My Friends

[Drbio]

Do you ever get tired of those mushy poem emails you get from friends? This little ditty below is one I got today that I really liked. I thought I would share it. It'sa lot better than the traditional mushy types.

Doc



My Friends,

When you are sad, ..I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got some.

When you are scared, ...I will tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ..I will use little words to explain it to your
dumb ass.

When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
want what you've got.

When you fall, ...I will try to keep from laughing.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you ask?

Because you're my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends then get depressed because you

realize you only have 2, and one of them is not speaking to you right

now.

And always remember:

A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

[veruca salt]

OK....it's 1:30 am
I'm drunk, lets plot revenge.
Please. I'm bored!!!!!!!!!!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

[Drbio]

LOL Veruca...it's only 10:40 am here.

[veruca salt]

I'm 15 hours and 15 beers ahead of you then Doc.
No big deal. I'm sure you can catch up in due time [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

[LonestarROB]

<< Do you ever get tired of those mushy poem emails you get from friends?. >>



Do I ever [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] . My sister sends 'em like everyday.

[Drbio]

Rob- this one was refreshing.


Veruca- I like a challenge...only 15?[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]