09-08-2006, 08:04 AM
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#441
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Nah, donthink so
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09-08-2006, 11:48 AM
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#442
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
Could Jesus Microwave a Burrito So Hot That He Himself Could Not Eat It?
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"Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Chuck Norris is."
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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09-08-2006, 09:56 PM
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#443
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Banned
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All things being equal the movie piss is completely underrated.
Last edited by Drbio; 09-08-2006 at 09:56 PM.
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09-09-2006, 01:23 AM
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#444
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Diamond Member
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Life is overrated.
Last edited by mqywaaah; 09-09-2006 at 01:23 AM.
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09-09-2006, 08:38 AM
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#445
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Diamond Member
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thats alotta NUTS!!! (excerpt from the movie Kung Pow)
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09-26-2006, 09:37 AM
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#446
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Rooting for the laundry
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Michael Vick sucks. Saints owned.
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09-26-2006, 10:44 AM
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#447
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The Preacha
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Dallas Cowboys, America's Team?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-26-2006, 10:54 AM
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#448
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Rooting for the laundry
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that's a negative
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09-26-2006, 11:39 PM
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The Preacha
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Dallas Cowboys...Freedom's Team??
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-27-2006, 08:57 AM
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#450
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Dallas Cowboys...Freedom's Team??
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Dallas Cowboys: Baylor medical centers team?
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09-27-2006, 09:22 AM
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The Preacha
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Dallas Stars...eating pancakes?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-27-2006, 09:47 AM
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#452
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Rooting for the laundry
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lol
do we need to move this back to the Make false reckless accusations sike?
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09-27-2006, 10:59 AM
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The Preacha
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I feel like eating some bacon...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-27-2006, 11:15 AM
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#454
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Rooting for the laundry
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kevin bacon
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09-27-2006, 11:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
kevin bacon
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Saw him asking his doorman for cab money once.
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09-27-2006, 11:29 AM
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All this singing is contageous.
I'll sing too. *Adam Wesssst Adam Westttt.* A little bit softer now... *adam weesssst aaaaadam westtt, adam west aaaddam wesssst*...
I'll come out when they're all gone.....
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09-27-2006, 02:30 PM
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The water bear is a fascinating creature.
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09-27-2006, 04:13 PM
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#458
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Troll Hunter
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I like sausage.
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"I don't know what went wrong," said guard Thabo Sefolosha. "It's hard to talk about it."
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09-27-2006, 04:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mary
I like sausage.
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Um, you might want to re-phrase that last random statement...
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09-27-2006, 04:54 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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unsubstantiated report: The supplements T.O. mixed with his pain meds were viagra, and flinstones chewable vitamins....
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09-27-2006, 04:57 PM
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I like sausage also. Especially if it's really spicy. Dammit now I'm hungry.
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09-27-2006, 06:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by irontoad
I like sausage also. Especially if it's really spicy. Dammit now I'm hungry.
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Um, am I the only 14-year-old-minded person who reads waaaaay too deeply into a statement like this???
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09-27-2006, 06:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
unsubstantiated report: The supplements T.O. mixed with his pain meds were viagra, and flinstones chewable vitamins....
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10 million strong, and growing...
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09-27-2006, 10:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by irontoad
The water bear is a fascinating creature.
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Damn straight.
Ain't nothing like Tardigrada. (the nerd in me must divulge that I once wrote a paper on these. )
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09-28-2006, 01:36 AM
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The Preacha
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water bears have only one natual rival in all of nature: the tree bass
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-28-2006, 01:45 AM
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Love hurts.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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09-28-2006, 01:52 AM
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The Preacha
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"lust hurts....trust me....it can leave cratches all down you back...and then not ever return your phone calls"
- doc
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-28-2006, 04:49 PM
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#468
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Rooting for the laundry
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where in the hell is everyone today?
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09-28-2006, 04:54 PM
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Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
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09-28-2006, 06:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
where in the hell is everyone today?
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Recovering from the TO circus...
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09-28-2006, 06:42 PM
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Zach Randolph looks like a ninja turtle.
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09-28-2006, 08:23 PM
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Don't you hate the feeling of when you have to burp but then you can't?
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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09-29-2006, 07:41 AM
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Kip, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!
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09-29-2006, 08:13 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by irontoad
Kip, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!
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lol...dude.....we all love futurama, so...good post. But it's Kif, not Kip.
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09-29-2006, 08:36 AM
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I love tazo tea
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09-29-2006, 09:41 AM
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i saw this in a stupid e-mail forward....
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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09-29-2006, 10:10 AM
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The Preacha
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poo gas
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-29-2006, 11:20 AM
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How can cheerios be so bland and so good at the same time?
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09-29-2006, 12:05 PM
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Ever notice how some things smell like Flintstones vitamins?
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09-29-2006, 12:08 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
unsubstantiated report: The supplements T.O. mixed with his pain meds were viagra, and flinstones chewable vitamins....
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You mean, like these flinstones vitamins?
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