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chumdawg · 04-23-2012, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BGMaverick9

Just went to 11

Why not just make that ten?

Underdog · 04-23-2012, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by chumdawg

Why not just make that ten?

But these go to eleven...

SMC0007 · 04-23-2012, 10:16 PM

fluid.forty.one · 04-23-2012, 11:29 PM

These last four posts just saved the thread.

Rick41 · 04-23-2012, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one

These last four posts just saved the thread.

I honestly didn't think it was salvageable in any way.

C_Man · 04-23-2012, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dude1394

Quit acting like a foul mouthed child.

Quit posting in my threads.

C_Man · 04-23-2012, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs

well, well, well, what have we here another ****** neckbeard (most likely ****) shitting up the place with his /b/ ********. you picked the wrong night to **** around, *******. i've just texted a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid ******* **** sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom ****** **** you want on the ******* anime board. it's time for you ******** to get a reality check, because this **** won't fly for much longer. prepare your ****, you 500 pound pile of ****. your days are ******* numbered!Q%W%$

LOL. What a joke you are. If you screencapped the whole thread the mods will see that you insulted me first in post #116. I never insulted anyone on this forum in any threads prior to that.

PS, you still haven't answered my question: where did I insult you prior to post #116.

MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs · 04-24-2012, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BGMaverick9

Just went to 11

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god**** idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.

For those that haven't noticed, these are joke posts. The smiley face was a link to the website that first one came from. So like the Mavs have clinched and stuff? Cool beans.

dude1394 · 04-24-2012, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by C_Man

Quit posting in my threads.

Damn...now the newbie owns the thread, yes massa.

dude1394 · 04-24-2012, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by C_Man

LOL. What a joke you are. If you screencapped the whole thread the mods will see that you insulted me first in post #116. I never insulted anyone on this forum in any threads prior to that.

PS, you still haven't answered my question: where did I insult you prior to post #116.

Everyone has insulted you this thread, you are just too dense to realize it.

jthig32 · 04-24-2012, 08:33 AM

Look, I've already asked this on the board and through PM, so this is the last time:

Calm down. Let it go, move on. Any more back and forth is going to result in a temporary ban.

C_Man · 04-24-2012, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dude1394

Everyone has insulted you this thread

ROFLOL! I think you need to work on your language skills moron. "Insulted you this thread". Did you mean "insulted you in this thread".

And no, only the idiots have insulted me. Like yourself for instance. You would have to be an idiot to insult me if I never insulted you first. I didn't insult a single one of the morons first, so they had no reason to insult me.

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you are just too dense to realize it.

And you are just too dense to be able to construct a sentence. I think you need to go back to grade school, moron.

C_Man · 04-24-2012, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jthig32

Look, I've already asked this on the board and through PM, so this is the last time:

Calm down. Let it go, move on. Any more back and forth is going to result in a temporary ban.

If somebody insults me, like this "dude1394", I'm going to defend myself. I never provoked him, just like I never provoked the guy who insulted me for no reason in post #116.

C_Man · 04-24-2012, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dude1394

Everyone has insulted you this thread, you are just too dense to realize it.

Hey genius, I never said people weren't insulting me. I said I never insulted anyone prior to post #116. I know it's difficult for you to follow the conversation, so just run along now.

Jproxursoxoff · 04-24-2012, 03:15 PM

This is Comedy Gold!! I love you guys!! I was having a down day but then THIS! Hahaha

But seriously though, is all of this underlying tension due to the fact that we're all secretly extremely nervous about our guys going into the playoffs? Because if so, then let this continue!!

fluid.forty.one · 04-24-2012, 03:16 PM

Can we please burn this thread and never speak of it again?

MavsFTR · 04-24-2012, 03:25 PM

What was this thread about again?

Bayliss · 04-24-2012, 04:01 PM

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What was this thread about again?

It was about yo momma!

bobbyfg7 · 04-24-2012, 04:03 PM

Anyone else a little late to this thread and get severely disappointed after looking at post #116? I think Post #116 should be a random insult to a random member from now on on any thread. Especially GDTs.

For example, Underdog's undershirts have pit stains and he farts when he pees. Boom sucka. You just got 116-ed!

Since this is not post #116 I want everyone to know that I'm sure Underdog's undershirts are quite clean and I have no idea if he farts when he pees. This was merely for insult example sake.

As for the other thread topic that I got to before I grew bored of everything, I've never cared for Artest so out of biased blindness: kick that punk out the league!

SMC0007 · 04-24-2012, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bobbyfg7

Anyone else a little late to this thread and get severely disappointed after looking at post #116? I think Post #116 should be a random insult to a random member from now on on any thread. Especially GDTs.

For example, Underdog's undershirts have pit stains and he farts when he pees. Boom sucka. You just got 116-ed!

Since this is not post #116 I want everyone to know that I'm sure Underdog's undershirts are quite clean and I have no idea if he farts when he pees. This was merely for insult example sake.

Concur

And if you fail to do so...what is the punishment?

