02-12-2005, 05:15 PM
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red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
Artery - The study of paintings.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
Benign - What you be after you be eight.
Catscan - Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
Dilate - To live long.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fester - Quicker than someone else.
Fibula - A small lie.
Genital - Non-Jewish person.
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.
Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - I knew it.
Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
Ovaries - You get to try again.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
Rectum - Pretty near killed him.
Secretion - Hiding something.
Seizure - Roman emperor.
Tablet - A small table.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor - More than one.
Urine - Opposite of you're out.
Varicose - Near by/close by.
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02-12-2005, 10:15 PM
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RE: red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
So when reeds has no substance (always) he resorts to racism or stereotyping?
Figures. It's on page 36 of the libidiots guide to posting.
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02-12-2005, 10:39 PM
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RE: red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
Shouldn't this thread be in the political forum?
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02-12-2005, 10:57 PM
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RE: red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
Sour grapes.
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02-14-2005, 05:09 PM
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RE:red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
Other than the offensive title, the list is actually pretty funny.
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02-14-2005, 05:18 PM
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RE:red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
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Originally posted by: Evilmav2
Shouldn't this thread be in the political forum?
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or none at all
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02-15-2005, 10:37 AM
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RE:red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
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Originally posted by: TripleDipping
Other than the offensive title, the list is actually pretty funny.
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No, it's really not.
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02-15-2005, 10:45 AM
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RE:red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
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Originally posted by: Murphy3
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Originally posted by: TripleDipping
Other than the offensive title, the list is actually pretty funny.
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No, it's really not.
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We must have different sense of humor, then.
Or I'm just easily amused.
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02-15-2005, 12:00 PM
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RE: red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
of the two options you offer....I'll choose "B"
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-15-2005, 12:56 PM
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RE:red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
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Originally posted by: TripleDipping
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Originally posted by: Murphy3
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Originally posted by: TripleDipping
Other than the offensive title, the list is actually pretty funny.
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No, it's really not.
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We must have different sense of humor, then.
Or I'm just easily amused.
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It's just not funny. It's not even offensive because it's SOOO not funny. It's just not remotely funny.. It's so easy to make fun of people from certain parts of the country..whoever created this list just isn't a funny person.
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02-15-2005, 01:01 PM
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RE:red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
I actually do think that list is funny. However, what isn't funny is the fact that liberals feel they can stand for equality and such things, and at the same time stereotype those they do not agree with.
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02-15-2005, 01:20 PM
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RE: red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
Im a liberal and I don't stereotype southerners or Texans or any others.
Reeds is just a particularly prejudiced poster.
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02-15-2005, 01:26 PM
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RE: red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
If that's what Southerners actually thought, then I'd be dead by now, so why don't you just run along reeds because it really isn't funny. If you are going to try to be funny, don't do it at others expense.
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02-15-2005, 01:59 PM
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RE:red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
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Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
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I hear this is particularly popular in the true-blue industrial states.
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02-15-2005, 04:31 PM
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RE:red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
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Originally posted by: chumdawg
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Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
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I hear this is particularly popular in the true-blue industrial states.
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Only if your union gives you permission to malinger.
Wait, I'm a southerner - I can't possibly know what "malinger" means. I meant to say: "Yeehaw! Let's go down to the crick and find my sister!"
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02-15-2005, 08:31 PM
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RE: red south medical dictionary...its no wonder Bush won
I've never seen something like this before: original. oh wait nevermind.
- Brian
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