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WraithXx · 11-02-2007, 02:10 AM

He didn't want me to tell anyone because he felt that his thoughts on this board would be more appreciated if the majority of the populace felt that vinylstar was a Master Stroker (the highest level of stroking that can possibly be attained)

now that I've come clean, I expect to be stroked by my father, vinylstar

so it is from my undisclosed cave location that I write to you fellows tonight

if this is my last transmission, I want you all to know that I loved you

if this transmission is not the last of mine, which heavily depends on if I can maneuver my way through vinylstar's band of Ballsack Vigilantes (a renegade troupe of actual living dead ballsacks that my father, vinylstar, has risen from the dead and employed into his service to hunt me down) hairy forest, which I probably can

I shall transmit again if it is to be so

until then

EricaLubarsky · 11-02-2007, 02:19 AM

U2 is my real life father-in-law once removed. He doesnt know it yet but some day a mormon geneologist will discover this and it will be a revelation.

mqywaaah · 11-02-2007, 08:02 AM

Wait what?

MavsX · 11-02-2007, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by WraithXx

He didn't want me to tell anyone because he felt that his thoughts on this board would be more appreciated if the majority of the populace felt that vinylstar was a Master Stroker (the highest level of stroking that can possibly be attained)

now that I've come clean, I expect to be stroked by my father, vinylstar

so it is from my undisclosed cave location that I write to you fellows tonight

if this is my last transmission, I want you all to know that I loved you

if this transmission is not the last of mine, which heavily depends on if I can maneuver my way through vinylstar's band of Ballsack Vigilantes (a renegade troupe of actual living dead ballsacks that my father, vinylstar, has risen from the dead and employed into his service to hunt me down) hairy forest, which I probably can

I shall transmit again if it is to be so

until then

wait, who is vinylstar?

mqywaaah · 11-02-2007, 08:26 AM

Here

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Originally Posted by MavsX

wait, who is vinylstar?

Here

mary · 11-02-2007, 09:00 AM

Mavs related?

rmacomic · 11-02-2007, 09:04 AM

vinylstar is my dad

...he must be so proud.

Flacolaco · 11-02-2007, 10:35 AM

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Ballsack Vigilantes

Disturbing, to say the least.

Smiles · 11-02-2007, 01:11 PM

I feel as if I have just snorted something of reckless origin.

ShaggyDirk · 11-02-2007, 01:37 PM

THis thread has potential.

fluid.forty.one · 11-02-2007, 01:52 PM

sike and flaco are my dads

Flacolaco · 11-02-2007, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one

sike and flaco are my dads

sike is more like the mom

sike · 11-02-2007, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

sike is more like the mom

if you mean the one who cared and loved unconditionally...then yes...flaco was never around...and when he was...he was drunk

Flacolaco · 11-02-2007, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

if you mean the one who cared and loved unconditionally...then yes...flaco was never around...and when he was...he was drunk

well you just let yourself go.

chumdawg · 11-02-2007, 03:04 PM

Ahh...such love for each other. Flaco, Sike, and FFO...this song is for you:

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[Flaco]
It was the middle of winter
And I drove us in my car
The snow started falling
So we stopped off at a bar

The beer started flowing
And your mother and I took the floor
But by the last dance we were tired
So I booked a room next door

So if anyone asks you
If you come from Heaven above
You're from a one star hotel
With a five star passionate love
[/Flaco]

[sike]
It was a hot summers day
And we drove there in our car
And your father was thirsty
So we had to find a bar

Well he wouldn't stop drinking
And he couldn't stand on his feet
We had to walk to a hotel
And book ourselves into a suite

So if the teacher asks you
Are you from Heaven or are you from Hell
You're from a one star drunken screw
In a one star motel
Yes if the teacher asks you
Are you from Heaven or are you from Hell
You're from a pitch black toilet
In a highway Taco Bell
[/sike]

[Flaco]
I'll remember the birth
For the rest of my time on this land
You're mother sweating buckets
And me holding onto her hand
[/Flaco]

[sike]
Well your father was absent
He claimed he couldn't find the ward
Just tugging on mescal
Trying to eat the umbilical cord

