10-01-2009, 12:19 AM
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2 questions
Two questions always visit my mind, floating like turds in the tepid toilet bowl of late September:
1) Should Cuban have paid Steve Nash to stay?
2) Was Shawn Bradley ultimately good for the Mavs?
Maybe a third) Where is Don Nelson's prostate now?
Do you have others?
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10-01-2009, 12:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Usually Lurkin
Two questions always visit my mind, floating like turds in the tepid toilet bowl of late September:
1) Should Cuban have paid Steve Nash to stay?
2) Was Shawn Bradley ultimately good for the Mavs?
Maybe a third) Where is Don Nelson's prostate now?
Do you have others?
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ummm...... move on dude. I'd rather worry about what we are doing and what we should be doing than what we should have or shouldn't have done. Too much pain and suffering if you ask me
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10-01-2009, 01:46 AM
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1. Did we really have to throw in our unprotected 2010 pick to get Jason Kidd?
2. Why does everyone think a guy that barely got playing time in Memphis last year is an instant upgrade for this team?
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RT @TyLawson3 Good game between Dallas and Portland. Good thing we didn't end up getting Dallas. Coach Karl lost his mind.
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10-01-2009, 10:23 AM
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1) Would you be considered gay if you were riding a unicorn but you had a mean looking sword?
2) Are we gonna have a new PA guy that says "DALLLLAS BASKETBALLLLL" on every turnover?
...monitoring my usercp.
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Last edited by SMC0007; 10-01-2009 at 10:24 AM.
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10-01-2009, 11:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyTownFwehah
ummm...... move on dude. I'd rather worry about what we are doing and what we should be doing than what we should have or shouldn't have done. Too much pain and suffering if you ask me
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ah yeah. The "what if?" THere are some classic Mavs what ifs:
++ What if Derek Harper had taken the shot in '84?
++ What if Roy Tarpley had put down the booze?
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10-01-2009, 11:44 AM
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What if the mavs kept tractor traylor?
What did the saggy breast say to the other saggy breast?
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10-01-2009, 11:44 AM
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To keep the tone of the OP's questions alive:
1. Should we have fired Cleamons so early in his tenure?
2. Should we have asked more in return for Jim Jackson/Sam Cassell?
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Last edited by u2sarajevo; 10-01-2009 at 11:46 AM.
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10-01-2009, 12:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
2. Should we have asked more in return for Jim Jackson/Sam Cassell?
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Sike never forgave us for that one.
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Is this ghost ball??
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10-01-2009, 12:48 PM
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1) How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
2) Can you beat a dead horse back to life?
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10-02-2009, 01:09 PM
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1) What if game 7 would have been in Dallas in 87'-88'????
Last edited by ShaggyDirk; 10-02-2009 at 01:12 PM.
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10-02-2009, 01:43 PM
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one question:
Why are you not allowed to kiss hookers? (That one confuses me!)
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10-02-2009, 02:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor55
one question:
Why are you not allowed to kiss hookers? (That one confuses me!)
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I don't know what hookers you've been hanging around with..
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10-02-2009, 02:53 PM
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Why isn't anything in Wal-Mart free yet, if they're lowering prices every day?
and
Why are they called "apartments" if they're all stuck together?
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10-02-2009, 03:07 PM
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1) yes
2)no
3)no comment
4) yes
5)because this is dallas!
6)no
7)no
8)championship
9)championship
10)Doomed franchise
11)suck it!
12)yes
13)yes, of course
14)like anyone could ever know that
15)some of us will try like hell
16)championship
17)because they have other mens weeners all over their lips, gross.
18)because they lower the prices on different products, not the same ones everyday
19)as defined, 1. A room in a building; a division in a house, separated from others by partitions.
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10-02-2009, 03:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick41
Why isn't anything in Wal-Mart free yet, if they're lowering prices every day?
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Why are they called "apartments" if they're all stuck together?
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1) Because they slash prices in half everyday. Therefore, no matter how many times they slash it in half, it won't reach zero
2) That's a damn good question. Like the Freeway/Driveway thing.
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10-02-2009, 03:29 PM
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How can there be interstate highways ... in Hawaii?
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And why isn't a family-size pizza the size of a family?
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10-02-2009, 05:55 PM
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1. would the mavs not have been doomed for the 90's if we hadn't traded for fat lever?
2. what would the mavs look like today if ross jr said no to cuban and had kept zaccanelli in charge?
3. would don nelson been able to outsmart pat riley in 06?
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10-02-2009, 11:09 PM
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1) What if there was no whistle in D-whistle?
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10-03-2009, 03:19 AM
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How come when i eat corn, it always comes out as if i never chewed it?
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