07-15-2008, 05:09 PM
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#2441
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I want to touch your bits!
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confused
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07-15-2008, 05:39 PM
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#2442
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
yo con fusedo
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My Spanish is just good enough to know that your Spanish sucks!
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07-15-2008, 07:46 PM
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#2443
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Chupa la chi chi leche!
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Isn't that rude?
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07-16-2008, 10:30 AM
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#2444
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
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Yes, but don't get your hopes up. His last name is sooooo misleading.
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07-16-2008, 10:39 AM
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#2445
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Chupa la chi chi leche!
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Te la sumo, hasta no verla!
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If I spoke spanish, I think I might be disgusted by that.
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07-16-2008, 12:45 PM
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#2446
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
If I spoke spanish, I think I might be disgusted by that.
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Spanish isn't disgusting, sir. Sure, its not has beautiful has Portuguese...but its not disgusting.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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07-16-2008, 01:21 PM
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#2447
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Spanish soccer isn't disgusting, sir. Sure, its not has beautiful has Portuguese...but its not disgusting.
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They won the '08 Euro, after all!
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07-16-2008, 02:00 PM
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#2448
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
They won the '08 Euro, after all!
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wat
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07-16-2008, 02:22 PM
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#2449
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
I can has play game¿
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No. You can't even type a question mark correctly.
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07-16-2008, 02:28 PM
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#2450
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
˙ʎlʇɔǝɹɹoɔ ʞɹɐɯ uoıʇsǝnb ɐ ǝdʎʇ uǝʌǝ ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ˙ou
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You can't even type right side up and you are worried about his punctuation?
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07-16-2008, 02:41 PM
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#2451
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You can't even pleasure yourself and type at the same time, and you are worried about his punctuation?
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Look, I know it's "hump" day, but get your mind out of the gutter.
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07-16-2008, 05:35 PM
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#2452
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Look, I know it's "hump" day, but get my mind out of your gutter.
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I'm confused.
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07-16-2008, 06:06 PM
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#2453
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm confused about my sexuality.
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And you're married with a couple kids...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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07-16-2008, 06:39 PM
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#2454
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I don't mind reusing the same joke.
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Shhh, maybe no one will notice!
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07-17-2008, 04:48 PM
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#2455
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Excuse me.... is that your hand insided my zipper?
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Shhh, maybe no one will notice!
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respect the zipper.
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07-17-2008, 05:19 PM
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#2456
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
respect the sniper.
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Duck!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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07-17-2008, 05:30 PM
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#2457
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
DUCK!!! DUCK!!!
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I think the emphasis is supposed to be on the word "Goose".......
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07-18-2008, 10:02 AM
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#2458
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I wish someone would "Goose" me.......
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creepy
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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07-18-2008, 03:15 PM
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#2459
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
My favorite snack as a kid was Creepy Crawlers.
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Ummm, I don't think those were edible...
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07-18-2008, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Ummm, I don't think those were "doable"...
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What, exactly, do you mean by doable?
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07-18-2008, 04:32 PM
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#2461
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
What, exactly, do the Doublemint twins mean by "double your pleasure, double your fun?"
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Most likely not what you're thinking.
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07-18-2008, 05:26 PM
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#2462
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
What do you think of when I say that I need to be spanked?
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are you like 6 years old?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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07-18-2008, 07:14 PM
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#2463
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
are you like trisexual?
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What in the world does that mean anyway?
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07-18-2008, 07:24 PM
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#2464
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I have three pee pees
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color me confused
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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07-18-2008, 07:31 PM
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#2465
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
color me gay
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As if that wasn't already widely known.
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07-19-2008, 10:42 AM
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#2466
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
As if it weren't know already....You complete me.
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creepy
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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07-21-2008, 05:32 PM
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#2467
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I am creepy
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True....
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07-22-2008, 08:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
my hand is creeping up your thigh.
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True....
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y'all need a chaperone.
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07-22-2008, 12:55 PM
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#2469
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
y'all need a chaperone...but I need to be in prison!!!
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are you bragging about that??
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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07-22-2008, 01:06 PM
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#2470
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
are you bragging about that tiny member of yours?? Because mine is smaller!!
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Oh, penis jokes. Must be Tuesday.
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07-22-2008, 01:21 PM
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#2471
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Oh, penis jokes. Mine speaks for itself.
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did you just call your penis a laughing stock?
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07-22-2008, 02:12 PM
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#2472
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
did you just call my penis a speck?
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If I were you I wouldn't show it to him.... then he would be unable to make such comments.
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07-22-2008, 02:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
If I were you I wouldn't show it to him....I'd just let him feel it...so hard.
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You're having a bit of a gay afternoon, aren't you?
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07-22-2008, 02:31 PM
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#2474
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You're having a bit of a gay afternoon, aren't you? mind if I join?
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1. I am not gay and...
2. No
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07-22-2008, 02:32 PM
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#2475
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
1. I am not gay and...
3. Can you help me tie my shoe?
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I think you need to learn how to count first...
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07-22-2008, 05:23 PM
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#2476
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I think you need to learn how please me...
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Confusing
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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07-22-2008, 08:26 PM
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#2477
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
My wife said she wanted to have sex. Why must she speak so confusingly?
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I don't get what's confusing about that. Did your parents not have the discussion with you?
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07-23-2008, 12:58 AM
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#2478
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I don't get what's confusing about that wanting a hot carl!?
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What is that?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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07-23-2008, 11:40 AM
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#2479
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I invented the "hot sike." It's like a hot carl, but there's a lot of anal probing involved
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What a surprise.
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07-23-2008, 12:10 PM
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#2480
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sike
I invented the "hot sike." It's like a hot carl, but there's a lot of anal probing involved
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And what a pleasant surprise that was!
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Yikes!
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