What could have been...

[the_word]

I had a dream last night. It was some kind of wet nightmare... ;-)
I wrote it down for you guys.

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To many of us it would seem kind of uncanny, how a huge body like Shaq's could ever get close to escaping the earth's gravity.
It surely took a special event to accomplish this.
And a special monster:


How Shaq went to the moon
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To learn how Shaq went to the moon,
You gotta listen: it was June,
June in the year 2004,
right in a Western-Finals war.

How Dallas got it's greatest win?
Let's turn back time and tune right in!

There! Stevie races back and forth,
looks to the south and passes north.
As Dirks sure hands will catch the ball,
he drives inside where Shaq stands tall.

But Dunking Deutschman aint afraid,
Cause fat Shaquille reacts too late.
It's gonna be a fingerroll,
Which goes - high arching - through the hole.

But now the Lakers get the ball.
The Mavs defend - call it a brawl.
So they look like defensive studs,
and later Mark won't kick their butts.

See Fisher bring it down the court,
he stops downtown, pops, comes up short.
But then to Donnies big disgrace,
the ball lands right in Oneal's face.

He grabs it, tries to throw it down.
It's one on one - Shawn is alone.
But our Bradley is no wiener,
he blocks Shaq out of the arena!

Oneal goes high and flies up higher,
as Bradley's eyes show lightning fire.
Shaq breaks the roof, still gaining height,
Stuck in his throat the ball's his freight.

You saw it: at this speed he soon
-and pretty rough- would hit the moon.
Binoculars can show him since,
He looks like flycrap on the lense.

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[twelli]

Originally posted by: the_word
I had a dream last night. It was some kind of wet nightmare... ;-)
I wrote it down for you guys.

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....The Mavs defend...
So they look like defensive studs...

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that CERTAINLY was just a dream...