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"You sure he won't mind?"
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"Obviously you're not a golfer."
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"Obviously you're not a golfer."
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You have to see it, and how the officer reacts, to really get this one,
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating? Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering] Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. Narrator: I don't own... [Officer waves Narrator off] And there are so many on this other movie...... I'll just do a short one: Vincent: Which one's Trudy? The one with all the shit in her face? Lance: No. That's Jodi. That's my wife.
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You have to see it, and how the officer reacts, to really get this one,
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating? Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering] Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. Narrator: I don't own... [Officer waves Narrator off] And there are so many on this other movie...... I'll just do a short one: Vincent: Which one's Trudy? The one with all the shit in her face? Lance: No. That's Jodi. That's my wife.
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You have to see it, and how the officer reacts, to really get this one,
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating? Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering] Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. Narrator: I don't own... [Officer waves Narrator off] And there are so many on this other movie...... I'll just do a short one: Vincent: Which one's Trudy? The one with all the shit in her face? Lance: No. That's Jodi. That's my wife.
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Nice catch, Spiral. I believe yours is from the brilliantly diabolical Pacino in "Devil's Advocate."
Bernie, we could go all day on that second one. One of my favorites is probably "He shoulda fuckin' better known better." |
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Nice catch, Spiral. I believe yours is from the brilliantly diabolical Pacino in "Devil's Advocate."
Bernie, we could go all day on that second one. One of my favorites is probably "He shoulda fuckin' better known better." |
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Nice catch, Spiral. I believe yours is from the brilliantly diabolical Pacino in "Devil's Advocate."
Bernie, we could go all day on that second one. One of my favorites is probably "He shoulda fuckin' better known better." |
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I need help identifying the quotes from AnMan, ape, sikeymonkey, and pooh.
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I need help identifying the quotes from AnMan, ape, sikeymonkey, and pooh.
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I need help identifying the quotes from AnMan, ape, sikeymonkey, and pooh.
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Dunno about AnMan or Ape, but Sike's is from Ghostbusters, and Pooh's is another from the Big Lebowski.
And yet another from the Big Lebowski: Walter: We're sympathizing here, Dude. The Dude: I don't need your fucking sympathy, Walter. I need my fucking johnson! Donnie: Whaddya need that for, Dude? |
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Dunno about AnMan or Ape, but Sike's is from Ghostbusters, and Pooh's is another from the Big Lebowski.
And yet another from the Big Lebowski: Walter: We're sympathizing here, Dude. The Dude: I don't need your fucking sympathy, Walter. I need my fucking johnson! Donnie: Whaddya need that for, Dude? |
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Dunno about AnMan or Ape, but Sike's is from Ghostbusters, and Pooh's is another from the Big Lebowski.
And yet another from the Big Lebowski: Walter: We're sympathizing here, Dude. The Dude: I don't need your fucking sympathy, Walter. I need my fucking johnson! Donnie: Whaddya need that for, Dude? |
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Melora: "Oh my god, you guys! I can't believe we made it!"
Enid: "Yeah, we graduated high school.....how totally amazing." |
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Melora: "Oh my god, you guys! I can't believe we made it!"
Enid: "Yeah, we graduated high school.....how totally amazing." |
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Melora: "Oh my god, you guys! I can't believe we made it!"
Enid: "Yeah, we graduated high school.....how totally amazing." |
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check out what I got when I googled little lebowski urban achievers
lebowskifest.com - Flipping Sweet!
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check out what I got when I googled little lebowski urban achievers
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check out what I got when I googled little lebowski urban achievers
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RE: Favorite movie lines
The School of Rock
Billy: You. Dewey Finn: No, Billy, we've already told me off. Let's move on. Billy: You're tacky and I hate you! Dewey Finn: Okay, you see me after class! Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means? Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk? Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
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The wind rises electric. She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell her that everything will be all right; that I'll save her from whatever she's scared and take her far far away. I tell her that I love her. The silencer makes a whisper of the gunshot. I hold her close until she's gone. I'll never know what she was running from. I'll cash her check in the morning. ~The Salesman |
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The wind rises electric. She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell her that everything will be all right; that I'll save her from whatever she's scared and take her far far away. I tell her that I love her. The silencer makes a whisper of the gunshot. I hold her close until she's gone. I'll never know what she was running from. I'll cash her check in the morning. ~The Salesman |
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Billy: You. Dewey Finn: No, Billy, we've already told me off. Let's move on. Billy: You're tacky and I hate you! Dewey Finn: Okay, you see me after class! Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means? Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk? Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
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The wind rises electric. She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell her that everything will be all right; that I'll save her from whatever she's scared and take her far far away. I tell her that I love her. The silencer makes a whisper of the gunshot. I hold her close until she's gone. I'll never know what she was running from. I'll cash her check in the morning. ~The Salesman |
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sike's is ghostbusters ape's i believe is from quick change mine is from only the greatest golf movie of all time: caddyshack - where bill murray is telling his story to one of the young caddies while holding a pitchfork to his throat (unintentionally). |
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sike's is ghostbusters ape's i believe is from quick change mine is from only the greatest golf movie of all time: caddyshack - where bill murray is telling his story to one of the young caddies while holding a pitchfork to his throat (unintentionally). |
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sike's is ghostbusters ape's i believe is from quick change mine is from only the greatest golf movie of all time: caddyshack - where bill murray is telling his story to one of the young caddies while holding a pitchfork to his throat (unintentionally). |
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"She's small but she's strong. Her last kid came out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing."
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"She's small but she's strong. Her last kid came out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing."
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"She's small but she's strong. Her last kid came out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing."
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Is that Planes, Trains, and Automobile's, ape?
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Is that Planes, Trains, and Automobile's, ape?
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Gratuitous but hilarious....
Rental Car Clerk: Welcome to Marathon. May I help you? Neal: Yes. Clerk: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun. A fucking Toyota. A fucking Mustang. A fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat. Clerk: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with the fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking hiway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now. Clerk: May I see your rental agreement. Neal: I threw it away. Clerk: Oh boy... Neal: Oh boy what? Clerk: You're fucked
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Gratuitous but hilarious....
Rental Car Clerk: Welcome to Marathon. May I help you? Neal: Yes. Clerk: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun. A fucking Toyota. A fucking Mustang. A fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat. Clerk: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with the fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking hiway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now. Clerk: May I see your rental agreement. Neal: I threw it away. Clerk: Oh boy... Neal: Oh boy what? Clerk: You're fucked
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Now THAT is DEFINITELY P,T, & A. That movie makes me miss John Candy tremendously.
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Now THAT is DEFINITELY P,T, & A. That movie makes me miss John Candy tremendously.
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