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Old 12-18-2008, 07:05 PM   #1
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Burger King Body Spray

BK's website, which I can't get into because I don't have the Flash player required.



Only $3.99.
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:20 PM   #2
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:48 PM   #3
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Lot of original GoBots with original package backing on Ebay (missing Cy-Kill)...


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Old 12-19-2008, 12:21 PM   #4
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Here is one that I don't think anyone would want... but it would be fun to give to your nemesis....

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
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Old 12-19-2008, 12:23 PM   #5
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Here is one that I don't think anyone would want... but it would be fun to give to your nemesis....

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
I don't even wanna know how/why you stumbled upon this site...
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Old 12-19-2008, 12:28 PM   #6
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I don't even wanna know how/why you stumbled upon this site...
I could be a child and say your mom.... but it was just from the ever so sneaky Gordon Keith.
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Old 12-19-2008, 12:29 PM   #7
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That's one way to solve a food shortage, I guess.
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Old 12-19-2008, 12:31 PM   #8
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I could be a child and say your mom...
That wouldn't be too far off the mark, actually (but if my mom ATE it, then I wouldn't be here...)


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Old 12-19-2008, 12:34 PM   #9
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http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
I sure hope this doesn't explain the "secret sauce" at the last Christmas party I went to that everyone was raving about...
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Old 12-19-2008, 05:05 PM   #13
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basketballgirl25 wants a #2 Kidd jersey. One of her favorite players ever who she hopes never wins a ring and ultimately dies painfully and slowing in a horrifying traffic accident, who plays for one of her top 20 favorite teams in the league.
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Old 12-19-2008, 05:11 PM   #14
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Ugh, GermanDunk... considering the end result to the pencil, that's rather painful all around.
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Old 12-27-2008, 02:30 AM   #15
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I don't want this, secretly or no.... but I had to share:

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Dude. I want one so bad.


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How about ...

Dissolving Bikini is the Ultimate Revenge Gift


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A German company has invented a marvelous new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it on and takes a swim.

The sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman completely nude and embarrassed. The sexy black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and fits like a real bikini. The only difference is it’s made from a material that completely melts away after a few seconds in water.

Named the "Get Naked Bikini," the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes. The bikini has upset women's rights groups, with one campaigner, Rosmarie Zapfl, saying, “It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented.”

It sounds like Ms. Zapfl needs a gift to calm her down. May we suggest a new bikini?
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