The Cussing Thread

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I was so excited about the Mavs that I got thrown out of the game yesterday for flashing JJB my jewels just before his free throws at the end of the game! WOOO! (what happened afterwards?)

That explains so much on so many fronts.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

That explains so much Flaco. I like to show my jewels to men only on so many occasions it's not even funny. Could I show you my front bottom?

Gordo?

[bernardos70]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Am I gordo?

It involves a very complicated formula that calculates your height and weight. Do you eat a lot of bacon?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by bernardos70

It involves a very complicated formula that calculates your length and circumference. Can I get the measurements and calculate it for you?

Die

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Die. Bring a die.

This is going to be an X-rated sculpture, isn't it?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

This is going to be awesome. I just bought an X-rated sculpture on e-bay of some girl called Rosie O'Donnell and some guy called John Candy getting it ON!!!! This is going to be great, isn't it?

Gross. You probably should have done research before making that purchase.

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Gross. I probably should have done research before buying that sperm whale cake off ebay.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's never a good idea to buy food on eBay.