The Cussing Thread

[bernardos70]

I have DVR

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

I Loooooooooooove DVDA.

I had to look up what this sexual vernacular meant, and I think there are some boundaries you shouldn't ever cross, even in this thread......

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by bernardos70

I'm looking forward to some Indian Butt Magic tonight!

I don't think Washington meant that kind of 'Wizards.'

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

How about that game last night? I haven't seen that much scoring from one guy since my 'friend' Felipé and I spent that weekend at the beach.

You mean you guys played a lot of basketball...or...what?

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I was so excited about the Mavs that I got thrown out of the game yesterday for flashing JJB my jewels just before his free throws at the end of the game! WOOO! (what happened afterwards?)

That explains so much on so many fronts.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

That explains so much Flaco. I like to show my jewels to men only on so many occasions it's not even funny. Could I show you my front bottom?

Gordo?

[bernardos70]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Am I gordo?

It involves a very complicated formula that calculates your height and weight. Do you eat a lot of bacon?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by bernardos70

It involves a very complicated formula that calculates your length and circumference. Can I get the measurements and calculate it for you?

Die