Dirk ties the knot! - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

HueyFreeman · 07-30-2012, 11:22 PM

Congrats Dirk & Jessica Nowitzki! Dirk is a great, humble guy and I hope his bride treats him accordingly.

http://www.jambonewspot.com/photos-d...ithi-in-kenya/

P.S. not quite sure why Dirk went with the Kenyan theme (he's German, and I'm pretty sure Jessica is from Switzerland)... but whatever makes him happy! You go Dirk

Rick41 · 07-30-2012, 11:28 PM

We know brah.

Kante · 07-31-2012, 02:10 AM

Old news...

NorwegianMavsFan · 07-31-2012, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by HueyFreeman

P.S. not quite sure why Dirk went with the Kenyan theme (he's German, and I'm pretty sure Jessica is from Switzerland)... but whatever makes him happy! You go Dirk

She´s swedish.

Eman · 07-31-2012, 06:54 AM

She's half Swedish and half kenyan. That was a pre-wedding ceremony according to Fish, they are not married yet. Official ceremony in the G or Dallas.

HueyFreeman · 07-31-2012, 10:10 AM

My bad, it was news to me.

MavsFTR · 07-31-2012, 10:41 AM

I believe her parents are Kenyan.

Underdog · 07-31-2012, 10:45 AM

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I believe her parents are Kenyan.

Father is Swiss, mother is Kenyan.

Fragism · 07-31-2012, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Underdog

Father is Swiss, mother is Kenyan.

Swedish, not Swiss. Just saying.

Murphy3 · 07-31-2012, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by HueyFreeman

My bad, it was news to me.

Don't worry about it.. not a problem at all.

Underdog · 07-31-2012, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Fragism

Swedish, not Swiss. Just saying.

Right, Swedish... I keep thinking "Swiss Chocolate" whenever I see her beautiful, milk-chocolate complexion... Do the Swedes make chocolate (as in, the candy)? I've heard of Swedish Fish, but that's not the same thing, nor does it sound like much of a compliment.

EricaLubarsky · 07-31-2012, 11:59 AM

they make chocolate moose!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAsYwW7pt7o

NorwegianMavsFan · 07-31-2012, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Underdog

Right, Swedish... I keep thinking "Swiss Chocolate" whenever I see her beautiful, milk-chocolate complexion... Do the Swedes make chocolate (as in, the candy)? I've heard of Swedish Fish, but that's not the same thing, nor does it sound like much of a compliment.

Not very famous for their Chocolate. I´m from Norway, Sweden´s closest neighbour. You should come here for our not-so-famous-but-very-good chocolate

Murphy3 · 07-31-2012, 12:18 PM

The Swedes do make a few things pretty well..

NorwegianMavsFan · 07-31-2012, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Murphy3

The Swedes do make a few things pretty well..

Yes, like cheap furniture and meat balls.

saclare · 07-31-2012, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Underdog

Right, Swedish... I keep thinking "Swiss Chocolate" whenever I see her beautiful, milk-chocolate complexion... Do the Swedes make chocolate (as in, the candy)? I've heard of Swedish Fish, but that's not the same thing, nor does it sound like much of a compliment.

They make really complex knives. Ooops, that Switzerland again.

Cheap furniture aka IKEA.

I love Swedish Fish.

sefant77 · 07-31-2012, 05:30 PM

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The Swedes do make a few things pretty well..

The "average" girls there are amazing hot. If you compare this to a country ölike England its really "wow...wtf"

Underdog · 07-31-2012, 06:46 PM

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The "average" girls there are amazing hot. If you compare this to a country ölike England its really "wow...wtf"

Yep, kinda hard to argue with your point - these girls might even be considered "hot" in England...

GermanDunk · 07-31-2012, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Murphy3

The Swedes do make a few things pretty well..

Henrik Zetterberg ?

HueyFreeman · 07-31-2012, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Underdog

Yep, kinda hard to argue with your point - these girls might even be considered "hot" in England...

From left to right

No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, No

Assuming soberness of course.

Fidel · 07-31-2012, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Underdog

Yep, kinda hard to argue with your point - these girls might even be considered "hot" in England...

From left to right:

NO!

Bayliss · 07-31-2012, 09:45 PM

Murph needs to weigh in on this subject. Murph, any of those girls a Kansas City 5?

Jack.Kerr · 07-31-2012, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by HueyFreeman

From left to right

No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, No

Assuming soberness of course.

Yours or theirs?

Zaknaf3in · 07-31-2012, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidel

From left to right:

NO!

With you there.

To add more well-researched facts here:

From my personal experience amongst backpackers in Australia, pommie chicks were noisy, drunk and not too bright upstairs, french a bit on the heavy side but usually really sweet, dutchies mellow, chillaxed AND hot. On top of them all and most fought-for specimen definitely were the swedish though.

This research was done totally sober most of the time and does not generalize one bit.

Budapest Maverick · 08-01-2012, 04:05 AM

Budapest, Hungary is where it's at. I dare you to come here, you won't believe your eyes.

It's like walking into a video clip every 5 minutes, unreal.

Swedish girls are indeed beautiful btw, when people are talking about the most beautiful women, they usually mention Brazil, Sweden, and eastern european countries (like my country). But of course looks aren't everything. Anyway, happy for our Dirk. His wife is beautiful, and i'm sure she's a great person, hopefully they'll start to work on the (boy) twins right away!

Murphy3 · 08-01-2012, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Bayliss

Murph needs to weigh in on this subject. Murph, any of those girls a Kansas City 5?

