Chuck Norris Says Surge is Working

[Usually Lurkin]

http://www.examiner.com/blogs/Yeas_a...ground-in-Iraq

Watch out al Qaeda: Chuck Norris is on the scene in Iraq. As reported by the conservative Web site World Net Daily, the karate champion and action movie star is visiting 15 bases at the invitation of Marine Gen. Bob Magnus.

In an e-mail sent from Iraq and cited by World Net Daily, Norris said he’s observed two things: The “surge is working” and “morale is up — way up!”

He added that there’s a huge difference in security and safety since his last trip, in November 2006.

“It is so much safer and more relaxed, particularly in the Al Anbar province,” Norris said. “It is so much better than often conveyed by the liberal media.”

not mentioned in the blurb:

. . . and he could take out Greenspan and the entire oil industry in 1 punch
Al Queda in Iraq trains by watching Missing in Action 4 on continuous loop
but the Iraqi Army watches MIA 5, so they gain the upper hand.

[ty]

Chuck's going to Iraq! The war can finally be over!

[Usually Lurkin]

Originally Posted by ty

Chuck's going to Iraq! The war can finally be over!

dude, he's already there.


Why do you think the surge is working?

[MavsX]

haha, this thread brings back like a billion chuck norris jokes

[ty]

Originally Posted by Usually Lurkin

dude, he's already there.


Why do you think the surge is working?

The surge was already working after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked air from here all the way to Iraq.