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Favorite movie lines
<u>Army of Darkness</u>
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<u>Training Day.</u> This is my third favorite movie, still touches me everytime i watch it.
Denzel Washington: (Be warned, i edited for language) Aww, you motherf*****s. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you b**ches. Huh. You think you can do this... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherf*****s will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. Shoe program, n***a. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the f**k do you think you're f*****g with? I'm the police, I run s**t around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this mother****** down. King Kong ain't got s*** on me. That's right, that's right. S***, I don't, f***. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherf*****g way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
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RE: Favorite movie lines
Training Day is a great movie.
How about Will Farrell in Old School. "LET'S GO STREAKING!!!" haha gets me everytime..
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"Go ahead punk....make my day" - you know who and in what movie
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I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
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RE: Favorite movie lines
Training Day was an aweful movie.
U2, that line is awesome.
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"Paw...not Paw" - Celie, The Color Purple
I can't explain it, but that cracks me up every time I watch it, along with "Everythin' you done to me...gonna be done to you" as she gives Mister the evil claw.
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"Now when you talk to her, I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie that everyone's pulling for. I want you to be the guy in the rated R movie who you're not sure if you like."
----- Trent, talking to Mike, in Swingers I love that line
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My favorite sequence from what I consider to be the funniest movie ever made, <u>The Big Lebowski</u>
Walter: That rug really tied the room together, did it not? The Dude: F*ckin' A Donnie: And this guy peed on it. Walter: Donnie, please... The Dude: You know, this is guy... I could find this f*ckin' Lebowski guy... Donnie: His name's Lebowski? That's your name, Dude! The Dude: This is the guy who should compensate me for the f*ckin rug. His wife owes money all over town and they pee on my rug?! Walter: They pee on your f*cking rug. The Dude: They peed on my f*cking rug... Walter: That's right, Dude. They peed on your f*cking rug. |
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RE: Favorite movie lines
so many quotable movies, so little time. btu someone already mentioned "Old School" and that got me thinking about my favorite line from that movie. It's easily:
"I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time. " "A big day? Doing what? " "Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. " runner-up: "I know a great sand guy"
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"I'm in the phone book! I'm somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now!" or somesuch from The Jerk...just about every line in the movie is great.
This isn't really a line..but just a moment...I"ll never forget the first time I saw Tim Curry in black lingerie when he whipped off his cape in Rocky Horror....i was just a young innocent child that had no idea what the movie was going to be about haha...
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RE: Favorite movie lines
"must go faster...must go faster"
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The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter: You mean... beyond pacifism? |
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My tag line
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"How about... a nice, greazy pork sandwich... served in a dirty ashtray."
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I was reading the latest Bill Simmons article & I'd forgotten how many really funny lines Anchorman had.
"I look good ... really good. Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!" And my current favorite movie, although it's old... Bull Durham. "A good friend of mine used to say, 'This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.' Think about that for a while." "Have you heard of Walt Whitman?" "No, who's he play for?"
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Take me to Pleasure Town!...oh we're going there!
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Keaton used to say: "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, but the only thing that scares me...is Kaiser Soze.
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agreed on the Usual Suspects reference...that freakin movie is AWESOME.
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Keep it clean
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From Full Metal Jacket...demented, but this always cracks me up:
"You guys ought to do a story on me suntahm," the door gunner shouts above the noise of the helicopter. "Why should we do a story about you?" "Cause I'm so fuckin good," he says, "'n that ain't no shit neither. Got me one hunnert 'n fifty-se'en gooks kilt. 'N' fifty caribou." He grins and staunches the saliva for a second. "Them're all certified," he adds. "Ever shoot any women or children?" "Suntahms." "How can you do that?" "Easy - you just don't lead "em so much. Harharhar."
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This is a bit of a downer, but this entire monologue sends chills down my spine every time I watch it. This last part is the kicker:
Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body left to die. Can you see her? I want you to picture that little girl. Now imagine she's white. The defense rests your honor.
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What's that one from, Cap?
Anyone recognize this one: You get me in a vendetta sort of mood, you can tell the angels in heaven you never saw evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. |
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I feel ya on that one, jthig32. I love that movie. One of the FEW sandra bullock movies where she doesn't come across as talentless.
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saget: "I used to suck d*** for coke man!!!!!!!!!"
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Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really. Ron Burgundy: People know me. Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you. Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. |
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My last one probably isn't that funny out of context, but neither is this one. So.
Dignan: That kid, Rocky struck me as kind of a weirdo. He.. Anthony: Rocky? Dignan: Oh I mean he said he loved you, and... Anthony: What? Dignan: Yeah, he said he loved you. I mean that just seemed strange... Anthony: Was he translating? Was he translating for me when he said he loved you. Dignan: He said he loved you. No, he wasn't translating that's how I understood him, he was talking in English, and I was like "what?, okay, I'll" Anthony runs out. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Anthony, were are you going? He's just a mixed up kid. Anthony, c'mon, you're blowing our cover. Maybe I didn't understand him. |
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"The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight."
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"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald. striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
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"And he said 'Baby, up your butt with a coconut!' Except... there was no coconut. He didn't have a coconut to my knowledge. "
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"Ray...when someone asks if you are a god.......you say "YES!"
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Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change.
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"does this suit make me look fat?"
"NO, your face does" & "housekeeping".................................... ..................................... TOMMY BOY
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