The Cussing Thread

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I'm pretty sure such a thing does not exist.....but boy I wish it did!

you have porn problems, sir!

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

you have porn problems, sir? i can fix that.... give me your address and i'll come over, you can get out your camera, and i'll give you all the porn you can handle.

No.... no thanks.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

No.... no thanks...you are far too old for my tastes

woah!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Wow you guys are gay

yeah that about it sums it up

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

yeah that about it sums it up...except for "DO ME!"

yuck

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

Flaco... can I eat your boogers?

gross. why would you want to?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

we're almost to the 1000th post in this thread. I'm going to make it the gayest ever!

I bet

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I bet I can out do you!

no argument here.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

you want to do me? I'm in.

again... information that could be kept private

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

no argument here....which is too bad, bc makeup sex is the best

again with the unwanted advances

[u2sarajevo]

I give up..

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

again with the unwanted advances, U2!

tell me about it!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I can't get it up..

that is the saddest animation I've ever seen

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

that is the saddest animation I've ever seen....do me

is that just your answer for everything?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I know you are but what am I??!!?

a little girl, apparently.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

would ya?

no.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

do you think if I try to order an iPod with "Butt Pirate" engraved on the back, that Apple would process the order?

sicko

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

why not? I ordered one with "beastiality porn loving sicko" and they processed mine...

perhaps they should not have....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I dont like iPods. I prefer to walk around with a gigantic boom box on my shoulder

The eighties arent coming back dude

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

The eighties are coming back dude! I ordered 35 pairs of parachute pants and the entire tape collection of flock of seagulls yesterday.

Why do you need 35 pairs? And they still make tapes?

[Drbio]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Remember when MC Hammer said you "Can't touch this"? Well I proved him wrong 58 times and provided him wiht 59 smiles.

Ew.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Drbio

Michael Jackson "Thrilled" me back in 84......

not sure I want to believe that....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

not sure I want to believe that....that means he was cheating on me in 1984...

jeez how old were you?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

jeez how old were you?...cause if you're older than 13 its questionable

for what?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

that bitch had Josh's baby last night. I offered to be his babys momma and he turned me down flat. oh no he didnt!! can you believe that sh$%?

did you have your hand on your hip while snapping your fingers when you said that?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I can't wait for my bachelor party. My friends are getting together all their money and renting Woody Allen for a night of sexcapades! I can't wait!!!

I see you are giddy and all... but Woody Allen? Is he bringing Scarlett Johansson? Why all the excitement?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I remember my bachelor party.....ahh that was fun. I didn't think I'd be able to fit all those grapes in there, but....well let's just say Ill never forget that night

in where?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

grapes... what kind of pleasure would that give you.... heck I go for the cucumbers....

?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

my dad used to let the milk man come and take me to stay with him once a month, and every other major holiday. I always like that milk man. he told funny stories about my mom...

um... I think that might be your real dad....

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

um... I think that I might be your real dad....

really? I thought you didn't go for chicks?...plus, how old are you?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Does anyone know a good bar where I can find some gay midgets?

science experiment?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

not sure about the gay midgets thing, but i can give you the address of a bar with some hermaphrodites that like to do this trick with pickles that is UNBELIEVABLE.

You don't use a single capital letter until that final word...... unbelievable.....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

We gays have such excellent capitalization and spelling.

Well at least that's something.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Dear sike,

I love you with all my heart. I can't imagine having to face a day without your alien eyes in it. You complete me.

Love always,

Your flaco-poo

That was.... um.... interesting. flaco-poo? Does sike really call you that or did you make it up?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

sike, do you want to share a snickers with me?

oh my

[Dirkadirkastan]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

u2, i just wanted to thank you for locking up drbio in our basement dungeon. it's been the most fun we've ever had.

This is entirely unnecessary to put on this forum... especially if you guys are already living happily ever after together... ugh.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

This is entirely unnecessary to put on this forum.....you're a bad boy. a very bad boy. yes you are. naughty boy. mmmmmm naughty boy....

do you read your posts before you submit them. you sicko?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

am i bad enough for you big boy? my biggie biggie wiggy boy? oooooohhhh big boy, big boy love.. i like!

You two are very odd.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Im thinking about getting sike some crotchless panties for valentines day....

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

i feel so guilty about talking publicly bad about Roy Williams.. or as i like to refer to him as... "roy toy". he just made me mad when he chose that two bit hussy in the wal-mart parking lot over me right after we had one of our "sessions". but man did i enjoy that session....

Seriously dude... learn to use the shift key...