The Cussing Thread - Page 80 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

bernardos70 · 05-14-2009, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Whoa... guys. If you're trying to reenact that scene from "Keeping the Faith," I wanna jack it after you unzip it.

Woah.......

sike · 05-14-2009, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Whoa... guys unzipp my panties.

no. for the last time, no.

Flacolaco · 05-15-2009, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sike

Did you guys see me on the news? I almost conned Dirk and had his fun baby.

That was you? That's awful. You're awful.

sike · 05-15-2009, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

That was U2? That's awful. You're awful.

I agree...U2 is awful. Wait...the mod or the band?

Underdog · 05-15-2009, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sike

I used to date U2 (both the mod and the band)

Some things are best left a secret...

DirkFTW · 05-15-2009, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Underdog

Some people think my screen name comes from a cartoon, but it's really just a description of my preferred position...

Some things are best left a secret...

bernardos70 · 05-15-2009, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Some things are best left a secret... like the fact I love to play topdog when underdog is doing his namesake

I'd follow my own advice, if I were you.....

mcsluggo · 05-15-2009, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Quote:

Originally Posted by Underdog

Some people think my screen name comes from a cartoon, but it's really just a description of my preferred position...

You bastard, some things are best left a secret... (and quit calling me "dog")

guys, air your dirty laundry somewhere else

DirkFTW · 05-15-2009, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

guys air their dirty laundry in my room *inhales deeply*

::vomit::

bernardos70 · 05-15-2009, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

guys air their dirty laundry in my room *inhales deeply*

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

::vomit in a plate:: ::eats it again::

If only you knew how unhealthy that is, you would think twice about doing that.

mcsluggo · 05-18-2009, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernardos70

If only you knew how unhealthy I am, you would think twice about doing me.

no arguments here.

Flacolaco · 05-18-2009, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

no garments here.

Aren't you at work?

bernardos70 · 05-18-2009, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Aren't we supposed to wear that only at work?

I cringe when I think of your line of work.....

DirkFTW · 05-18-2009, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernardos70

I cringe when I think of your line.....

Why are you thinking of Flaco's line?

Flacolaco · 05-18-2009, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Off season? More like TAKE IT OFF-SEASON! Fabulous!!!

Well, we're certainly learning more about you lately.

u2sarajevo · 05-18-2009, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Well, I'm certainly having more of you lately.

having?

DirkFTW · 05-18-2009, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

shaving?

You better not be segueing into that Austin Powers bit...

Flacolaco · 05-18-2009, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

You better not be segueing from *** to mouth...

I had to edit that one. I may ban you for that.

DirkFTW · 05-18-2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Why the **** was I banned for cussing?

Multifaceted irony

bernardos70 · 05-18-2009, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Multif****d ironface

I don't even know what that means.

DirkFTW · 05-18-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernardos70

I don't even know what public decency means.

We're glad you found this thread, but sadly it will be of no help.

Flacolaco · 05-18-2009, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

I'm glad you found your penis, but sadly it will be of "little" help.

That's what she said?

u2sarajevo · 05-18-2009, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

"Is it even in yet?"
That's what she said!

I bet that was disappointing to both of you.

DirkFTW · 05-18-2009, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I bet $10,000 that was disappointing.

Um, no it wasn't... Now pay up, sucka!

bernardos70 · 05-18-2009, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Um, no it wasn't... Now pay up, or I'll suck ya!

I'm not entirely sure he would object...

bernardos70 · 05-19-2009, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernardos70

I am one good looking fella

Gotta agree with you, buddy.

Flacolaco · 05-19-2009, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernardos70

If I stop taking my meds, I might start talking to myself again.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernardos70

Gotta agree with you, buddy.

Get help, Bernie. And get well.

DirkFTW · 05-19-2009, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernardos70

I'm gone for a while, guys. Take care.

Get out soon, Bernie. I want to start another investment ring with you.

Wait... I think you have him confused for someone else...

Flacolaco · 05-20-2009, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

U2...your posts are just fluffy banter!

Thems fightin words.

DirkFTW · 05-20-2009, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I'M KING OF THE WHORED!

Um, I think the line is "I'm King of the World"

DirkFTW · 05-21-2009, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Star Trek IV is so bad, I don't think anyone here would bother to defend it during the next 24 hours.

Yea, I thought so.

mcsluggo · 05-22-2009, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

I like to masturbate furiously to pictures of myself masturbating furiously.

Yea, I thought so.

your biggest fan?

DirkFTW · 05-22-2009, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

my biggest fan to direct my biggest fart.

Summer boredom set in already?

bernardos70 · 05-22-2009, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Those enzyte pills really work! They really make that special part of the male body bigger! It has made sex so much more enjoyable.... I'm even considering taking them myself!

Oh dear.....

Flacolaco · 05-22-2009, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernardos70

I really don't care for the way you were looking at me during love making last night.

Yeah, well stop trying to turn around and look at me and we won't have a problem.

I'm really surprised that sike wasn't involved in a post like that.

bernardos70 · 05-22-2009, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I'm really surprised, those enzyte pills didn' work with sike, and I was left hungry.

Holy crap man, low brow anyone? Jeez, put on a parental advisory sticker....

DirkFTW · 05-22-2009, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernardos70

Holy crap, dumbass.

Well a double dumbass on you!

Yea, it was a fail in the movie just as it is here.

GermanDunk · 05-28-2009, 04:55 PM

I´ll make friends with Sike, just to protect him of further contact with you bunch of homos.

DirkFTW · 05-28-2009, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GermanDunk

I´ll make friends with Sike, just to protect the rest of you of further contact with the homo.

That's mighty kind of you.

u2sarajevo · 05-28-2009, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

That's mighty fellatious of you.

Seriously?