COURTSIDE JOURNAL
It's a bitter defeat, officially speaking
By Richie Whitt
Star-Telegram Staff Writer
SAN ANTONIO - Don't mess with Texas. Or Joey Crawford.
Minutes before tipoff of Wednesday night's Western Conference Finals Game 2, perpetually grimacing referee Joey Crawford sauntered over to Mavericks guard Nick Van Exel.
"
Don't mess with me tonight," Crawford warned. "Because, like Muhammad Ali, I'm a baaaaad man."
And during the Spurs' 119-106 victory, Crawford indeed proved that he is baaaaad, man.
"He said it," Van Exel said of the ref's prediction, "and obviously he meant it."
Crawford not only ejected Mavs coach Don Nelson in the first quarter for refusing to sit down, he did it with an emphatic wave of his right arm, as though he thoroughly enjoyed it.
Which he probably did, considering his private disdain for Nellie spans two centuries.
"Please give me an example of how a coach shows up a ref," asked Mavs owner Mark Cuban, after being told Crawford's reasoning for the quick ejection was that Nelson was "showing me up."
It's likely the quickest, quirkiest ejection since umpire Terry Cooney tossed Red Sox pitcher Roger Clemens in the second inning of the 1990 ALCS Game 4.
"If you know Joey Crawford, you know he is not going to take a bad look, not any trash-talking, nothing," TNT guest analyst Magic Johnson said. "He's been that way since I was playing."
A bye-five
The top five reasons Mavs assistant Del Harris marched on the court and volunteered for a drive-by ejection from Joey Crawford just before halftime:
1. Nellie called from the locker room: "Get back here Delmar, there's cold beer and no refs!"
2. Wanted to see up close if that grumpy old man was actually Crawford or the ghost of Walter Matthau.
3. Thought he spotted Clubber Lang in the audience and wanted an autograph from the real "Mr. T."
4. Joining what had to be a sparse TNT audience, he preferred NBC's Law & Order over the NBA's version.
5. 'Cause he $&@** wanted it!!!
Numbers game
62 Consecutive free throws Mark Cuban says he once made, making him a perfect candidate to play in this series.
Best and worst
Worst officiating II: Agenda or not, referee Ted Bernhardt was yelling R-rated directives ("Shut the [obscenity] up!" at Dallas' bench in the game's first three minutes. How bad was it? The Spurs led 60-34, but their fans were busy booing the refs. Through two games, there have been a combined 120 fouls and 165 free throws. Fans can't be getting their money's worth when the referees are the most important people on the court. The series is 1-1, but the refs are 0-2.
Worst officiating III: While his pathetic crew was producing more T's than Vanna White, NBA supervisor of officials Ed T. Rush stood just beneath TNT's booth furiously scribbling notes on a pad. Of course, if Crawford was to be reprimanded, the NBA's bureaucracy of secrecy would prevent anyone from finding out.
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