So if anyone asks you
Do you know where you're from, say yes
You're from your mother's womb
And your father's stinking breath
And if they ask you how you got here
Tell them just what it took
Your father's stinking breath
And your mother's stinking luck
[/sike]

fluid.forty.one · 11-02-2007, 03:08 PM

I know you guys tried your best

sike · 11-02-2007, 03:09 PM

is that a real song?...cause that is really funny

u2sarajevo · 11-02-2007, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

is that a real song?...cause that is really funny

link

Song is callled your father and I

chumdawg · 11-02-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

is that a real song?...cause that is really funny

Here's a live version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUlut6SmaT0

fluid.forty.one · 11-02-2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by chumdawg

Here's a live version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUlut6SmaT0

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to chumdawg again.

u2sarajevo · 11-02-2007, 03:26 PM

everytime fluiddirk posts now I think Doc has returned.

fluid.forty.one · 11-02-2007, 03:36 PM

lol.. why?

sike · 11-02-2007, 03:37 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to fluid.forty.one again.

sike · 11-02-2007, 03:38 PM

ffl is only 13 from 5000 posts...well done, sir.

fluid.forty.one · 11-02-2007, 03:41 PM

lol well you're only 6 away from 20k

I'm a little worried now though, I don't want to sound like doc.

chumdawg · 11-02-2007, 03:44 PM

It's the avatar, dude.

sike · 11-02-2007, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one

lol well you're only 6 away from 20k

I'm a little worried now though, I don't want to sound like doc.

i miss the real doc...the REAL doc was one of my favorites

sike · 11-02-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by chumdawg

It's the avatar, dude.

I think chum might be onto something...

fluid.forty.one · 11-02-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by chumdawg

It's the avatar, dude.

oh that makes more sense

Yeah the real doc was nice sometimes, but I mostly caught the back end of the multiple personalities doc.

u2sarajevo · 11-02-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one

oh that makes more sense

Yeah the real doc was nice sometimes, but I mostly caught the back end of the multiple personalities doc.

So did I.

But I had some great PM conversations with him.

One of these days, around Christmas, I'm going to go scouring Waco for the house with a deflated snow globe on the lawn.... go knock on the door and shake his hand....

sike · 11-02-2007, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

So did I.

But I had some great PM conversations with him.

One of these days, around Christmas, I'm going to go scouring Waco for the house with a deflated snow globe on the lawn.... go knock on the door and shake his hand....

and then punch him for punking us?

Smiles · 11-03-2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

So did I.

But I had some great PM conversations with him.

One of these days, around Christmas, I'm going to go scouring Waco for the house with a deflated snow globe on the lawn.... go knock on the door and shake his hand....

I miss Doc too.

I've contemplated contacting him, but how do I know if he'd even be receptive to that?

Why punch him? Family members punk me better than he did, and I'm still decent them.

vinylstar · 11-03-2007, 11:40 AM

its difficult always trying to talk wraith off the ledge. i am not his father, but i do know him...the dude is seriously bat crazy.

sike · 11-03-2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Smiles

I miss Doc too.

I've contemplated contacting him, but how do I know if he'd even be receptive to that?

Why punch him? Family members punk me better than he did, and I'm still decent them.

trust was betrayed...trust that had taken years to build...it was just one more example of how utterly shallow much that takes place on the internet really is....because I would NEVER treat my friends like that...and in an odd way...I considered doc (a man I've never and will never meet) a friend.

obviously I would not anyone to actually punch him.

Smiles · 11-05-2007, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sike

trust was betrayed...trust that had taken years to build...it was just one more example of how utterly shallow much that takes place on the internet really is....because I would NEVER treat my friends like that...and in an odd way...I considered doc (a man I've never and will never meet) a friend.

obviously I would not anyone to actually punch him.

I didn't actually mean to direct "Why punch him?" to you. I knew you weren't serious. I thought of him as a friend too, though I spent very little time with him.

I guess I was just absorbing how very small his "betrayal" measures on life's scale of betrayals. Maybe that's why I can think of Doc so fondly again? Plus, his actions over the years pretty much told us we should be prepared for disappointment from him. He openly (at least online) chose not to live up to the standards he held dear, and we embraced him anyway.