05-24-2007, 03:56 PM
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#1561
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
The women in my family have very chubby vaginas
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I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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05-24-2007, 04:34 PM
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#1562
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Sike, I love playing mamma bird with you. Open up wide, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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ewww.
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05-25-2007, 09:21 AM
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#1563
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I think in order to fix the lottery, they should have a rock paper scissors tournament to determine the order.
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Brilliant
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05-25-2007, 09:24 AM
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#1564
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You think? I was thinking more along the lines of a hide-the-sausage tournament. Think of the advertising revenue that would be generated... SEX SELLS!!!!!!
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I'm speechless...
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05-25-2007, 09:32 AM
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#1565
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm speechless. Those divine, exquisite NBA sausages would make for some quality HD programming.
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For your wife?
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05-29-2007, 09:41 AM
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#1566
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
For your wife?
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I have my own wife...quit trying to "share" yours...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-29-2007, 09:57 AM
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#1567
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
On memorial day, I like to have relations of the intimate nature with 3 or 4 of our nations soldiers, to make sure they're at full attention.
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This is why we don't allow "you people" in the military...... I'm talking about aliens.
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05-29-2007, 10:04 AM
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#1568
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
This is why we don't allow "you people" in the military...... I'm talking about mexican aliens.
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woah!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-29-2007, 10:24 AM
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#1569
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I like gay mexican soldiers that ride horses and wear socks with sandals!
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That's nice? I guess.
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05-29-2007, 10:29 AM
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#1570
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
That's nice? I SO envy your life.
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but you made that up?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-29-2007, 09:19 PM
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#1571
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
You know how boobies are so...good, and...they're just really great, I just love to um, touch them and stuff. They don't gross me out or anything.
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So forced and disingenuous....
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05-29-2007, 10:05 PM
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#1572
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
So forced and disingenuous....kind of like my love for my young wife...
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you make it sounds as if her being young is a bad thing...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-29-2007, 10:57 PM
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#1573
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
you make it sounds as if her being young is a bad thing...no matter what my parole officer tells me, the younger, the better I say!!
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Creepy as always
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05-29-2007, 11:00 PM
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#1574
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Creepy as always...creepy in a hot way
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why thank you.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-30-2007, 07:49 PM
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#1575
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
lets play marco polo in the shower
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huh?
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06-04-2007, 01:29 PM
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#1576
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan
Hello Everyone!
I just thought I'd drop by and kill this thread.
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it HAD to be done!
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06-04-2007, 01:50 PM
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#1577
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
i HAD to be done!
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If you are talking about what I think you are talking about.... better to tell your girlfriend/wife about that. But you sound pretty desperate.
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06-05-2007, 03:43 PM
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#1578
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
OMGWTF MY PENIS ISNT BEENDING.
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You know, if that happens for longer than 4 hours you may want to consult your doctor.
Last edited by Flacolaco; 06-05-2007 at 03:43 PM.
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06-05-2007, 04:22 PM
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You know, if that happens for longer than 4 hours you may want to consult me, and we can play "doctor."
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first, do no harm.
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06-07-2007, 05:29 PM
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
first, do no harm this time when you are doing your "from behind" trick. that stuff can hurt!
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do you need a tissue?
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06-08-2007, 04:12 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm sorry about your face there, I just couldn't help myself. do you need a tissue?
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I'm not really sure what you're talking about....
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06-09-2007, 10:53 AM
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#1582
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm not really sure what you're talking about....but I know what it makes me want to do...
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pray?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-09-2007, 11:57 AM
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#1583
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Look at me, my name is sike, I just disappear for a long time and then come back and you're supposed to love me even more. Love me, love me, say that you love me....
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Oh you're not going to start singing are you?
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06-09-2007, 12:08 PM
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#1584
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Oh you're not going to start singing are you?....please start singing!
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and if I refuse?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-11-2007, 10:51 AM
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#1585
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Do you ever wonder why hookers don't take credit cards?
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Having a slow Monday?
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06-11-2007, 01:10 PM
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Inactive.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I like to share sleeping bags with cub scouts
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Thats just wrong. Plain out wrong.
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06-11-2007, 01:27 PM
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#1587
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EricaLubarsky
I like to share sleeping bags with my friends. This weekend we had a pilow fight in our little panties and jumped on the bed in super slow motion.
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Why would we be interested in any of this?
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06-11-2007, 01:33 PM
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#1588
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by EricaLubarsky
I like to share sleeping bags with my friends. This weekend we had a pilow fight in our little panties and jumped on the bed in super slow motion.
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How STRANGE!!!!! Me and my friends did the exact same thing.
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Okay... well I get the jumping in super slow motion thing for Erica.... but you are a dude.... so what gives?
Never mind.... I don't want to know.
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06-11-2007, 02:56 PM
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Inactive.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Okay... who else wants to see Flaco prancing in women's underwear.... anyone?
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TMI
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06-11-2007, 03:58 PM
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#1590
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EricaLubarsky
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Okay... who else wants to see Flaco prancing in women's underwear.... anyone?
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TGIF! in a word... HELL YES!! bring it on girly-boy
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uhm, can we rewind to the cinemaxesque visions of gigling scantily clad pillow fights... WITHOUT the banana hammock intrusions
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06-11-2007, 04:17 PM
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#1591
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
uhm, I love you
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are you the guy who has been following me around? cause I thought that was flaco
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-11-2007, 04:29 PM
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#1592
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
are you the guy who has been following me around? cause I thought that was flaco
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I have to take a day off sometimes.
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06-11-2007, 08:42 PM
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#1593
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I have to take a day off sometimes. I call those my "dark days"
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I understand.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-11-2007, 11:05 PM
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I understand your wife was upset when I held your wee-wee while you were peeing. I told her I didn't want it to get on my newly installed pink carpet. I think she understood. But she still sounded upset.... I got the feeling that she still doesn't know about me. Care to explain?
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Wee-wee? Pink carpet?
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06-11-2007, 11:24 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Wee-wee? Pink carpet?
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you've got some serious questions...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-11-2007, 11:32 PM
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#1596
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I've got some serious questions...If a guys says "what? are you some kind of fanny bandit or something?" does that mean he doesn't want to have granal grex with me?
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Switch back to aliens. You're striking out with the men.
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06-11-2007, 11:38 PM
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#1597
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Switch back to aliens. You're striking out with the men.
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you sir have been misled. I'm a married man. You simply couldn't be more mistaken
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-11-2007, 11:44 PM
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#1598
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
you sir have been misled. I'm a married man. You simply couldn't be more mistaken despite what my parole officer claims...
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I'm afraid to ask.
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06-11-2007, 11:48 PM
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#1599
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm afraid to ask, but I still will: how hot is your wife?
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VERY hot. and that is kinda of an odd question...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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06-12-2007, 08:18 AM
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#1600
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Those are kinda of odd questions...
but the answers are:
1. VERY hot.
2. Yes I do, in fact prefer to wear lacy panties
3. I will kiss you, but it will cost you a dollar.
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A dollar? Jeez, inflation.
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