The Official Random Statement Thread

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by jthig32

Conversation I really wish I could have:

"Dear Client X, I realize you're paying my company a lot of money for my services, and I know we're scheduled to cut over to production this afternoon/evening. But I just experienced one of the greatest sporting moments of my life last night, I got very little sleep, and I'm going to spend the whole day reading about it and listening to the radio. Ok?"

Life as an adult sucks sometimes.

Ah well.

Ha! This.