01-24-2007, 11:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
This is shocking, and graphic sir, but good to know!!!! Sike and I have been looking for another person for our audience when we do our full frontal nudity dance routines. Please PM me a way to get ahold of you...
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another person in the audience? Please tell me it's not Doc that watches you guys....
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01-24-2007, 11:43 AM
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#882
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Originally Posted by sike
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
another person in the audience? Please tell me it's not Doc that watches you guys....
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It is doc!!! but instead of telling us that we're all "schtick" like he tells some people sometimes, he tells me that I'm all "STICK" if you know what I mean
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I think that's all made up
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01-25-2007, 12:46 PM
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#883
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I think that's all made up...like my being straight.
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enough!
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01-25-2007, 01:45 PM
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#884
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Originally Posted by sike
enough! don't even joke about a thing like that! you're hurting my feelings
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your what?
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01-25-2007, 01:54 PM
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#885
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I blow
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U2 asked me to ask you, "How much?"
I have no clue what that means....is that like a code?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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01-25-2007, 02:58 PM
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#886
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
is that like a code? I asked Dan Brown to write a book about me called "The sike code" kind of like the DaVinci Code, but he says he doesnt write homo-erotic novels
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01-26-2007, 06:05 PM
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#887
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
does anyone want a piece?
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of?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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01-26-2007, 06:17 PM
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#888
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Originally Posted by sike
Can one of you guys hold this so I can take pictures of it? I would have asked my wife to hold it but then it usually gets hard.
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Please tell me you meant it's hard to take a picture of whatever you are talking about if your wife holds it for some reason.... and not what it sounds like...
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01-26-2007, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Please tell me you meant it's hard to take a piss whenever I hold it for some reason...
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What the hell, leave the man and the man's manliness alone.
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01-26-2007, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan
What the hell, leave the man and the man's manliness to me!!!! I am so alone.
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You can have him dude... I'm into girls... more specifically my wife. I do feel bad that you are "alone" though.
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01-27-2007, 12:18 PM
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#891
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You can have him dude...one guy is more than I can handle... more specifically my wife.
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woah!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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01-29-2007, 09:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
woah! I just had an idea! Which Sportcenter anchor do you guys think is the cutest???
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I'd ask if you were talking about the women, but the answer seems pretty obvious.
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01-29-2007, 10:09 AM
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#893
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'd ask if you were talking about the women, but the answer seems pretty obvious...oh and for the recored...I'd do Dan Patick in a new york minute!
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"Do?"
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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01-29-2007, 12:35 PM
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#894
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
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oh I think I know who you are now....
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01-29-2007, 12:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
oh I think I know who you are now....do me!
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"Do"?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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01-29-2007, 01:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Do you like cigars?
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Yep, Flaco, apparently you were right....
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01-29-2007, 01:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Would you like to take a tour of all the room I have under my desk?
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stop it
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01-29-2007, 01:24 PM
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#898
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
stop it....I can only resist for so long!
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I'll wait.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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01-29-2007, 02:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
One time, I used Bob Doles limp arm and hand to pleasure myself
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now you're just going for shock value
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01-29-2007, 02:52 PM
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Crazy
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01-29-2007, 05:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
I am Crazy in love with sike... and Flacolaco is making me jealous...
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Why did you capitalize the C in crazy?
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01-29-2007, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Complaining about penis length... screaming about perceived inequalities... that's the talk of a loser.
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that line in your signature is really creeping me out
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01-29-2007, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I sat on a public toilet today and must now tell everyone that I caught HIV.
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I'm 100% certain you can't get HIV from a public toilet. Or were you just wanting us to know that you did sit on a public toilet? If so..... strange....
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01-29-2007, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm 100% certain you can't get HIV from a public toilet. I'm also 100% sure you can catch it from sike.
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don't worry man, we're gonna get you some help
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01-29-2007, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
don't worry man, we're gonna get you some help...but just remind yourself...everyone dies...but not everyone truely
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dies of AIDS?
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01-29-2007, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
dies of AIDS? that's not true... my brother died from syphilis.
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Wow... I didn't know you could die from that... don't they give you penicillin to clear that up?
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01-29-2007, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Wow... I didn't know you could die from that... don't they give you penicillin to clear that up?...I mean thats what they gave me.
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and it seemed to work?
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01-30-2007, 12:20 PM
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#908
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Do you think Jerry will interview me, because I'm a minority? He's got to interview at least one alien right? Plus his neck fat is sexy.
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you almost made it through that post without being gay. almost.
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01-30-2007, 12:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
you almost made it through that post without being hot....almost.
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wow...I wouldn't want to break my "hotness" streak.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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01-30-2007, 12:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
you almost made it through that post without being gay. almost. and had you done so I would have been soooooo disappointed.
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Interesting use of non capital letters until you got to the word "I". You do remember that the first word of every sentence should be capitalized?
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01-30-2007, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You know Flaco, these little spelling and grammar lessons aren't the only kind of lessons I give
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seriously dude. you have a family. you need to get help
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01-30-2007, 12:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
seriously dude. you have a family. you need to get help and I want to "give it to ya"!
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odd.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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01-30-2007, 03:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Have you ever made love to a frozen chicken?
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and you thought I was odd?
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01-30-2007, 03:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
yes, yes I have made love to a chicken.
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I only asked as a joke....I never expected this!
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01-30-2007, 03:33 PM
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#915
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I overheard some boys at school say they banged some hot "chicks." I thought they were the same thing..."chicks"..."chicken"...who knew?.....
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stop
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01-30-2007, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I really prefer roosters...
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You just HAD to go gay on this discussion....
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01-30-2007, 03:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
stop...send pictures
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you are gross.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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01-30-2007, 03:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
if I upgrade to Windows Vista, will it screw up the way I have my porn organized on my machine? I lost half of my beastiality stuff when I got XP....
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does this look like some sort of gay tech support?
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01-30-2007, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
do I look like some sort of gay tech support?
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well...that is your job right?
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01-30-2007, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
not sure about that... maybe you should call the gay tech support line?
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I'm pretty sure such a thing does not exist.....
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