The Cussing Thread

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Please, mcsluggo, come rub vinegar AND honey on my private parts.

What would be the purpose of that?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I think your signature is foretelling something here...

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I like to wear my piglet underoos when I read winnie the poo.

thats nice.

[sike]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

I do men...and thats nice.

keep that stuff private sir!

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by sike

I keep rodents in my privates, sir!

Only two things come from Texas, soldier....

[sike]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

Only two things come from Texas, soldier....

that is one of the dumbest saying of all time...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Pay attention to me!! I'm important!!!
________________

Um....I think someone vandalized sike

[sike]

if was you!!!!

[Flacolaco]

It was shockingly easy to find useable "groucho glasses" on a google image search

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

It was shockingly easy to find useable "gay man humping" on a google image search

buy why would you ever want that....waaaaaait....is your "wife's" name Carl?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

a womans what?? but why would you ever want that....waaaaaaaait....is THAT where this thing goes?

puberty is such a special time

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

puberty is such a special time...oh the Calluses

huh?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

If I said you had a beautiful body would you take off your pants and dance around a little?

now you're stealing things from futurama again.....and no, stop asking!

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

you win again gravity!!!

well of course...she always does.

[mqywaaah]

Originally Posted by sike

well of course... he always does my behind.

And you're proud to admit this?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mqywaaah

And you're proud to admit this? I always thought it went without saying

you gays all think alike

[mqywaaah]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Us gays all think alike.

Yeah, seems like it. tsk tsk

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by mqywaaah

Flacolaco, I love the tsk tsk tsk sound our whiskers make when they rub together. It makes me think of sweaty fieldhands toiling shirtless, as they sickle wheat in the glow of a fading summer day.

You ain't no Steinbeck

[Big Boy Laroux]

28 pages of gayness... and counting...

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux

28 pages of delightful gayness! I'm counting on reams and reams more!

Just what do you mean by "reams"?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

Just what do you mean by "lubrication"? I like it dry

tmi

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

ten more inches

for what exactly?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

If you like 28 pages of gayness, you should cum see the "periodicals" I have hidden under my bed

I think you might want to check your spelling

[mqywaaah]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I think you might want to check my package, it'll be worth it. I promise!

You go around offering dudes a peek at your "package" on a daily basis?

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by mqywaaah

Flacolaco, would you give me a peek at your "package"?

My wife says on a daily basis that I'm inadequate ... and I'm just looking for ANYONE that might have even less than me. Given your personality, I can only assume you ain't packin much more than a secondary bellybutton down south. But in any case, I'd like to see it, and... you know... maybe touch it.

your "wife"? are speaking figuratively here?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mqywaaah

No, her name is Luther, and she has really really big hands

yuck

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

yuck...... I eat toe cheese.

Speaking of yuck.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Speaking of yuck, I ran out of diapers this weekend and wound up sitting on the couch recycling my beer in a puddle of my own filth.

Mark Cuban called. He said he'd rather you not be a mavs fan anymore

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Mark Cuban called. He wanted me to floss his teeth with my thong. Problem is, I have skid marks.

aren't thongs like strings? you can see skid marks on that thing? Never mind... I don't want to know.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Sometimes I tie sike up, and I "floss" for him He squirms and pretends he doesn't like it...lol he's so funny

again with the kidnapping...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Check out this awesome movie poster I found guys!!!

could we get a mod to ban sike or something?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

could we get a mod to ban sike's pants or something? I'd prefer it if he couldn't wear any.

How in the world would a mod ban an article of clothing? I think the line between real and internet has become blurred for you.

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I think the line between loving children and kiddie porn has become blurred for me.

put down the snickers bar and back away from the kids, 'k?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

put down the snickers bar!! I need to tell you where it's been

oh now that's not right....

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

oh now that's not right.... besides it's always been an Oh Henry bar for me.... The peanuts are lumpier.

you are a deranged "man".

[mcsluggo]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Flacolaco, you are a deranged "man".

....and I love you for it. Now bring your delicious pre-surgical tranny bod over here, I have a present for you... <<zzzzzzzip>>

I could've gone my whole life without knowing that...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

I could've gone my whole life without knowing what my mom really "does" for a living

what do you mean?

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

what do you mean "it's wrong to insist that your middle-aged overweight boyfriend squeal like a pig during the act of love"?

I don't mean to sound homophobic, but isn't this at least cruelty to animals?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

I love the Phoenix Suns

how dare you sir....

how dare you

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

you bess not be gettin all up in my Marion's bidness.

Why have you suddenly switched to street talk?