Capt.Obvious · 04-24-2012, 04:11 PM

This thread is hillarious, a good laugh. but ye glad we made it into the playoffs. I got the feeling the mavs got alot more in the tank. The run can start now.
oh and +1 to the #116 idea

bobbyfg7 · 04-24-2012, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SMC0007

Concur

And if you fail to do so...what is the punishment?

Um ... You must stand in a 2' x 2' cage with Ron Artest. Once he realizes that there is a penny (heads up mind you) at the bottom of the cage you must endure the celebration that will commence.

MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs · 04-24-2012, 04:59 PM

dude1394 · 04-24-2012, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayliss

It was about yo momma!

I thought it was about c_mans momma.

NorwegianMavsFan · 04-24-2012, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

Gorilla warfare? That´s some serious shit!

Bayliss · 04-24-2012, 06:44 PM

Gorilla warfare? So how exactly do gorillas fight?

NorwegianMavsFan · 04-24-2012, 06:52 PM

Apparently from long range.

NorwegianMavsFan · 04-24-2012, 07:02 PM

And Metta suspended 7 games. Thought it would be more...

http://www.nba.com/2012/news/04/24/a...ion/index.html

4Dirk1Nowitzki · 04-24-2012, 07:09 PM

face a laker team missing meta world peace or the thunder possibly missing james harden hmm

Kidd Karma · 04-24-2012, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by NorwegianMavsFan

And Metta suspended 7 games. Thought it would be more...

http://www.nba.com/2012/news/04/24/a...ion/index.html

I thought so too, I was comparing it to Barea's hip check of 5 games, maybe Bynum was premeditated as he was lying in wait for Barea's next drive. Nevetheless next 7 games that count.

Maybe if he appeals, they'll tack on another game.

Kidd Karma · 04-24-2012, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 4Dirk1Nowitzki

face a laker team missing meta world peace or the thunder possibly missing james harden hmm

Oh come on, to be the champion....you have to beat the champion.....errrhhhhh : P

Nice possibilities, OKC, Cook, LAL, Barnes-Ebanks. But Hill has been a find for Brown though.

4Dirk1Nowitzki · 04-24-2012, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kidd Karma

Oh come on, to be the champion....you have to beat the champion.....errrhhhhh : P

Nice possibilities, OKC, Cook, LAL, Barnes-Ebanks. But Hill has been a find for Brown though.

Hill has only been effective in one game with the Lakers and the only reason he got playing time was because the Lakers were getting worked. He did a solid job but I don't see Brown playing him over Bynum or Gasol for the long run.

Underdog · 04-24-2012, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

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Originally Posted by Bayliss

Gorilla warfare? So how exactly do gorillas fight?

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Originally Posted by NorwegianMavsFan

Apparently from long range.

Looks like this thread is on its way to a full recovery...

Underdog · 04-24-2012, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by NorwegianMavsFan

And Metta suspended 7 games. Thought it would be more...

http://www.nba.com/2012/news/04/24/a...ion/index.html

Depending on what Denver does, we might want to win our last game of the season...

MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs · 04-24-2012, 08:44 PM

Ah fuck it dude is it possible to unclinch once we're clinched? Am I wrong here dude?

Not talking to dude123493248839235 just whoever that dude is that I happen to be talking to.

"I wanna go to the in and out burge.."

STFU DONNIE!

The OP is banned and he claimed this was his thread that we were supposed to stop posting in, so this thread is abandonware. Am I wrong?

GhostFace · 04-24-2012, 08:56 PM

Only 7 games? Lol'd, what a light sentence. He should've been banned from basketball for that hit.

MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs · 04-24-2012, 09:00 PM

I predicted 3 or 4 but still I knew he wasn't going to be gone for the playoffs, even though he deserves 20 lifetimes.

sefant77 · 04-24-2012, 09:07 PM

Thunder are locked in the 2nd seed, pretty sure they will rest probably some guys against Denver wednesday and wont play hard. The last game Denver has against Minny. I think they will win both and we are pretty much locked to get the Thunder.

I dont think that the Nuggets will think that the Thunder are a better matchup than the Lakers and give a game away.

dude1394 · 04-24-2012, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Kidd Karma

I thought so too, I was comparing it to Barea's hip check of 5 games, maybe Bynum was premeditated as he was lying in wait for Barea's next drive. Nevetheless next 7 games that count.

Maybe if he appeals, they'll tack on another game.

Didn't Bynum get 10 games unti the season was shortened and they reduced it to 5.

Google:says no.

MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs · 04-24-2012, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sefant77

Thunder are locked in the 2nd seed, pretty sure they will rest probably some guys against Denver wednesday and wont play hard. The last game Denver has against Minny. I think they will win both and we are pretty much locked to get the Thunder.

I dont think that the Nuggets will think that the Thunder are a better matchup than the Lakers and give a game away.

It really doesn't matter much because if we were to beat the Lakers or OKC in the first round more than likely we're going to have to face the other one in the second round.

2 vs 7 and 3 vs 6 the two winners matchup in round two. I don't see Denver beating OKC or Lakers.