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Old 05-30-2004, 08:42 PM   #1
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Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
Fri May 28,10:50AM ET

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

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the hen was convicted of seducing the poor man and was sentenced to death...
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...all of which raises the question:

Which came first, the chicken or the dreg?
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Old 06-01-2004, 01:55 PM   #5
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If frogs asses weren't watertight, I'd be a bit nervous...
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Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

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The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

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And somewhere in Africa, the Zambian Chicken Man roams the streets, pecking up discarded food, and wondering what kind of world could allow the brutal murder of his mother and father, who's only crime was that of forbidden love.
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"all of which raises the question:

Which came first, the chicken or the dreg? "


The double entendre here has me rolling...
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