your2002/2003dallasmavericks

[mick]

Here's the background on all off-season moves.

1. Wang plays summer league for somebody and actually starts to understand defense and rebounding.

2. Bradley really was embarassed by his "performance" last year and does stay in Dallas this year working in the weight room and learning a hookshot.

3. Eschmeyer gets married in July and his wife tells him not to come home until Mavs get past the second round of playoffs. He becomes a terror on the boards and knocks Shaq out.

4. Benny Hinn stops by the training room and TAW,Buck, and Griff are all healed.

5. All of our FA/RFA are resigned except for Newman.

6. Nick likes Dallas, begs to stay, and signs up for defense 101.

7. Dirk makes his normal summer improvement, learns to pass and ends up teaching defense 101.

8. Nash oversleeps, misses the cut-off date for the WC, and in frustration, joins Bradley in the weight room.

9. AJ goes on the IL and runs all practices for Nellie.

10. Harris goes to Denver.

11. Donn goes to Europe and China as goodwill ambassodor for NBA for one year, and runs coaching clinic in China to appease them for the Wang summer debacle.

12. In the second round, we pick a 20 year old European who stays over there for another year.

ROSTER
C: Wang/Bradley/EE
PF: Raef/EE/Najera
SF: Dirk/TAW/Najera
SG: Finley/TAW/Griffin
PG: Nash/Nick/Buck