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The REAL reason muslim terrorists do it
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now: No beer. No booze. No bars. No television. No cheerleaders. No baseball. No football. No basketball. No hockey. No golf. No tailgate parties. No Hooters. No pork BBQ. No hot-dogs. No burgers. No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. No chocolate chip cookies. No KFC. No BK. No MickieD's. Rags for clothes, towels for hats, flip-flops for shoes. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. A 24-hour wailing from a guy in a tower. You can't shave; your wife can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you it all gets better when you die. NO MYSTERY HERE! |
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I am happy to have all these things. And once again THANK YOU BILL CLINTON.
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The REAL reason muslim terrorists do it
Just because Bill Clinton may spend 16 hours a day at Hooters doesn't mean he had anything to do with making the things on this list available.
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07-10-2003, 02:15 PM
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RE: The REAL reason muslim terrorists do it
What are we thanking Willie for this time?
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RE: The REAL reason muslim terrorists do it
Thank you Bill Clinton for legalizing Hooters.
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RE: The REAL reason muslim terrorists do it
Thank you slick for inventing a new use for a Cigar. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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RE: The REAL reason muslim terrorists do it
Tasty.
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Just wanted to mention that the above couple of posts are good examples of taking a thread off of the topic/subject.
I'm pretty sure that's something that was discussed in the lounge just a few days ago.. |
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