the cutest...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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08-13-2005, 11:30 PM
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RE:>>>Important<<<
AJ? That's nuts. Dirk is the cutest. And I'm not just saying that because he's my favorite. He's damn good-lookin cat. Just my opinion.
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08-13-2005, 11:44 PM
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RE: >>>Important<<<
Whatever.
Josh is by far the cutest. The way his muscles flex when he's going for a block just sends tingles up my spine.
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08-13-2005, 11:48 PM
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RE:>>>Important<<<
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Whatever.
Josh is by far the cutest. The way his muscles flex when he's going for a block just sends tingles up my spine.
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Guess I just prefer blondes...
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08-14-2005, 12:23 AM
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RE: >>>Important<<<
you would, you cheap monkey hooker!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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