09-22-2004, 11:07 PM
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NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
You Might Be A Republican If...
...you believe Bush’s tax cuts, a larger government, spending billions of dollars in wars and nation building have nothing to do with the deficit
...you believe that lying about sex is impeachable, but it is a fine thing to lie about the reasons American boys and girls are dying and being dismembered in an illegal war
...you believe spending money to build schools in America is a waste, but you support spending money to build schools in Iraq and Afghanistan
...you believe spending $40 billion a year for the Department of Education is too much, but spending $87 billion to rebuild the country we just spent billions of dollars bombing is good foreign policy
...you believe it’s patriotic and supportive of the military that Bush loves sending our troops into wars, and simultaneously cuts veteran’s benefits, military hazard pay and military family services.
...you believe raising the minimum wage to give more money to the working poor will cause inflation, but giving billions of dollars to the richest 5% of Americans will boost the economy
...you support the rights of a fetus, but if a baby is born to a poor person, you don’t believe the mother or the baby has the right to food, shelter or financial support
...you call anyone with opinions to the left of George W. Bush a "communist"
...you call yourself a “patriotic American,” but yet you display confederate flags to honor the people who rebelled against the USA
...you believe it's perfectly fine to send American jobs overseas for cheaper labor costs where children work for pennies a day in hellish conditions
...you believe everyone who isn’t a Protestant Christian is going to Hell
...you believe homosexuals should be tortured to death just for being homosexuals
...you believe we deserved to be attacked on 9/11 because we have homosexuals, feminists and liberals in this country
...you believe that liberals are a threat to humanity, but breathing dirty air, drinking dirty water, the polar ice caps melting and other ecological problems are good for you and good for business
...you believe that AIDS is divine punishment for sinfulness, even when babies are born with it
...you believe that people without scientific training are qualified to determine the content of biology texts
...you believe that federal welfare weakens people, but corporate welfare strengthens business
...you believe that global temperatures are affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate that occur in cycles exceeding 10,000 years, even though you don't believe that the earth is that old
...you believe that while you could never be homosexual yourself, other heterosexuals could easily be converted to homosexuality just by being in the presence of a homosexual
...you believe that state courts can't be trusted to punish businesses or examine ballots fairly, but you believe they can be trusted to administer the death penalty fairly
...you believe that power wielded by business is good but power wielded by government or the people is dangerous
...you believe that environmentalists don't care about nature, but mining interests, power companies and major polluters do
...you believe that youths won't have sex if they're never taught about birth control
...you believe that the ACLU is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the NRA is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution
...you believe that inheritance doesn't breed the same type of slothfulness that other forms of entitlement do
...you believe that communism was not a viable system while simultaneously believing that only the "genius" of Ronald Reagan was able to defeat it
...you believe that all Americans compete on a level playing field
...you believe that Ken Starr is really a gentleman
...you believe that there is some magical quality about unregulated markets that cause businesses to operate in the public's best interests
...you believe that Republicans that sell missiles to our enemies deserve to be on Mt. Rushmore
...you believe that not examining ballots and appealing to judges is the best way to determine the outcome of an election
...you believe in state-sponsored public prayer in schools, as long as the children aren’t praying to any gods other than your god
...you believe that you love Jesus Christ, and that Jesus Christ loves you, and that Jesus Christ shares your hatred of liberals, the ACLU, feminists, environmentalists, AIDS victims, homosexuals, President Clinton, Hillary Clinton and the poor on welfare
...you believe that socialism hasn't worked anywhere, and that Europe doesn't exist or is irrelevant
...you believe that biology teachers are corrupting the morals of sixth-graders when they teach them the basics of human sexuality, but the Holy Bible, which is filled with sex and violence, is good reading for all children
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Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed."
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09-22-2004, 11:08 PM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
Go see a therapist. Please.
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09-22-2004, 11:10 PM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
You missed one Reeds all republicans must be racists
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09-22-2004, 11:51 PM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
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Originally posted by: Max Power
Go see a therapist. Please.
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Greatest post directed at the forum nutjob I've ever seen.
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09-22-2004, 11:56 PM
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Golden Member
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
that list hits many views of this board- almost all in fact
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Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed."
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09-23-2004, 12:20 AM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
Seek help. You have some serious anger issues.
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09-23-2004, 01:15 AM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
you might be a republican if you think that Reeds is a total dumbass. [img]i/expressions/anim_roller.gif[/img]
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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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09-23-2004, 02:01 AM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
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Originally posted by: FishForLunch
You missed one Reeds all republicans must be racists
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That's not true. 70-85% maybe, but not all.
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09-23-2004, 06:50 AM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
Epitome's list was better.
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09-23-2004, 10:22 AM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
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Originally posted by: mavsman55
Epitome's list was better.
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Far better. This list had too much bile.
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09-23-2004, 10:27 AM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
You might be an oxygen-deprived, blue-faced, goggle-eyed Dimocrat, if........
This list exemplifies the Dims' image problems--too much hate, too little humor; too much ideology, based on rumor.
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09-23-2004, 11:27 AM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
And can't think beyond the scope of a rifle.
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09-23-2004, 12:09 PM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
HAHA...good one knowitall..
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Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed."
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09-23-2004, 01:18 PM
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Old School Balla
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
The sad thing is, reeds didn't write that list, which means that there are MORE people out there that actually think that way.
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09-23-2004, 01:39 PM
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RE: NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
and you might be a democrat if you want to turn the U.S. into a socialist welfare state.
Got 'em good DIDN'T I!!!?? har har go kill yourself reeds. That's at least one thing we all believe in.
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09-23-2004, 02:07 PM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
Yeah, Reeds, you turd. We're much better off with a leader that lies and kills. Now stop posting, I have to go polish my lawn jockey's.
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09-23-2004, 03:55 PM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
hahaaha
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Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed."
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09-23-2004, 04:50 PM
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RE: NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
reeds and knowsnothing are perfect for each other.....if we could sterilize them anyways.
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09-23-2004, 05:34 PM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
A waste of your time doc. It's guys like you that make a woman WANT to be sterile.
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09-23-2004, 09:55 PM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
"A waste of your time doc. It's guys like you that make a woman WANT to be sterile. "
CLASSIC...
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Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed."
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09-23-2004, 10:05 PM
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RE:NEW list...- you might be a republican if.......
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Originally posted by: knowitall
A waste of your time doc. It's guys like you that make a woman WANT to be sterile.
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