Favorite quote from the Simpsons - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

Murphy3 · 07-05-2002, 07:49 PM

the obvious choice right now would be ralph saying:
"my cat's breath smells like catfood"

but i like homer's quote:
"as God as my witness, I'll always be hungry again"

Drbio · 07-05-2002, 09:26 PM

mmmmmmmmmm.......beeeeeeeeeeeer.......

-Homer

veruca salt · 07-06-2002, 01:57 AM

how annoying, i always watch it and think, that's it, that's the funniest thing i've ever heard.
i can't remember one of them now though.
"god bless those pagans" is always good for a laugh though.

Dooby · 07-07-2002, 08:57 AM

Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?

MavKikiNYC · 07-07-2002, 01:42 PM

"Get your t-shirts...show 'em where you've been."

Big Boy Laroux · 07-08-2002, 09:55 AM

ah, i've got a couple off the top of my head...

"mmmmmmm... sacrilicious."

"look, stu!" [points to a jacket that says "disco stu"]
"disco stu does not advertise"

"i'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience!"

Dirk77 · 07-08-2002, 06:30 PM

"No, I never apologize. Im sorry, that's just the way I am."- Homer

Drbio · 07-08-2002, 07:22 PM

Figures that would be your favorite line. Damn appropriate.

MFFL · 07-08-2002, 07:32 PM

"I may be reeking of panda love, but I still have my dignity."

Homer

Dirk77 · 07-08-2002, 07:37 PM

I don't appreciate your rudeness.

MFFL · 07-08-2002, 07:51 PM

LINK

"Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations: You may outsmart someone!"

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."

"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close."

"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!"

"Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will."

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems."

"To Start Press Any Key''. Where's the ANY key?"

"What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it."

"Once you get used to the constant druggings this place isn't so bad..."

Drbio · 07-08-2002, 08:05 PM

Great site MFFL!!!

I can relate to a couple of those...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Ghost Face · 07-08-2002, 09:42 PM

"Put it in my veins!"

-Barney(after he wins best film and Duff for life)

irontoad · 07-09-2002, 10:28 AM

"Oooh, there's a NEW Mexico??" -- Homer

One of my favorites, living here in Albuquerque.

Dooby · 07-09-2002, 10:51 AM

"Did you know these so-called volunteers don't even get paid?"

Big Boy Laroux · 07-09-2002, 10:59 AM

"Help me nail this urinal to the wall."

oh, and this isn't necessarily a quote, but when homer broke his jaw and had to have it wired shut, it thought this was beyond hilarious:

lisa comes home and she looks sad. so homer writes on his little chalkboard, "bad day?"
lisa says, "you want to talk to me about my day?"
Homer erases what he wrote before and writes, "yes"
lisa says, "really?"
homer then erases the word "yes" from before and rewrites "yes" [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

i crack up every time i see that...

Base Line Guy · 07-09-2002, 11:42 AM

HOMER: "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

MARGE: "You were DRUNK!"

HOMER: "And how!"

Dirk77 · 07-09-2002, 06:32 PM

Lisa - "There not all crazy Dad."
Homer- "Sure they are honey!"

Drbio · 07-09-2002, 06:33 PM

"Idiot? I represent that."

-Homer

Murphy3 · 07-11-2002, 09:41 PM

"Homer, you're just as sweet as sugar" -luann
"Hey, you did say sugar, didn't you?" - Homer

veruca salt · 07-12-2002, 12:52 AM

homer : "no tv and no beer makes homer something something'
marge: "go crazy?"
homer: "don't mind if i do"

Dirk77 · 07-12-2002, 12:58 AM

Abe "Thank you Ping Pong"
Chinese guy "Mr. Simpson, I told you my name is Craig!"
Abe "Sure it is!"

Murphy3 · 07-17-2002, 06:21 PM

"Although kissing you would be like kissing a divine ashtray, it's not what i had in mind"

sideshow bob speaking to selma shortly before they were married

Base Line Guy · 07-17-2002, 07:17 PM

"Donuts, is there anything they can't do?"

-Homer

Murphy3 · 07-22-2002, 06:20 PM

uhh, i've eaten 8 different meats today, i truly am a Renaissance man.

-homer simpson

Murphy3 · 07-22-2002, 06:23 PM

"40 classics starring Jim Carrey"

Dirk77 · 07-22-2002, 06:46 PM

"Homer, your not flushing those springs down the toilet are you? No honey.... 99 springs flushed down the toilet 99 springs"

Dooby · 07-23-2002, 08:12 AM

"More testicles means more iron."

Drbio · 09-17-2003, 05:01 PM

*bump*

for murph....

Member · 09-17-2003, 05:38 PM

just about every ralph quote goes on my list....but..

"i heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"
"when i grow up, i want to be a principal or a caterpillar"
"this is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end"

-ralph

"im going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!"

-homer

Chiwas · 09-17-2003, 05:41 PM

"Trying is the first step to failure".

Homer.

Chiwas · 12-02-2003, 12:46 PM

"I don't know why I did it. I don't know why I enjoyed it. And I don't know why I'll do it again."

- Bart Simpson.

Caliente · 12-02-2003, 12:48 PM

"All right, brain. I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me out of this so I can get back to killing you with beer."
--Homer Simpson

sike · 12-02-2003, 12:49 PM

"Sir, there's an unrulely mob to see you."
"Uhhhhh, do they have an appointment?"
"Yes Sir, they do."

from the bear episode.....in Mayor Quimby's office!....freakin funny!

mercury_rev · 12-02-2003, 02:04 PM

"I'm a rageaholic! I can't live without rageahol!"

Homer, when they find Apu crying after having sung "Who Needs the Kwik-e-Mart":

"He's not happy at all. He lied to us through song! I hate it when people do that!"

sike · 12-02-2003, 06:51 PM

"but I dont even believe in Jebus" - homer

Walkerforthree · 12-02-2003, 07:06 PM

Homer- "They're mythical creatures, just likes elves and unicorns and eskimos"

SaltwaterChaffy · 12-02-2003, 07:50 PM

"That's where I met the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!" - Ralph

"Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" - Ralph

"Man, God is so 'in-your-face'!" - Bart
"Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character." - Homer

sike · 12-04-2003, 01:40 PM

Allah, Buddha, Jesus, I love you all!- Homer
edited to add an h!

Chiwas · 01-12-2004, 04:12 PM

"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics."

- Homer to Lisa. (Quoted in Scientific American)