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Old 03-12-2004, 02:14 PM   #1
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Default you know your living in 2004 if...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they
don't
have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in
a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to
get an
outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
long-service awards.

AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
"friends."
15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,
except to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't#9.
18. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at your self.
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Old 03-12-2004, 02:54 PM   #2
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Default RE: you know your living in 2004 if...

ha ha. great one. this is my office to a T:

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you

but we IM, too.
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Old 03-12-2004, 04:09 PM   #3
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you can play solitaire with real cards?
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Old 03-12-2004, 04:12 PM   #4
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What's "real cards"?

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Old 03-12-2004, 04:27 PM   #5
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Playing Solitaire with real cards takes a lot of physical work.. you have to move the cards around with your hands..
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Old 03-12-2004, 04:56 PM   #6
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Playing Solitaire with real cards takes a lot of physical work.. you have to move the cards around with your hands..
What are these "hands" you speak of?
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Old 03-12-2004, 05:15 PM   #7
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I don't remember
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Old 03-14-2004, 08:44 PM   #8
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16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't#9.
18. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at your self.
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