09-23-2003, 08:14 AM
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Australia 'world's gayest country'
Australia 'world's gayest country'
23sep03
MORE than 17 per cent of Australians are involved in gay or lesbian relationships, putting the country equal first in the world for its proportion of homosexuals, according to a new worldwide survey.
The survey of sexual habits by international condom maker Durex found that together with Americans, Australians had the highest proportion of same-sex relationships.
At the other end of the scale, Vietnam recorded the lowest proportion of gay and lesbian relationships, at three per cent.
The company said Australians enjoyed a busy love life, having sex on average 125 times per year.
Hungarians came out on top, having sex 152 times per year.
But Australians were still ahead of Americans, at 118 times a year.
The survey also found phone, text and cyber sex were gaining in popularity in Australia, with 43 per cent indulging in "virtual reality sex".
The company said faking orgasms was also common in Australia, with 47 per cent of respondents admitting to doing so at least once.
This was almost twice the global average of 26 per cent.
The survey found 41 per cent of Australian men and women had sex for the first time because they were in love, and most agreed that more foreplay would improve their sex life.
The company said more than 150,000 people took part in the on-line survey, which was now in its seventh year.
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09-23-2003, 08:20 AM
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Australia 'world's gayest country'
gives a whole new meaning to: "The best running big man in basketball."
-uh, nevermind, I don't know what that means.
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09-23-2003, 08:21 AM
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There's a "Down Under" joke here somewhere.
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09-23-2003, 09:21 AM
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RE: Australia 'world's gayest country'
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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09-23-2003, 09:30 AM
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Congrats to Australia
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09-23-2003, 10:47 AM
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How about three cheers for Vietnam?
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09-23-2003, 12:31 PM
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RE: Australia 'world's gayest country'
It seems they don't have enough women in Australia yet.
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09-23-2003, 12:35 PM
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Australia 'world's gayest country'
Is that why that HBO show was called OZ
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09-23-2003, 12:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by: Chiwas
It seems they don't have enough women in Australia yet.
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Bad Egg is there. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
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09-23-2003, 12:52 PM
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RE: Australia 'world's gayest country'
what do you have to say, veruca?
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09-23-2003, 01:03 PM
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Originally posted by: XERXES
How about three cheers for Vietnam?
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Ooooh, the ultimate conundrum for right-wingers:
Commies or gays?
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09-23-2003, 01:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by: sturm und drang
Quote:
Originally posted by: XERXES
How about three cheers for Vietnam?
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Ooooh, the ultimate conundrum for right-wingers:
Commies or gays?
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Good call, Sturmunddrang! That truly is the ultimate conundrum for us right-wingers!
But, I think if you check the numbers on Vietnam all the gay people live in the far north (98.99% I believe) and that's where all the remants of communism remain...which leads us to the natural conclusion: gay people love communism!
is somebody taking notes? i'm a freakin' genius!
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09-23-2003, 02:36 PM
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Okay, solution! Put all the gay people and all the Viet-commies in a room, and give 'em but one pair of silk pajamas to fight over. Obviously, silk pajamas are highly-sought-after by both groups and will engender a vicious fight to the death. Especially if they're black. And have a high thread count.
The last man remain standing wins. Which is okay, of course, because-- like gays in general, thank GOD-- one Communist or one gay can't procreate. It's like survival of the fittest, a Darwinistic solution for ridding the world of both gays *and* Communists! Killing two birds with one silk stone, as it were.
Two immoral minorities removed in one fell swoop: and all it takes is one set of (high thread count) silk pajamas! BRILLIANCE!
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Hey, Kool Thing, come here. There's something I got to ask you. I just wanna know, what are you gonna do for me?
I mean, are you gonna liberate us girls from male white corporate oppression?
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09-23-2003, 02:39 PM
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Originally posted by: sturm und drang
Okay, solution! Put all the gay people and all the Viet-commies in a room, and give 'em but one pair of silk pajamas to fight over. Obviously, silk pajamas are highly-sought-after by both groups and will engender a vicious fight to the death. Especially if they're black. And have a high thread count.
The last man remain standing wins. Which is okay, of course, because-- like gays in general, thank GOD-- one Communist or one gay can't procreate. It's like survival of the fittest, a Darwinistic solution for ridding the world of both gays *and* Communists! Killing two birds with one silk stone, as it were.
Two immoral minorities removed in one fell swoop: and all it takes is one set of (high thread count) silk pajamas! BRILLIANCE!
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Great post.
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09-23-2003, 04:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by: kg_veteran
Quote:
Originally posted by: sturm und drang
Okay, solution! Put all the gay people and all the Viet-commies in a room, and give 'em but one pair of silk pajamas to fight over. Obviously, silk pajamas are highly-sought-after by both groups and will engender a vicious fight to the death. Especially if they're black. And have a high thread count.
The last man remain standing wins. Which is okay, of course, because-- like gays in general, thank GOD-- one Communist or one gay can't procreate. It's like survival of the fittest, a Darwinistic solution for ridding the world of both gays *and* Communists! Killing two birds with one silk stone, as it were.
Two immoral minorities removed in one fell swoop: and all it takes is one set of (high thread count) silk pajamas! BRILLIANCE!
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Great post.
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I read this before I saw that Sturm wrote it. Based on the content, I thought it was written by MadApe. But then I realized there were no explatives in it.
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09-23-2003, 04:52 PM
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Just a thought...
madape = sturm?
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09-23-2003, 05:28 PM
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RE: Australia 'world's gayest country'
haha sturm does it again.
And yes I'm here to field any further questions on the topic of sex lives of Australians... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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09-23-2003, 10:26 PM
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and all it takes is one set of (high thread count) silk pajamas! BRILLIANCE!
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--- Would a 400 thread count work ? Too bad nixon never thought of that...
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09-23-2003, 10:29 PM
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That is hilarious S&D.....
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09-24-2003, 12:39 AM
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So....lemme get this right.....the bar owner who was gay (whose name escapes me) in the movie "Good Morning Vietnam" was part of only a 3% gay population? No wonder he was obsessed with Walter Brennan........
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