Clues that you should call it a night: - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

Smiles · 07-03-2003, 03:24 PM

Add your own clues to this list. No need to only list the ones that apply to women's! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/wine.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/beer.gif[/img]

20 Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.
4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. sub sandwich on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooo much
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely o verwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Smiles · 07-03-2003, 04:06 PM

when tubing down the river, Trying to stand up in your tube [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

singing only one line of a song, over and over (and of course it's the line with the F-bomb) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

believing the guy who tells you that your supposed to mix rum and coke 50/50 [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]

irontoad · 07-03-2003, 04:34 PM

When you hold on to the floor to keep from falling off.

veruca salt · 07-03-2003, 06:10 PM

Those 20 seem rather familiar...

ummm..oh, when you're the worlds worst pool player, yet you find yourself playing pool with a member of one of your favourite bands
and you're wearing the triangle thing you set the balls up with on your head. That's a pretty good sign you should've been home a couple
hours ago.

My big one is daylight though, when I see the sun come up...i always thing "awww crap".

southern_sweets · 07-03-2003, 06:19 PM

You drink a can of Meister Brew because a drunk guy hands you one and tells you it's a fine product.

You hit a guy with a stick as hard as you can because he says something bad about Eduardo Najera.

You hit a guy in a tree with a stick for no apparent reason.

You can't remember when the Mavs game ended, who won or what the score was.

Baseball size hail intrigues you and makes you want to go outside and listen to the tornado warning siren.

MFFL · 07-03-2003, 06:57 PM

double post - grrr. my computer is acting up today.

MFFL · 07-03-2003, 06:57 PM

When you are walking on the beach one minute and eating sand the next with no recollection of falling

Fidel · 07-03-2003, 08:19 PM

LOL funny post Smiles.

mavsfanforever · 07-03-2003, 09:21 PM

when you do not get an instant reply from mandyahl , you should call it a day.

Mandyahl · 07-03-2003, 10:41 PM

this reply wasn't so instant, so i hope you called it a day, mff. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

mavsfanforever · 07-03-2003, 11:21 PM

Its night now. And Smile said something about "Call it a night".

dallas_esq · 07-04-2003, 10:06 AM

When you think it's a good idea to kiss someone waiting for the bathroom.

u2sarajevo · 07-04-2003, 10:11 AM

When you have to call your friends for details on what you actually did the night before, that's when you know you should have called it a night way before you actually did.

dallas_esq · 07-04-2003, 10:22 AM

You can't find the bathroom because you are in it.