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07-06-2005, 10:32 PM
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Shakespeare Insults
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Shakespeare Insults good way to enrich your vocabulary, and it gives you the added bonus of saying 'I read Shakespeare' without lying... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
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07-06-2005, 10:34 PM
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RE:Shakespeare Insults
Thou dissembling beef-witted blind-worm!
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07-06-2005, 10:36 PM
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RE:Shakespeare Insults
Great poet that Shakespear dude...
Thou caluminous boil-brained miscreant!
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07-07-2005, 12:16 AM
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RE:Shakespeare Insults
 He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-fac'd, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, Stigmatical in making, worse in mind. -The Comedy of Errors, 4. 22  A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir to a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deni'st the least syllable of thy addition. -King Lear, 2. 2  Foul and ugly mists of vapours -Henry IV Part 1, 1. 2
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