No, they'd all be KC 7's, 8's and 9's. The KC bar is really low.

Murphy3 · 08-01-2012, 08:27 AM

sober
no, no, yes, maybe, no, no
drunk
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

rmacomic · 08-01-2012, 09:16 AM

I wonder what the conversation was like as they were getting ready that evening.

Girl 3: "Oi, I wuz gunna wear the grey mini tonoite!"

Girl 1: "Ave a care, Oi'm wearin' it. Oi'll loan you me spotty shoes."

Girl 3: "Too rioght, I luv 'em spotty 'eels."

Girl 4: "You fink anyone 'el notice we all wearin' black mini's?"

Girl 5: "'At's a laugh, they'll all be looking at me 'air. Mum brushed wif da's chimney-sweep brush, she did."

Murphy3 · 08-01-2012, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Bayliss

Murph needs to weigh in on this subject. Murph, any of those girls a Kansas City 5?

You don't want to see a KC 5... When you run into a KC 5 in a dark alley, you're scared for your life..

SMC0007 · 08-01-2012, 09:30 AM

WHoa, Holy Corn!

saclare · 08-01-2012, 09:35 AM

I'm gonna say they don't have the world's prettiest teeth/smile either if only one is showing teeth. They could reach KC 5 level with really bad teeth.

Sorry for the bad mental images...

GermanDunk · 08-01-2012, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by rmacomic

I wonder what the conversation was like as they were getting ready that evening.

Girl 3: "Oi, I wuz gunna wear the grey mini tonoite!"

Girl 1: "Ave a care, Oi'm wearin' it. Oi'll loan you me spotty shoes."

Girl 3: "Too rioght, I luv 'em spotty 'eels."

Girl 4: "You fink anyone 'el notice we all wearin' black mini's?"

Girl 5: "'At's a laugh, they'll all be looking at me 'air. Mum brushed wif da's chimney-sweep brush, she did."

That can´t be british girls, because none is drunk.

LonghornDub · 08-01-2012, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidel

From left to right:

NO!

This. Much this.

Bayliss · 08-01-2012, 01:41 PM

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You don't want to see a KC 5... When you run into a KC 5 in a dark alley, you're scared for your life..

Now I know in which city Willie was singing about when he sang:

Last night downtown I was drinking the booze
Like it was going out of style
My whole head got light
I lost my eyesight
I ain’t been that drunk in awhile
Along about 1 I spotted a queen
And I started to make my move
Aw, she was believing every line I was laying
And lord I was just too cool
Well I thought I died and gone to heaven
But lord did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
I’ve got 20/20 vision when I ain’t drinking
But lord when I get on that booze
I ain’t never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Well I made up my mind
I was never gonna find
Myself in that condition again
But here I sit on the same barstool
And just look at the shape I’m in
I done spotted me another queen
Sitting at a table alone
So I strolled on over and sat myself down
And asked if I can take her home
When she said yes, I thought I’d been blessed
But boy did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2
I’ve got 20/20 vision when I ain’t drinking
But lord when I get on the booze
I ain’t never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Now you may laugh
But if you’ve got the cash
I’ll bet you 10 to 1 you have too

Murphy3 · 08-01-2012, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidel

From left to right:

NO!

I'm just not quite that.... picky. Yeah, there are some standards. I'm usually against women that have lost a significant portion of their hair. I suppose there is a cancer exemption for that. All teeth in place is a good thing although I don't require them to be perfectly aligned. I prefer to be able to tell whether or not it's a boob or a fat roll. Other than that, I'm good to go.

Dirkadirkastan · 08-01-2012, 03:11 PM

So... are there tiers below KC5? Or is that a categorical impossibility with lower numbers reserved for other cities?

Murphy3 · 08-01-2012, 03:30 PM

Well, it's a simple rating scale. A Dallas 5 is equivalent to a KC 8.. Obviously, 1 is beyond a root with a Dallas 10 being a Goddess. So, a KC 1 would be the equivalent to the female version of the Elephant Man. A Dallas 1 would be... Roseanne Barr. A KC 10 would obviously be about a 7 here in Dallas.

Are there any cities with a lower rating scale than KC? Have you been to Shreveport?

LonghornDub · 08-01-2012, 03:32 PM

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Well, it's a simple rating scale. A Dallas 5 is equivalent to a KC 8.. Obviously, 1 is beyond a root with a Dallas 10 being a Goddess. So, a KC 1 would be the equivalent to the female version of the Elephant Man. A Dallas 1 would be... Roseanne Barr. A KC 10 would obviously be about a 7 here in Dallas.

Are there any cities with a lower rating scale than KC? Have you been to Shreveport?

Billings, Montana. Spent five days there on business and saw one girl who I would have considered even remotely attractive in Austin or Dallas. If a KC 8 is a Dallas 5....a Billings 10 is a Dallas 5.

BGMaverick9 · 08-01-2012, 04:07 PM

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Billings, Montana. Spent five days there on business and saw one girl who I would have considered even remotely attractive in Austin or Dallas. If a KC 8 is a Dallas 5....a Billings 10 is a Dallas 5.

I'm guessing Missoula is in the same range. Spending about 3 days there leads to the same result.

LonghornDub · 08-01-2012, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BGMaverick9

I'm guessing Missoula is in the same range. Spending about 3 days there leads to the same result.

No doubt. You may fare slightly (only slightly) better in Missoula due to the university, but otherwise...same pool.