Clinton collaborates with Cuban

[OutletPass]

George and Mark have done a new Mavs's song:


Do not attempt to go to another team, there is nothing wrong.
We have taken control as to bring you this special summer preview.
We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving.

Welcome to station WEMAVS, better known as Cu-Funk,
Or deeper still, the IndianaBoyZ Connection.
Home of the extraterrestrial white foreign brothers,
Dealers of funky ball.......Funk, uncut funk, The Bomblet.

Coming to you directly from Dallas-Mavs.com
Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 50 kilowatts of CuFunk-power.
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your sensitives.
And me? I'm known as Cu-Funk....ManBoobMan, alias the Short-Haired Sucker.
My motto is:

Make my funk the DirkFunk, I want my Delk cut .
Make my funk the NashFunk. I wants to get funked up.
I want the ring, I want the FinFunk, I want my Best cut.
Make my funk the TawnFunk, I wants to get funked up.

WEFUNK, y'all.

Now this is what I want you all to do: If you got faults, defects or shortcomings,
You know, like you're 7'6" and fall down, you're black and still can't jump,
Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through.
Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig? The desired effect is what you get , addition by subtraction.

When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship.
Sir ManBoobMan, I am..! Vanilla coated, freaky and and habit forming.
Doin' it to you in 3-D, So groovy that even I dig me. Once upon a time called Now!
Somebody say, "Is there funk after the trade deadline?" I say, "Is Seven Up?"
Yeah, MavFunk!

Make my funk the NashFunk , I want my Delk cut .
Make my funk the DirkFunk , I wants to get funked up.
I want the ring, I want the FinFunk, I want my Best cut.
Make my funk the TawnFunk, I wants to get funked up.

Yeah, I dig! Let me put my jersey on. That's the law around here, you got to keep your jersey on.
So you can feel cool. Gangster lean. Y'all should dig my AAC seat.
Well, allright. Hey I was diggin' on y'alls Perot funk for awhile.
Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me. Stanky Funky !
Then when I came down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients
Like TD, DRob and Yao. It was cool, But can you imagine........ Dirkin' your funk? Ho Now!

Let's Dirk that Mavfunk !!!!!

Make my funk the DirkFunk. I want that Fortson cut.
Make my funk the NashFunk, I wants to get Tag'd up.
I want the ring, I want the FinFunk, Don't want my funk stepped on.
Make my funk the TawnFunk, Before I take it home.

We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for the summer trades....
Make my funk the ring Funk....I want that Walker cut.
Make my funk the P.Funk...I wants Kwame to funk me up.
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk Don't want my funk stepped on.
Make my funk the P.Funk (I wants to get Curried up)

Don't stop, get down....Blow your horn......Peee-youuu! I Wants to get funked up....

Make my funk the trade funk. I want that Walker cut.
Make my funk the ring Funk. I wants to get funked up.
I want the bomb, I want Curry to Funk me up.
I want my funk uncut. Make my funk the P.Funk

Welcome back to station WEMAVS, better known as Cu-Funk,
Or deeper still, the IndianaBoyZ Connection.
Home of the white foreign extraterrestrial brothers,
Dealers of funky ball. P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomblet. Selling Maui !!

ManBoobMan here, alias the Short-Haired Sucker.
Vanilla coated, freaky and habit-forming Coming to you in 3-D
So groovy that I even dig me. Yeah! Yeah! Mav Funk!

Make my funk the trade funk. I want that Walker out.
Make my funk the P.Funk. I wants to get funked up.
I want the ring I want Curry to Funk me up.
I want my funk uncut. Make my funk the ring Funk

[Drbio]

And here I thought this was going to be a political thread. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

[Rhylan]

So groovy that I dig me.

I want the booooomb.....

[madape]

This is truly bizarre.

[EricaLubarsky]

I was thinking Bill but I still love it.

[Stitch Jones]

Awsome.

[MavKikiNYC]

Antoine-ic Dog (Mavs Mix)

Yeah, this is a story of some heartless dogs
For the dogs that chase their tails will be dizzy
These are millionaire dogs, three-point shootin' dogs
Non-defendin' dogs, sulkin' dogs, Don Dog

Dogs of the world unite
Dirkin' dogs
Yeah
Fin dogs, funky dogs
Nashty dogs.

Antoine-ic dog
Antawn-ic dog

Like the boys
When they're out there Walkin' back on D
Don't compete
Nothin' but the dog in ya

Ruff <gnaw>
Rough <naw>

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah

Why must they play like that
Why must they purr like PUSSY-cats
No one but the dogs in Big D

Why must they play like that
Why must they play like doormats
Nothin' but the dogs on Big D

Why must we feel like this
Why must we feel defense-less
Nothin' but the dogs not playin' D

Dial the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Rile up the dogcatcher
Dial the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Riles, the dogcatcher.

Just walkin' the dogs
Oh, Antoine-ic dog
Futuristic bow-wow.
Down, boy.
Now, GIT!

Ruff <gnaw>
Rough <naw>

Leader of the pack
Nellie Dog.
Dellie? Dog.
Donnie? Dog.
Now, GIT!

Sing it again, Poodle.