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06-10-2008, 09:27 AM
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I just want y'all to know that my index toes are longer than my big toes.
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06-13-2008, 04:32 AM
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06-10-2008, 10:48 AM
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I need to get inked asap to relieve some stress.
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06-13-2008, 03:19 AM
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I'm in las vegas....I made a respectable donation to a couple of casinos downtown....they gave me all their whiskey in turn. Fair trade.
The "scenery" here is unbelievable. Maverick jerseys seen tonight: 2. 1 Dirk and 1 Kidd.
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06-14-2008, 01:04 AM
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Attempting to date the sister of one of your best friends (above-board), should be considered by any sane man to be neither a judicious or prudent thing to do...
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf? Last edited by Evilmav2; 06-14-2008 at 01:09 AM. |
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06-14-2008, 09:28 AM
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Burping two babies at the same time is like 2 Girls 1 Cup, except you're the cup...
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 These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works. |
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06-14-2008, 01:07 PM
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I like doing things
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 ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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06-14-2008, 01:10 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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double deck black jack at Binions pays 3 to 2.
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06-14-2008, 01:13 PM
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The Preacha
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I like holdem at WinStar...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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06-14-2008, 01:32 PM
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Current Mavs Salary outlook (with my own possibly incorrect math and assumptions) Mavs Net Ratings By Game (Using BRef.com calculations for possessions, so numbers are slightly different than what you'll see on NBA.com and ESPN.com |
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06-14-2008, 01:34 PM
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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06-14-2008, 01:41 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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I played in a $65 multi table yesterday....played for 2 and a half freaking hours, and only got to 20th place out of 70. Everyone there was playing tight as hell.
And random statement.... I like peanut butter.
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06-14-2008, 01:45 PM
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turkey is underrated while ham is vastly overrated.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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06-16-2008, 12:15 AM
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Tripping over big dollops of poop sucks...
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf? Last edited by Evilmav2; 06-16-2008 at 05:01 AM. |
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06-16-2008, 12:40 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Getting serious again about running and a proper diet and sleep pattern after a hedonistic weekend in Las Vegas is more difficult than I had anticipated.
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06-19-2008, 03:38 AM
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Whatever doesn't Kill you, makes you Stronger. If not, then you are a damned Bi****! Or maybe unlucky, or slow, perhaps...
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06-19-2008, 04:36 AM
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"I met someone at the dogshow.
She was holding my left arm. But everyone was acting normal, so I tried to look nonchalant. We both said: I Really Love You" The Shriners loaned us cars... We raced up and down the sidewalk 20-thousand-million-times...
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf? Last edited by Evilmav2; 06-19-2008 at 05:20 AM. |
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06-19-2008, 05:22 AM
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'Following an Angel'... That's something I just realized I darned well need to do. As soon as the hour is decent, that is...
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06-19-2008, 05:41 AM
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I found out she's an Angel. I don't think she knows, I know. Why, why did they send her? Why not anyone else? How should I react? These things happen to other people. Not me...
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06-19-2008, 10:42 AM
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blueeeegrasssss festivallll tomorrowww
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06-19-2008, 11:15 AM
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I hope evil gets up ok this morning.
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06-19-2008, 03:59 PM
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a very strange day thus far...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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06-19-2008, 04:55 PM
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Have you ever crapped so big, or so much, that the toilet just couldn't flush it?
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06-19-2008, 04:56 PM
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works. |
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06-19-2008, 08:17 PM
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Yesterday I experienced my very first completely random drive-by verbal assault.
Gee, it sure does take alot of "balls" to yell obscenities at someone from a moving vehicle. Pu$$ies.
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"I don't know what went wrong," said guard Thabo Sefolosha. "It's hard to talk about it." Last edited by mary; 06-19-2008 at 08:18 PM. |
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06-19-2008, 10:29 PM
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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06-20-2008, 11:22 AM
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I'm Ron Burgundy?
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06-20-2008, 02:24 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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"Hey Dad, my friend's got some new ninja swords!
Is it cool if we slash up this place?"
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06-20-2008, 08:48 PM
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lazy days = good days
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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06-21-2008, 04:31 AM
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My Landlady was really put out last night because I awoke her comfortable slumber with myh pesky air conditioning problems.
Well, now its officially broken. I've had two whole hours of warm sleep. So here's a big giant FU to my Landlady who's enjoying a nice air-conditioned rest right now. FU.
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"I don't know what went wrong," said guard Thabo Sefolosha. "It's hard to talk about it." |
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06-21-2008, 08:05 AM
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History is underappreciated in this country. One time I asked a woman who won the Civil War, and she told me the British.
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"Cream of the crop gon' rise to the top." -Jaden Hardy 
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06-21-2008, 01:46 PM
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*random* Is there anything nicer than Saturdays full of rest and sex?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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06-21-2008, 10:18 PM
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works. Last edited by Underdog; 06-21-2008 at 10:18 PM. |
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06-22-2008, 12:41 AM
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 “The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold; And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold; And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea; When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee.” -Lord Byron
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07-02-2008, 02:33 AM
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It'll get more looks here...
I'm still losing wait, but keep on thinking about whether to play football at Martin High School or not. This would be my senior year and only chance. Plus, if my team makes it to state, the game will be played in Houston this year. That would be freaking amazing (but I think it is a pipe dream right now).
Ever since my friend collapsed on the field my freshman year (going into sophomore year) I haven't really been enthused about playing football. I played in 7th, 8th, and 9th grade. I don't know, some advice from you guys would be nice. |
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06-21-2008, 10:08 PM
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Hey Sike, go f yourself. (that is if you spent today doing that and I didn't)
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06-22-2008, 12:46 AM
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Women at the time of Troy wore only a single garment. Which is to say, no underclothing. And did not bathe with any frequency.
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06-22-2008, 01:49 AM
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According to Herodotus, women of Sarmatia in the 5th century BC were descended from Amazons, reared on horseback from birth, and could not marry until they had killed a man in battle...
 Detail of stele depicting Amazons battling Greeks
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf? Last edited by Evilmav2; 06-22-2008 at 01:58 AM. |
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06-30-2008, 12:41 PM
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06-22-2008, 02:10 AM
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The Persians deployed so many bowmen at Thermoplyae that it was said their arrows could blot out the sun.
To which a Spartan commander: All the better, then we will be fighting in the shade. |
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