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01-26-2009, 02:39 PM
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Nationwide perception...
There's a joke going around... and well, here it is.
============================================ Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody. DALLAS, TEXAS - January 26, 2008 - Dallas Morning News A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Mavericks, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. =========================================== Is the team that much worse than its 47 win pace?
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01-26-2009, 02:45 PM
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Sad.
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01-26-2009, 02:50 PM
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Waaay too long.
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01-26-2009, 03:13 PM
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That was a lot of setup for a fifth-grade joke.
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01-26-2009, 03:19 PM
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Do not reply to this thread. Let it fall to the bottom.
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01-26-2009, 04:24 PM
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Perhaps an old joke...but nevertheless...LMAO!!!
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01-26-2009, 04:24 PM
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domestic abuse and a horrible Mavs team
I can't think of two things that are less funny. |
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01-27-2009, 10:32 PM
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you my friend have just crossed the line that separates man and bum. You are now a bum.
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01-28-2009, 12:00 AM
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I personally found this hilarious.
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01-28-2009, 12:22 AM
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This joke is older than the Internet.
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