Kerry Seeks U.N. Coalition for Ad War on Bush

[dude1394]

Kerry Seeks U.N. Coalition for Ad War on Bush

(2004-03-13) -- Presumptive Democrat presidential nominee John Forbes Kerry today appealed to the United Nations to form a multilateral coalition to combat U.S. President George Bush's most recent campaign ads.

"I will not retaliate, despite Mr. Bush's attacks, until I can assemble a true, multinational coalition under the leadership of Secretary-General Kofi Annan," said Mr. Kerry. "I have asked French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin (who is a man) to introduce a resolution in the Security Council declaring Mr. Bush to be in material breach of his commitment to change the tone in Washington. His TV ads are filled with deception and denial, so I again call for regime change in Washington."

Mr. Kerry, who is known to be supported by many foreign leaders, said he will put his presidential campaign on hold until the U.N. has inspected the Bush advertising and passed the resolution.

"You won't see me running a unilateral campaign," he said. "I'm leading America back into the arms of the global community, where we'll be safe again."

Mr. Annan said the full Security Council should take up debate on the resolution in July, and may be ready to begin inspections of the Bush campaign ads as early as December.

Kerry Seeks U.N. Coalition for Ad War on Bush

[FishForLunch]

If Kerry manages to get the UN invloved in Iraq, will he have to abide by the wishes of Russia, Germany, China and France regarding reconstructing Iraq? If he want the US to have the majority say as we have the largest force in Iraq will the UN balk? Questions, Questions Questions?

So we have to have blind faith that the UN will act in the best interests of Iraq and the US trrops protecting the Iraqi government?

[OutletPass]

Funny Stuff, Dude. I'm glad someone still has a wry sense of humor in the midst of ya'll's polemic firestorm...that was a good one ! You got me laughing with that one.

Funnier still, it doesn't look like FishForLunch "got it" before immediately launching off again. Mercy !

[OutletPass]

Maybe Fish will get it if I post the next story from the same website :

Al Qaeda Opens First Embassy in Madrid

(2004-03-16) -- Spain's newly-elected socialist prime minister today declared the start of a "new era of protection from terror" as he cut the ribbon at the grand opening of the al Qaeda embassy in downtown Madrid. The building, formerly known as the U.S. Embassy, will house the offices and "manufacturing facilities" of the global religious social services organization headed by renowned philosopher Usama bin Laden.

"Spain's involvement in the war on terror caused the recent train station bombings," said Prime Minister-elect José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero. "Now that the Spanish people have elected a socialist government, and embraced al Qaeda's diplomats, we have nothing to fear. Al Qaeda has promised to protect us from extremists like those at the U.S. White House and Pentagon."Mr. Zapatero said he was "pleasantly surprised at al Qaeda's reasonable pricing for high-quality protection."



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[FishForLunch]

Yes I got it OP, I often go to scrappleface/onion for yucks.

[Drbio]

Scrappleface is great.....good one.

[dude1394]

I don't regularly grace that page but once I got there it was so full goodies that I couldn't resist. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]