RE:Had hoped that muslims would be more intelligent
Hang on, I think I've come up with a brilliant idea! It will take care of those fussy muslims and spike a huge boost into the economy.
Here me out. Together we form the new " Turban Hunters Society". We decide when the season begins and where it will take place.
Imagine the revenue! First, there's the membership fees and licence fees. And use a time card system as a pay as you stay fee. We will need a big parcel of land.........well, not too big. We don't want to be there all day. Kind of a get in and get out event. Imagine the jobs it would create. For starters, we would hire employees to round up these muslims. Probably no easy task, so the wages would have to be slightly above minimum wage. It would mean record guns and ammo sales. Not to mention the huge increase in military clothing sales......we know how you boys like to dress up like soldiers. Beer sales would go through the roof!!!!! But you couldn't bring any beverages, you would have to buy them from the newly constructed, government funded, state of the art clubhouse! Of course there will be a significant cover charge and drink minimum. We could work that out later.
But I guess that would mean turban retail sales could plummet...............oh well, that would be part of the grand scheme anywho.
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